I’m a 4!!!

[JetSpeed79]

My game has been slowly improving and I’m down from a 6 to a 4. That’s right, a 4 cap! Mystical status achieved. This is huge. I can’t wait for my 4 cap powers to arrive. Do they kick in overnight, or is it more of a gradual thing?
 

I have so many questions:

 

- Will I need an agent? A publicist? Will I need to change my phone number?

 

- When will the dump truck full of cash and supermodels show up?

- Follow up question, can I lean in to the sex addiction thing, or do I need to feign contrition?

 

This is going to be a real whirlwind. My head is already spinning. I’m going to need some help during this transition to global superstardom. 
 

What am I forgetting?

[Pepperturbo]

Wait, until you reach an index of 2, 🤞 reality kicks in, everyone wants more strokes. 😉

[rooski]

12 minutes ago, JetSpeed79 said:

My game has been slowly improving and I’m down from a 6 to a 4. That’s right, a 4 cap! Mystical status achieved. This is huge. I can’t wait for my 4 cap powers to arrive. Do they kick in overnight, or is it more of a gradual thing?
 

I have so many questions:

 

- Will I need an agent? A publicist? Will I need to change my phone number?

 

- When will the dump truck full of cash and supermodels show up?

- Follow up question, can I lean in to the sex addiction thing, or do I need to feign contrition?

 

This is going to be a real whirlwind. My head is already spinning. I’m going to need some help during this transition to global superstardom. 
 

What am I forgetting?

 

You can now expect to mostly win straight up against LPGA Tour players, Anthony Kim, Justin Thomas at the Ryder Cup, and many more.. Congratulations.

[JetSpeed79]

1 minute ago, Pepperturbo said:

Wait, until you reach an index of 2, 🤞 reality kicks in, everyone wants more strokes. 😉

I’m actually hoping for no further improvements. Don’t want to lose my 4 cap status. 
 

Nothing worse than winding up some washed up has-been 3 cap living under a bridge somewhere. 

[Golfbit2X]

2 hours ago, JetSpeed79 said:

My game has been slowly improving and I’m down from a 6 to a 4. That’s right, a 4 cap! Mystical status achieved. This is huge. I can’t wait for my 4 cap powers to arrive. Do they kick in overnight, or is it more of a gradual thing?
 

I have so many questions:

 

- Will I need an agent? A publicist? Will I need to change my phone number?

 

- When will the dump truck full of cash and supermodels show up?

- Follow up question, can I lean in to the sex addiction thing, or do I need to feign contrition?

 

This is going to be a real whirlwind. My head is already spinning. I’m going to need some help during this transition to global superstardom. 
 

What am I forgetting?

Congrats!

 

Can I have a "honorary 4 cap" as well?

 

I've shot less than 5 over in either front or back nine before multiple times before blowing up my rounds. 

 

Maybe throw in a knight hood as well 🤔...

 

[Pepperturbo]

2 hours ago, JetSpeed79 said:

I’m actually hoping for no further improvements. Don’t want to lose my 4 cap status. 
 

Nothing worse than winding up some washed up has-been 3 cap living under a bridge somewhere. 

Good luck trying to hold on to 4 cap status. 

 

I think one of the most difficult things to do in golf is, instead of focusing on ball striking, focus on index.  I liked my 2, and had hopes of 1, but apparently aging had other ideas.  Boo, hoo... 😞

[TiScape]

3 hours ago, JetSpeed79 said:

My game has been slowly improving and I’m down from a 6 to a 4. That’s right, a 4 cap! Mystical status achieved. This is huge. I can’t wait for my 4 cap powers to arrive. Do they kick in overnight, or is it more of a gradual thing?
 

I have so many questions:

 

- Will I need an agent? A publicist? Will I need to change my phone number?

 

- When will the dump truck full of cash and supermodels show up?

- Follow up question, can I lean in to the sex addiction thing, or do I need to feign contrition?

 

This is going to be a real whirlwind. My head is already spinning. I’m going to need some help during this transition to global superstardom. 
 

What am I forgetting?

Congrats on now being able to beat any LPGA player, AK and… I know I’m forgetting a bunch. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Edited March 7 by TiScape

[MikeW2]

I’m looking forward to the first thread that wonders…”can @JetSpeed79 beat (insert LPGA pro here)?”

