Finish this sentence...."You know you're in for a long day when..."

[CCTxGolf]

Mr and Mrs Havercamp have the tee time before you.

 

.........you find Mrs. Havercamp's merkin over a divot in the fairway.

 

Best you of merkin ever. And the fact that you were able to slide merkin into a golf forum is incredible. Great post

[halliedog]

Haven't read this thread in a while, am I still in the lead with pooping in the woods?

[markjay1]

When you're paired up with an inseparable married couple who hit their balls to opposite sides of the fairway but both go to one ball, watch when the other one hits, then they go to the other ball and do the same. On every...single...shot.

[Man_O_War]

When you're paired up with an inseparable married couple who hit their balls to opposite sides of the fairway but both go to one ball, watch when the other one hits, then they go to the other ball and do the same. On every...single...shot.

 

that's not a long day.. that's a nighmare

[DON SVO]

... the 4 hcp "never misses a putt, always up-and-downs" you and your other friend brought to play in your $100-a-man shamble is still drunk from the night before. He proceeds to vomit profusely all over that real nice, decorative, 1st tee box yardage marker at Bali Hai Golf Club in Las Vegas. Then he passes out randomly between holes. He vomits onto the tee box at 10 or 11. He face plants into the fairway walking to his ball, twice. He's in your cart and everyone is wondering who the grade-A @$$#ole is that brought "that guy".

[fillwelix]

... the 4 hcp "never misses a putt, always up-and-downs" you and your other friend brought to play in your $100-a-man shamble is still drunk from the night before. He proceeds to vomit profusely all over that real nice, decorative, 1st tee box yardage marker at Bali Hai Golf Club in Las Vegas. Then he passes out randomly between holes. He vomits onto the tee box at 10 or 11. He face plants into the fairway walking to his ball, twice. He's in your cart and everyone is wondering who the grade-A @$$#ole is that brought "that guy".

I think we have a winner...the embarrassment alone would be enough to do me in

[Harleyweedwhacks]

I basically have a really bad mental game, so after 5 holes, if I'm three over or worse, my game goes downhill. Usually I have to start well to have a good day. I need to get out of the habit of letting a few bad shots in a row get to me.

[fccplayer]

All these people worries about drinkers. You laid down the nightmare!

When the single you are paired with shakes your hand vigorously on the first tee and enquires "say, have you ever heard of Amway?"

 

Rob

[falken19150]

When you're not even 2 holes into your round and you've already taken a dozen calls from work

 

Absolutely dead spot on my friend......every round this year has been this way for me.

[markjay1]

My second entry: When you're paired up with a guy who seems OK but when it's his turn to tee off he stands over the ball for so long you reach for your phone to call 911 because you think he's had a stroke or something...and then he finally hits the ball...about 150 yards.

[Chip_Unsure]

Lose a ball on the putting green... :russian_roulette:

[markjay1]

<<<When you're not even 2 holes into your round and you've already taken a dozen calls from work<<<

 

You know what's worse? When you're not even 2 holes into your round and you've already taken a dozen calls from work...and you don't even have a job!

 

That's really gonna be a long day.

[Les Strokes]

When you're not even 2 holes into your round and you've already taken a dozen calls from work

 

Absolutely dead spot on my friend......every round this year has been this way for me.

 

you're in for a long day when one of your group won't turn off his f#$%@&ing phone

[GeoffDickson]

...there is 60 Minutes TV crew in your offie when you arrive at work.

[uitar9]

Mr and Mrs Havercamp have the tee time before you.

 

.........you find Mrs. Havercamp's merkin over a divot in the fairway.

And I thought a rodent hd laid down in he divot to die.

[Babalooie]

When you’re friend/opponent for the day is rummaging through his bag and you see Pam cooking spray, chapstick and Astro lube.....

[Les Strokes]

Played yesterday. One guy in group ahead of us was the most obnoxious guy imaginable. Every shot was accompanied by running commentary at screeching levels. His normal speaking volume was a yell and he sounded like a cartoon voice, like a spanish Topogeejo (sp?). He'd announce "i'm gonna hit a high draw" then he'd slice it into the woods; yell at the ball, then yell that he never slices..... this happened every hole. Took at least 4 practise swings on every shot, then hacked it. Must have lost a dozen balls.

 

and oh yeah, he kept feeding the coyotes, so on a bunch of holes we had to contend with hungry coyotes just a few feet away glaring at us. Ever tried to tee off while keeping your sand wedge by your side in case you have to fend off a wild animal? And those things are very fast.

[Bonneville85308]

...you walk up to the first tee and find out that the group ahead of you consists of 4 guys wearing button-down long sleeve dress shirts, dress pants, and running shoes, with rental clubs on their carts.

[uitar9]

1 of The 4 some in front of us kept returning to her cart as she gauged how far she was from the green, changing clubs three times.

 

Turned painful. Very rarely did we hit two shots without waiting for those four to move ahead.

 

When we started the back side, discovered there were three 4somes at 10. We decided to just go home.

 

Sad really, plus 16 on one of the last weekends before the course closes. No Marshalls in site. It appeared folks were doing whatever they wanted.

[Gh05t]

....when you push slice off the opening tee.

[Rapatt95]

When you’re friend/opponent for the day is rummaging through his bag and you see Pam cooking spray, chapstick and Astro lube.....

 

Golf bag or overnighter?

[briansII]

When you realize that the player in front of you isn't going to pick up and move on to the next hole after 7, 10, 15 strokes over par.

[jmasselli22]

...when your first tee shot goes through the wind shield of a car on the highway OB right.

[Razorback84]

I can normally tell that its going to be a long day when I'm warming up on the range before a round. Trying to decide if I should even take the driver out of the bag on the first tee lol

[phatchrisrules]

I'll add to this based on experience yesterday.

 

When you have a great warm-up session hitting every shot exactly how you want. -2 through 2. End of the round: 83; and it wasn't due to putting either.

[Jonesy]

...when you find out you're played on punched and sanded greens for your casual round and your playing partner demands you putt everything out...

[fillwelix]

...when you find out you're played on punched and sanded greens for your casual round and your playing partner demands you putt everything out...

 

When you're in any casual round and your partner demands you putt everything out

[Ferguson]

...when you find out you're played on punched and sanded greens for your casual round and your playing partner demands you putt everything out...

 

 

touché

 

 

........Or someone brings up Phil.

[jgolf92]

you know you're in for a long day when you have a johnny reload in your group that has to hit two balls on every shot. :stop:

[mhawk]

you realize you forgot to grab more balls out of the garage after your last horrible round, look in your bag on the first tee and see 5 random found balls in the bottom of your bag... cut, sun faded, muddy lol