You’re the 54 hole leader of a major. Tell us about your night.

[kstateskier]

> @RobertBaron said:

> > @kstateskier said:

> > If you're a PGA Professional and skillful enough to hold the 54 hole lead at a major you should consider learning to drink better bourbon. Unless you're not talking run of the rickhouse Blanton's but you've gotten your hands on a bottle of SFTB Blanton's ? And if so then carry on, good story!

>

>

> The better than Blanton’s bourbon is for winning. I should probably add that my night would also include sending somebody out to source a bottle of Pappy or something.

>

 

Now we're talking...

[clp34vmp]

That sounds like a regular night at my house, except with more drinks and more Ambien...

[PowderedToastMan]

I’d probably have diarrhea all night and then feel nauseous until about hole 3, at which point I’d already be out of it and nice and relaxed again.

[Barfolomew]

fantasize much OP lol?

[RobertBaron]

> @Barfolomew said:

> fantasize much OP lol?

 

My whole life is fantasy camp.

[DivinDave]

I would have to call Roy McAvoy for advice, because I would have no clue how to spend the evening with a 54 hole lead at the US Open.

[tiderider]

> @bladehunter said:

> Netflix ? Does that mean “watching tv “ ?

 

> @RobertBaron said:

> > @thevaporz said:

> > Me, I'd "Netflix and chill with Bae."

>

> Women weaken legs!

 

not if you protein up the morning after ...

 


 

[Golfjack]

> @DavePelz4 said:

> First thing is I'm calling my divorce lawyer. If I'm about to win $2M plus countless endorsement money and have a 5 year exemption on tour, the last thing I need is to be tied down when I'm the "it" thing for a short period of time. Second, I'm calling Taylor Swift and seeing if she wants inspiration for her next song or a naughty weekend. Then I'm calling my estate lawyer, having him change my will and donating my body to medical science because something unimaginable has happened to turn a senior citizen with questionable golf talent into the next US Open champion...and they need to figure out how that happened.

 

Sad thing is doesn't matter how many majors you win, Swift isn't taking your call lol.

[RobertBaron]

> @Golfjack said:

> > @DavePelz4 said:

> > First thing is I'm calling my divorce lawyer. If I'm about to win $2M plus countless endorsement money and have a 5 year exemption on tour, the last thing I need is to be tied down when I'm the "it" thing for a short period of time. Second, I'm calling Taylor Swift and seeing if she wants inspiration for her next song or a naughty weekend. Then I'm calling my estate lawyer, having him change my will and donating my body to medical science because something unimaginable has happened to turn a senior citizen with questionable golf talent into the next US Open champion...and they need to figure out how that happened.

>

> Sad thing is doesn't matter how many majors you win, Swift isn't taking your call lol.

 

I think 8 before 40 and she takes the call. Not saying she’ll go any further than that. But she’ll take the call.

[DavePelz4]

> @Golfjack said:

> > @DavePelz4 said:

> > First thing is I'm calling my divorce lawyer. If I'm about to win $2M plus countless endorsement money and have a 5 year exemption on tour, the last thing I need is to be tied down when I'm the "it" thing for a short period of time. Second, I'm calling Taylor Swift and seeing if she wants inspiration for her next song or a naughty weekend. Then I'm calling my estate lawyer, having him change my will and donating my body to medical science because something unimaginable has happened to turn a senior citizen with questionable golf talent into the next US Open champion...and they need to figure out how that happened.

>

> Sad thing is doesn't matter how many majors you win, Swift isn't taking your call lol.

 

So you're saying...We are never ever, ever getting back together?

[Ferguson]

Is this Baron guy for real?

 

 

 

 

[QuigleyDU]

a few advil and something that will put me to sleep.

[mocokid]

> @TServos said:

> Depends on how far it is to the nearest Waffle House.

just what I was thinking, cute waitress situation.

 

[KRAMER1997]

Downing a bottle of RumChata and try to play 18 at a twilight rate followed by all you can eat pancakes at midnight at Perkins.

[ZAP]

Set out brown pants. Just in case.

[double_d]

I'd probably have dinner, bang her, then go to bed by 10pm

[RobertBaron]

> @KRAMER1997 said:

> RumChata

 

What the hell is wrong with you? :p

 

 

[No Gimmes]

> @thevaporz said:

> "Keep it simple and go out for some sushi."

>

>

>

> P.S. Did we ever find out what happened to him? Looks like he just got blackout wasted and took a dive to the sidewalk. Been there, done that, regrettably.

>

Allenby could have been an all time legend of the game if he had of just come out and said that he had a massive bender and has no idea wtf happened.

He would of been hero to millions ????

 

 

[MaxBuck]

_My_ night leading after 54 holes of a major? Enjoying wild monkey sex with Angelina Jolie before cruising around the unicorn corral.

[00steven]

Watch a movie, take out food, keep mind off golf until morning prep.

[thevaporz]

> @MaxBuck said:

> _My_ night leading after 54 holes of a major? Enjoying wild **** **** with Angelina Jolie before cruising around the unicorn corral.

 

"Sometimes you gotta hop on the unicorn and hold onto its ears!"

[Texas1]

This would be me

 

[umassgolfer]

Sadly, once I get to the part about holding the 54 hole lead at a major, my night is just about over and my alarm disrupts the beautiful dream...

[bscinstnct]

I hire Jaqen H'ghar and the faceless men to “handle” my opponents.

[bigred90gt]

If by some stretch of my imagination I were to hold the 54 hole lead in a major, my night wouldn't be any different than any other night in my life currently. I'd leave the course, shower, have some happy-fun time with the wife, eat something, sit on the couch/recliner and have a few drinks (usually whiskey of some flavor, vodka, or gin, neat or on the rocks depending on quality) while watching some TV (currently binge watching Boardwalk Empire), have some more happy-fun time with the wife, then go to sleep. Wake up the next day, more happy-fun time with the wife, shower, then off to the course refreshed and ready to play.

[JAMH03]

Certainly no expert on winning majors therefore, I'm sticking with tried and true lookers and Ambien.