[alittleoverpar]

Congrats!  It's definitely an achievement!

 

Have bounced between 4 and 6 for several years.  I have a hard time hanging on to the 4!  

 

Edited March 7 by alittleoverpar

[StoutKing]

My gf said I was a 10.  Does that count?

[Shilgy]

7 minutes ago, StoutKing said:

My gf said I was a 10.  Does that count?

Does she wear glasses?

 

 

 

[bobfoster]

6 hours ago, JetSpeed79 said:

I’m actually hoping for no further improvements. Don’t want to lose my 4 cap status. 
 

Nothing worse than winding up some washed up has-been 3 cap living under a bridge somewhere. 

Had a similar problem years ago. Will share my strategy. Whenever I'm hovering on the edge of my cap going too low, I watch a few YouTube instructional videos. Almost guaranteed to hose your scores for a good month or two. 

[bobfoster]

12 hours ago, JetSpeed79 said:

I’m actually hoping for no further improvements. Don’t want to lose my 4 cap status. 
 

Nothing worse than winding up some washed up has-been 3 cap living under a bridge somewhere. 

Chris Farley wound up getting to a 3 cap, and well, y'know ... 

 

[PJE]

13 hours ago, JetSpeed79 said:

My game has been slowly improving and I’m down from a 6 to a 4. That’s right, a 4 cap! Mystical status achieved. This is huge. I can’t wait for my 4 cap powers to arrive. Do they kick in overnight, or is it more of a gradual thing?
 

I have so many questions:

 

- Will I need an agent? A publicist? Will I need to change my phone number? 
 

 

- When will the dump truck full of cash and supermodels show up?

- Follow up question, can I lean in to the sex addiction thing, or do I need to feign contrition?

 

This is going to be a real whirlwind. My head is already spinning. I’m going to need some help during this transition to global superstardom. 

It’s like Fight Club. The first rule of 4 handicap is not talking about 4 handicap. So no agent or phone number. 
 

Dump truck of cash and supermodels; see above. Sorry. 
 

Sex addiction. Yes, lean in. The arguable GOAT did so and set the bar. Go wild. 
 

Otherwise, you now can beat any LPGA player, Anthony Kim, and you are one small tweak away from the Tour. 
 

Congrats! Life is good. 

[LukeDonaldsTiger]

Using blades I hope? You don’t want to be called “Cavity Back 4”, do you?

[naval2006]

17 hours ago, JetSpeed79 said:

My game has been slowly improving and I’m down from a 6 to a 4. That’s right, a 4 cap! Mystical status achieved. This is huge. I can’t wait for my 4 cap powers to arrive. Do they kick in overnight, or is it more of a gradual thing?
 

I have so many questions:

 

- Will I need an agent? A publicist? Will I need to change my phone number?

 

- When will the dump truck full of cash and supermodels show up?

- Follow up question, can I lean in to the sex addiction thing, or do I need to feign contrition?

 

This is going to be a real whirlwind. My head is already spinning. I’m going to need some help during this transition to global superstardom. 
 

What am I forgetting?

You’ve gathered the last requisite to apply for amateur sainthood at The Vatican. 

[MtlJeff]

Someone let @cardoustie know we have a new standard bearer for the 4-cap threads

 

Now, you do need to maintain the 4 for this......it's a prestigious honor to be the official GolfWRX 4-cap. 

 

So, as i told my wife on our wedding day, don't get any worse. 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Have you ordered your GolfWRX double-reinforced driver head yet? 

 

Normal drivers aren't built to handle the speed of a WRX 4-cap. I'd hate to see you injured by the shrapnel when you try to tee it up with your current gamer. 

[JetSpeed79]

4 hours ago, betarhoalphadelta said:

Have you ordered your GolfWRX double-reinforced driver head yet? 

 

Normal drivers aren't built to handle the speed of a WRX 4-cap. I'd hate to see you injured by the shrapnel when you try to tee it up with your current gamer. 

This is excellent advice. I’ll probably need to get with NASA/DARPA on this. I’m also having issues with arm hair singe as my forearms go supersonic in the downswing. (maybe a mylar pullover?)
 

