An open letter to Tiger Woods.

Frankensteins MonsterFrankensteins Monster Members Posts: 6,680 ✭✭
Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It’s time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.
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  • PGAroxPGArox Members Posts: 10,288 ✭✭
    He'll get right back to you.
  • VindogVindog Don't order the schnitzel. They're using schnauzer! Members Posts: 17,503 ✭✭
    Chase dem crazy baldheads

    out of town!
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  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,339 ClubWRX
    Frankie we prefer the term follicly challenged.
  • dlygrissedlygrisse Members Posts: 13,131 ✭✭
    It’s better than the Lebron James spray on hair thingy.

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  • farmerfarmer Members Posts: 7,853 ✭✭
    Maybe Tiger does not have a good looking head, so he's trying to cover it up as long as possible? If you watch the CBS NFL pre-game show, James Brown, 67 years old has hair and a mustache that are jet black. Drives me crazy. Tiger needs JB's stylist.
  • lowheellowheel LOWHEEL Members Posts: 6,147 ✭✭
    dlygrisse wrote:


    It’s better than the Lebron James spray on hair thingy.




    his teammates didnt like either..



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  • lowheellowheel LOWHEEL Members Posts: 6,147 ✭✭


    Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It's time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.




    Heres file footage of you outside the gate of tigers compound...



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  • chrismikaylachrismikayla Members Posts: 1,020 ✭✭
    Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It’s time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.




    Agreed tiger can pull off the bald head, goatee look well. The way it is now looks awful. This coming from someone who had to shave his head at 29.
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  • Petunia SprinklePetunia Sprinkle Future King of France Unregistered Posts: 5,362 ✭✭
    Shouldn’t this be in a clothing sub-forum of some kind?
  • straightshot7straightshot7 Members Posts: 2,992 ✭✭


    Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It's time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.




    Respectfully disagree. It looks fine the way it is (he's a man and this isn't a beauty pageant). And the hair he has left looks better under a hat than being bald would.



    Let it ride Tiger. Just keep it short.
  • deadsolid...shankdeadsolid...shank ClubWRX Posts: 14,671 ClubWRX

    Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It’s time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.




    Agreed tiger can pull off the bald head, goatee look well. The way it is now looks awful. This coming from someone who had to shave his head at 29.




    I probably needed to bynage 25. But I have such an ugly head I still haven't.
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  • bscinstnctbscinstnct Members Posts: 26,405 ✭✭
    Frankie!



    Throw more seltzer in the spritzers ; )
  • bladehunterbladehunter Today was a good day.... Members Posts: 25,912 ✭✭

    Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It’s time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.




    Agreed tiger can pull off the bald head, goatee look well. The way it is now looks awful. This coming from someone who had to shave his head at 29.




    No no no. Goatee makes him look like a transient or some seal team member who’s been in country for 6 months. Adds at least 10 years to his look.




    Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It's time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.




    Respectfully disagree. It looks fine the way it is (he's a man and this isn't a beauty pageant). And the hair he has left looks better under a hat than being bald would.



    Let it ride Tiger. Just keep it short.




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  • toddnttoddnt Members Posts: 4,283 ✭✭
    This I going a tad bit far..
  • BreakingParBreakingPar Recovering golf club and golf ball hoarder... Members Posts: 2,320 ✭✭
    If anyone on Tour needs it, it's gotta be Kuch. My God man!
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  • jmkenn0jmkenn0 Members Posts: 688 ✭✭
    Do-rag or skull cap.
  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,339 ClubWRX


    If anyone on Tour needs it, it's gotta be Kuch. My God man!




    Where do you think the marketing folks came up with Sketcher?



    Or the marketing guru who said, "What is the characteristic of someone who would buy bottled water?"



    The intern responded...naive...they inverted it and EVIAN was born.
  • dlygrissedlygrisse Members Posts: 13,131 ✭✭


    If anyone on Tour needs it, it's gotta be Kuch. My God man!
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    Style tips from golfers. Funny.
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  • MadGolfer76MadGolfer76 Admiration is the state furthest from understanding. Members Posts: 19,892 ✭✭
    Hey...a Tiger thread.



    Neat.
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  • puttfordouxputtfordoux Members Posts: 378 ✭✭


    Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It's time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.




    Love, Scott



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  • larrybudlarrybud Members Posts: 11,230 ✭✭
    Maybe he and Jordan can shave each other's head!
  • Frankensteins MonsterFrankensteins Monster Members Posts: 6,680 ✭✭
    larrybud wrote:


    Maybe he and Jordan can shave each other's head!




    I believe Tiger tried grafting. It didn’t work. It’s why the back bottom of his hairline is so weird.
  • Petunia SprinklePetunia Sprinkle Future King of France Unregistered Posts: 5,362 ✭✭

    larrybud wrote:


    Maybe he and Jordan can shave each other's head!




    I believe Tiger tried grafting. It didn’t work. It’s why the back bottom of his hairline is so weird.




    Ah, maybe that’s why his hair loss more closely resembles something like chemo rather than just typical balding.
  • LanglandsLanglands ScotlandMembers Posts: 1,938 ✭✭
    Maybe we can combine threads and argue about what blade he should use to do it? And whether TaylorMade can make him a model he likes?
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  • bscinstnctbscinstnct Members Posts: 26,405 ✭✭
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    Agree, he should go Marvelous Marvin ; )



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  • sonnygolfsonnygolf Members Posts: 198 ✭✭
    There has never been a shaven golfer on the US tour. I don't think folks at the country club are ready for that look. Also. why the **** cant Tiger just have a FUE. All that money and he has not done this? Or maybe he has but he needs more work done.
  • ChillyDipperChillyDipper Members Posts: 1,029 ✭✭
    sonnygolf wrote:


    There has never been a shaven golfer on the US tour. I don't think folks at the country club are ready for that look. Also. why the **** cant Tiger just have a FUE. All that money and he has not done this? Or maybe he has but he needs more work done.




    Jim Furyk would disagree.
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  • MdemuthMdemuth Members Posts: 110 ✭✭
    really? really people?? my god....
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  • MaximilianMaximilian Members Posts: 1,379 ✭✭
    sonnygolf wrote:


    There has never been a shaven golfer on the US tour. I don't think folks at the country club are ready for that look.


    Just to get the ball rolling. I'm sure others can add.
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