Finish this sentence...."You know you're in for a long day when..."

[cowbomb02]

when the group in front of you in a 5 some and they all look like they went shopping at nike golf.

[Ferguson]

when the group in front of you in a 5 some and they all look like they went shopping at nike golf.

 

 

Or, when you look back to see an ostentatiously adorned foursome behind you looking for all four balls in the woods, on each hole.

[Dpavs]

when the group in front of you in a 5 some and they all look like they went shopping at nike golf.

 

 

Or, when you look back to see an ostentatiously adorned foursome behind you looking for all four balls in the woods, on each hole.

 

It makes you want to yell up... "I see you are not using the fairway.... would you mind if I do and play through?" lol

[Benflicky]

You bogey the first

[DavePelz4]

When someone you're paired up with says "I played in 5:45 yesterday and we never waited on a shot!"

[disco111]

When you hook up with another two some and one of them asks the other.........."sure hope your wearing depends today, it sure was a mess yesterday"!........... :cheesy:

[deetsal]

Your stuck behind a group that has the nerve to take 5:45 minutes to play, with no waiting in front or on one behind, no wait a second.........

[SBH9458]

Ha!

[uitar9]

two of the people you are paired up with are wearing shiny street shoes and leather car coats, on a very warm day. New golfers, never played the track before. Turned out ok. Nice fellows.

[deadsolid...shank]

When someone you're paired up with says "I played in 5:45 yesterday and we never waited on a shot!"

 

 

Your stuck behind a group that has the nerve to take 5:45 minutes to play, with no waiting in front or on one behind, no wait a second.........

 

Well done gentlemen!

[Vonex586]

When shanked off the first tee box lol

[markjay1]

When the guy you're paired with takes 3 Mulligans on the first tee, completely oblivious to the sighs, groans and "WTF's?" around him.

[ChipNRun]

the members of the foursome ahead of you on the first tee say they each drank a six-pack of beer each waiting for the fog to clear.

[deetsal]

When you hit a drive on the 2ed whole 285 down the left center with a perfect angle to the pin with a lob wedge and, after not doning it in many years, hit a shank into the water followed by two more. Practice round.

[HatsForBats]

When you hit a drive on the 2ed whole 285 down the left center with a perfect angle to the pin with a lob wedge and, after not doning it in many years, hit a shank into the water followed by two more. Practice round.

 

I second that. Last night my first drive was a 250 yard beautiful draw into the center of the fairway. Then I proceed to hit 3 in a row off the hosel. No idea why it happens but it only seems to happen with my gap wedges or lob wedge. Was fine the rest of the round but the damage was already done.

[Shester24]

When you hit a drive on the 2ed whole 285 down the left center with a perfect angle to the pin with a lob wedge and, after not doning it in many years, hit a shank into the water followed by two more. Practice round.

 

I second that. Last night my first drive was a 250 yard beautiful draw into the center of the fairway. Then I proceed to hit 3 in a row off the hosel. No idea why it happens but it only seems to happen with my gap wedges or lob wedge. Was fine the rest of the round but the damage was already done.

 

Typically when I do that I am standing a little too close to the ball and overcompensate.

[Grizz06]

When you hit a drive on the 2ed whole 285 down the left center with a perfect angle to the pin with a lob wedge and, after not doning it in many years, hit a shank into the water followed by two more. Practice round.

 

And that there is why I seem to be a reverse bagger

[arbitrage]

When you miss slightly left the 2nd Par 3 and grab your "SW" from the bag.

- Proceed to hit a bullet past the pin and into the rough.

- Roll your eyes and walk across the green and proceed to hit another bullet that rolled past the pin, but this time stayed on the green about 35 feet away.

- Look down at your "SW" and realize it's an 8 iron.

- Two putt for a 5 and and let out a guttural groan.

- Start laughing with your playing partner because, before the hole, he asked "What new way can we F up on this hole?" This was a new way. Argghhhhh

[St Jimmy]

You snap hook your first tee shot OB.

Drop a ball to re-hit and snap hook your second OB.

Now the wheels are spinning, you wish you warmed up on the range.

Decide to make a slight adjustment and you slice your third tee shot to the ninth fairway.

Nothing like shooting 6 from 200 yards out and a fairway over.

 

This happened to me a couple weeks ago, talk about a round destroyed before it's even started.

[fillwelix]

You snap hook your first tee shot OB.

Drop a ball to re-hit and snap hook your second OB.