It’s a real problem. 
 

 

 

 

(For the record my actual SS is pretty underwhelming)

[JetSpeed79]

6 hours ago, MtlJeff said:

Someone let @cardoustie know we have a new standard bearer for the 4-cap threads

 

Now, you do need to maintain the 4 for this......it's a prestigious honor to be the official GolfWRX 4-cap. 

 

So, as i told my wife on our wedding day, don't get any worse. 

Has she complied?

 

My wife has been going through some health issues, and jokingly told me that I need to trade her in for a 25 year old. I told her: “No I would never… <long pause>… why, do you know somebody?”

 

Dark sense of humor in our house. 

[cardoustie]

Are you a travelling 4 or a home club hero?

 

@MtlJeff has to give you 6 pops, so you got that going for you 

[JetSpeed79]

7 minutes ago, cardoustie said:

Are you a travelling 4 or a home club hero?

 

@MtlJeff has to give you 6 pops, so you got that going for you 

Mmmm… neither probably. 
 

More like a home club 6, who’s a 12 anywhere else, who has dipped temporarily to a 4 and is milking it for all it’s worth until it goes away shortly. 
 

I think that’s about right. 

[MtlJeff]

45 minutes ago, JetSpeed79 said:

Has she complied?

 

My wife has been going through some health issues, and jokingly told me that I need to trade her in for a 25 year old. I told her: “No I would never… <long pause>… why, do you know somebody?”

 

Dark sense of humor in our house. 

 

25 is too young, my wife knows that. I've got no time for those tiktok fools. She knows that

 

But when we fight I just say, "remember Erika that girl who worked for me a few years back, she's really upset because she's 34 and just broke up with her boyfriend"

 

Game set match

[sergizmo]

18 minutes ago, MtlJeff said:

 

25 is too young, my wife knows that. I've got no time for those tiktok fools. She knows that

 

But when we fight I just say, "remember Erika that girl who worked for me a few years back, she's really upset because she's 34 and just broke up with her boyfriend"

 

Game set match

You must have a really comfy sofa bed.

[MtlJeff]

3 minutes ago, sergizmo said:

You must have a really comfy sofa bed.

 

Haha I talk a big game. She gives me crap too.... remember she's the PhD and is smarter than me. 

 

I sleep in the basement....next to my exquisite putter collection. 🙂

[MtlJeff]

1 hour ago, cardoustie said:

Are you a travelling 4 or a home club hero?

 

@MtlJeff has to give you 6 pops, so you got that going for you 

 

"Mtljeff has to give you 6 pops" ...is the name of the adult film I starred in while in college

 

@TiScape because I have to tag him every time I make this terrible joke....which is a LOT

 

[JetSpeed79]

20 minutes ago, MtlJeff said:

 

"Mtljeff has to give you 6 pops" ...is the name of the adult film I starred in while in college

 

@TiScape because I have to tag him every time I make this terrible joke....which is a LOT

 

I just want to take a second and say that Jeff’s body of work in the adult film industry was high caliber and truly special (even if he only did it to put himself through school). 
 

The truth is Jeff is a consummate performer, and even though he hated acting in those films, to watch the work you would never know it. 

[Whatnogarnish]

Someone please get jetspeed into the WITB

[GrandStranded]

On 3/7/2024 at 12:00 PM, JetSpeed79 said:

My game has been slowly improving and I’m down from a 6 to a 4. That’s right, a 4 cap! Mystical status achieved. This is huge. I can’t wait for my 4 cap powers to arrive. Do they kick in overnight, or is it more of a gradual thing?
 

I have so many questions:

 

- Will I need an agent? A publicist? Will I need to change my phone number?

 

- When will the dump truck full of cash and supermodels show up?

- Follow up question, can I lean in to the sex addiction thing, or do I need to feign contrition?

 

This is going to be a real whirlwind. My head is already spinning. I’m going to need some help during this transition to global superstardom. 
 

What am I forgetting?

Nelly Korda got scared reading this. The last thing she needed was another WRX 4 to contend with.

[Jgolfer99]

Congrats!  I think in the modern golfing world you are now officially required to yell “get some” after each and every driver swing. 😜