Bryson whines that Tiger won’t talk to him anymore

[I'_rather_be_golfing]

1 hour ago, bscinstnct said:

 

🤣

 

Smooth one 🍻 

 

Enjoy masters week ; )

 

 

 

That is funny as hell. A good way to start a Monday morning. Thank you for that.

Edited April 3, 2023 by I'_rather_be_golfing

[Creedo77]

Yet he’s playing with Tiger, Freddy and Tom Kim this morning at Augusta….

[Titleist99]

15 minutes ago, Creedo77 said:

Yet he’s playing with Tiger, Freddy and Tom Kim this morning at Augusta….

If this is true, I will never believe anything on the Internet again especially WRX.🤣

[bscinstnct]

26 minutes ago, Creedo77 said:

Yet he’s playing with Tiger, Freddy and Tom Kim this morning at Augusta….

 

Conflicting reports! 🤣

 

 

[Creedo77]

Rex Hoggard posted that Bryson was in the group but that is false 

[bscinstnct]

Just now, Creedo77 said:

Rex Hoggard posted that Bryson was in the group but that is false 

 

TW texted Rex that he play Bryson.

 

Then TW smile himself like

 

April Fools 🤣

[TourSpoon]

I love the quote below from Bryson: 

 

“I miss nothing,” DeChambeau at Orange County National ahead of the LIV Golf Orlando event which starts Friday. “I mean, I love the fans, I love the people who came to support me. I loved all that. We’re starting to get the crowds out here, slowly but surely. People are starting to get what the model is and people are starting to like the teams a bit. From what I can see, the general consensus is things are moving in a more positive direction and I’m pleased with that.”

 

After seeing the condition of OCN on the CW coverage, I would think he would miss the pristine courses that they used to play on. Didn't look like they got a crowd out there either. Is this seriously the LIV warmup for the Masters for the guys going this week? 

[hunterdog]

Seriously, Bryson is a named plaintiff in the LIV lawsuit against the PGAT, a membership organization. If I were counsel for the Tour, I’d be telling every player, especially Tiger and Rory, to stay away from Bryson.

[stinger_gc]

2 minutes ago, hunterdog said:

Seriously, Bryson is a named plaintiff in the LIV lawsuit against the PGAT, a membership organization. If I were counsel for the Tour, I’d be telling every player, especially Tiger and Rory, to stay away from Bryson.

These LIV guys are crazy. First Reed and now Bryson lmao. I’m not gonna be chummy w someone who’s part of a competitor organization and is suing the organization I work for 

[st1800e]

On 4/2/2023 at 9:45 AM, Mp14forlife said:

Tiger may say 5 words to you and he'd insist on driving the cart which would have you on edge the whole time. 

🤔😐😀😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[st1800e]

Dupe, but still laughing.. 

Edited April 4, 2023 by st1800e

[aenemated]

18 hours ago, TourSpoon said:

“I miss nothing,” DeChambeau at Orange County National ahead of the LIV Golf Orlando event which starts Friday. “I mean, I love the fans, I love the people who came to support me. I loved all that. We’re starting to get the crowds out here, slowly but surely. People are starting to get what the model is and people are starting to like the teams a bit. From what I can see, the general consensus is things are moving in a more positive direction and I’m pleased with that.”

 

"I miss nothing."

 

... proceeds to note things missed. 

[Draw Driver]

On 3/31/2023 at 10:52 AM, 3whacker said:

TW doesnt exactly have a stellar record of long lasting personal relationships

Insane take. He’s literally had a personal relationship with his kids their entire lives. 

[TiScape]

So news to me, but apparently Bryson had surgery to remove a small benign cyst from one of his nasal passages. Bryson has deemed this “The greatest decision of my life”. Reading the story took me right back to the other quotes from him in the past that left me shaking my head. This cyst restricted one of his nasal passages. So think having one nostril plugged, but with more air flow. He determined that fixing this partial restriction not only relived him of dizzy spells, but has given him more mental clarity, more energy and his speech is now more fluent! Made me think, if I plugged one of my nostrils (which is more restriction than he was suffering from) would I become dizzy, lose energy, lose mental clarity and lose speech fluidity??? Have been walking around all day with a cotton ball in my left nostril, and so far nothing! Will report back tomorrow 😜

Edited April 30, 2023 by TiScape

[PowderedToastMan]

2 hours ago, TiScape said:

So news to me, but apparently Bryson had surgery to remove a small benign cyst from one of his nasal passages. Bryson has deemed this “The greatest decision of my life”. Reading the story took me right back to the other quotes from him in the past that left me shaking my head. This cyst restricted one of his nasal passages. So think having one nostril plugged, but with more air flow. He determined that fixing this partial restriction not only relived him of dizzy spells, but has given him more mental clarity, more energy and his speech is now more fluent! Made me think, if I plugged one of my nostrils (which is more restriction than he was suffering from) would I become dizzy, lose energy, lose mental clarity and lose speech fluidity??? Have been walking around all day with a cotton ball in my left nostril, and so far nothing! Will report back tomorrow 😜

Bryson can get excited and say some goofy things. I will say that chronic vertigo is horrible. It makes it difficult to enjoy or do anything. There are days when the only thing you can do is lay down with a pillow over your eyes. 
 

So I don’t know about clearer speech, but I will say that talking isn’t fun when your head is spinning, hurts, and you might puke at any second. 

[bobfoster]

ROTFL! Listening to Bryson whine. He's taken whining to the next level. He 48" shaft length whines 🤣. Not thinking Tiger cares a whole lot about that flash-in-the-pan's opinion.

 

Tiger's the GOAT. BD a baby lamb hopping around. 

 

[Jason280]

Quote

Tiger may say 5 words to you and he'd insist on driving the cart which would have you on edge the whole time

Ok, that made me chuckle a bit.

[HomaComa]

Where the heck is Bryson?? He’s basically disappeared since joining LIV

[grm24]

10 minutes ago, HomaComa said:

Where the heck is Bryson?? He’s basically disappeared since joining LIV

He was disappearing well before he left for the exhibition circuit.

[Titleist99]

14 hours ago, grm24 said:

He was disappearing well before he left for the exhibition circuit.

totally correct. he took his shtick and turned it into a  $100m contract. kudos to hm.

[TiScape]

6 hours ago, Titleist99 said:

totally correct. he took his shtick and turned it into a  $100m contract. kudos to hm.

Great song and it fits!

 

[TiScape]

20 hours ago, grm24 said:

He was disappearing well before he left for the exhibition circuit.

The return on investment reminds me of what the Broncos got outta Russ Wilson. 

Edited May 9, 2023 by TiScape

[TiScape]

Just saw the most recent pic of Bryson. Man, he’s unrecognizable now from “Beefy” Bryson! Pay $100MM for 250lb Beefy Bryson hitting it 375 and electrifying fans and get this guy???! The ultimate ‘bait ‘n switch’! 😜