Now the wheels are spinning, you wish you warmed up on the range.

Decide to make a slight adjustment and you slice your third tee shot to the ninth fairway.

Nothing like shooting 6 from 200 yards out and a fairway over.

 

This happened to me a couple weeks ago, talk about a round destroyed before it's even started.

I honestly can't think of anything more demoralizing

[Jacked_Loft]

When your wife asks if your 09:00 flight is already full.

[JFitz357]

Your first two iron shots are dead cold shanks!!

[arbitrage]

When you are joking around about another local golf course being filled with people that love to talk politics and the single you are paired up with begins to talk politics for the next 7 holes....WHHHHHHHYYYY? That was not an opening for you to start!

[ironmikes]

When you wonder what the hold up is on the in front of you only to discover 10 carts on the tee and an 11 some playing together.

 

This happened to me two weeks ago.

 

There were 5 or 6 guys teeing off at the same time ...... strange to say the least .

 

When we able to play through and got in front of them we watched them teeing off on a par 3 over the water , all of the first 6 guys went in the drink .

[Jacked_Loft]

1). When the 3 guys your playing with all have Loud Mouth pants on.

2). The already too short shoe lace on your right shoe breaks on the 2nd tee.

3). You notice on the 1st green that your son didn't put your putter back in your bag.

4). The carry strap on your Sunday bag breaks on the 3rd hole.

5). The cart girl has fallen in love with you, and visits every 2nd hole.

6). The couple you're playing with start fighting on the 1st tee,

7). You take a practice swing on the 1st tee, and carve out a 10 inch divot with your driver.

8). Obama is playing before you, and the secret service guys are running around like headless chickens.

[SnapHooker_307]

When you hit a fade off of the first tee, when you haven't hit anything other than a draw for about 10 years. Makes it an interesting adventure chasing your ball around the wilderness.

[markjay1]

1). When the 3 guys your playing with all have Loud Mouth pants on.

2). The already too short shoe lace on your right shoe breaks on the 2nd tee.

3). You notice on the 1st green that your son didn't put your putter back in your bag.

4). The carry strap on your Sunday bag breaks on the 3rd hole.

5). The cart girl has fallen in love with you, and visits every 2nd hole.

6). The couple you're playing with start fighting on the 1st tee,

7). You take a practice swing on the 1st tee, and carve out a 10 inch divot with your driver.

8). Obama is playing before you, and the secret service guys are running around like headless chickens.

 

Not sure what the problem with #5 is.

[Jack Pearsall]

You are thrilled as you are on the way to the driving range at the resort, you got your cart and you’re whizzing along and you crash. This happened to JP. Not intoxicated just not paying attention in the moment. Surely he was thinking of his practice ahead. Let JP tell you, having to walk back to the clubhouse like a total moron is not a way to commence your expensive round. Man, just could not focus the entire round because of it, brutalized himself for his idiocy and foolishness while playing A hard course that literally needed his full attention. A total screw the pooch waste of money. Many lessons JP can take from this episode....oh yeah, he forgot to pack his golf shoes so he’s playing in Keens on a very hilly course. Why not!!!!

[Jwin323]

1). When the 3 guys your playing with all have Loud Mouth pants on.

2). The already too short shoe lace on your right shoe breaks on the 2nd tee.

3). You notice on the 1st green that your son didn't put your putter back in your bag.

4). The carry strap on your Sunday bag breaks on the 3rd hole.

5). The cart girl has fallen in love with you, and visits every 2nd hole.

6). The couple you're playing with start fighting on the 1st tee,

7). You take a practice swing on the 1st tee, and carve out a 10 inch divot with your driver.

8). Obama is playing before you, and the secret service guys are running around like headless chickens.

 

Not sure what the problem with #5 is.

 

He forgot to mention she's fat.

[markjay1]

1). When the 3 guys your playing with all have Loud Mouth pants on.

2). The already too short shoe lace on your right shoe breaks on the 2nd tee.

3). You notice on the 1st green that your son didn't put your putter back in your bag.

4). The carry strap on your Sunday bag breaks on the 3rd hole.

5). The cart girl has fallen in love with you, and visits every 2nd hole.

6). The couple you're playing with start fighting on the 1st tee,

7). You take a practice swing on the 1st tee, and carve out a 10 inch divot with your driver.

8). Obama is playing before you, and the secret service guys are running around like headless chickens.

 

Not sure what the problem with #5 is.

 

He forgot to mention she's fat.

 

Still don't see what the problem is.