How do you know you're a GOLFWRXer ??

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jwb10jwb10 Major WinnerMars 1084WRX Points: 162Handicap: 1Members Posts: 1,084
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You know you are because:

- YOU PAY MORE FOR A SAND WEDGE THAT RUSTS

- U R CONVINCED THAT A NEW BALL CAN GO 20 YDS FURTHER AT THE SAME SWING SPEED

- YOU ANXIOUSLY AWAIT EVERY OEMs NEW RELEASE

- YOU HAVE 6 DRIVERS, ALL NEW, AND U R LOOKING AT NEW ONES

- YOU ENTER EVERY CONTEST OFFERED HOPING YOU'LL END UP IN CARLSBAD

-THOUGH YOU ONLY HIT IT 220, DOWNWIND, U THINK THE BALL IS GOING TOO FAR

Please add the ones I missed !!! image/taunt.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':taunt:' /> image/bye.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wave:' /> image/worth.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':worth:' /> And yes, I am a GOLFWRXer, proudly
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  • reider69reider69  628WRX Points: 99Handicap: golfMembers Posts: 628
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    You play blades because the lofts are traditional and your game needs lots of spin.
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    Mizuno ST190 - Kuro Kage Silver Tini 70X
    Cobra BioCell+ - Matrix Ozik Red Tie 6Q3 X
    Cobra BioCell 3-4 Hybrid - Aldila Rogue Black 85 X
    Mizuno JPX 900 Forged 4-G, KBS C Taper Lite X
    Ping Glide Stealth 2.0 - 54 and 58 - Modus 105X
    Callaway Xforged - 64 degrees
    Lajosi DD201 Proto
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  • sdandreasdandrea Steve  2636WRX Points: 490Handicap: 11Members Posts: 2,636
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    You think you'll never get old.
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    • PING G SFT 10*
    • Cobra F-Max Superlite 4h, 5h, 6h
    • Cobra F-Max Superlite 7-GW
    • Cleveland CG16 56*
    • Scotty Fastback
  • cforseliuscforselius  396WRX Points: 139Members Posts: 396
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    The shafts is more important than third world problem.
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  • BubbtubbsBubbtubbs  571WRX Points: 145Handicap: 7Members Posts: 571
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    reider69 wrote:


    You play blades because the lofts are traditional and your game needs lots of spin.


    If you actually do need this, is it still a meme?
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  • TeekmanTeekman University of Texas Tennis Alumni  465WRX Points: 67Members Posts: 465
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    You try new shafts even though yours is already optimized. You get new wedges when there is only a month of use. You buy new putters cause you like yours looking brand new.
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    Callaway Epic Flash Triple Diamond SZ 10.5 HZRDUS Hulk 60 6.5TX
    Titleist 917 F2 16.5 HZRDUS Hulk 70 6.5TX
    Srixon U65 20 Dynamic Gold TI AMT S400
    Srixon 785 4-6 Dynamic Gold TI S400
    Srixon Z Forged 7-9 Dynamic Gold TI S400
    Cleveland RTX 4 47/51/57/61 Dynamic Gold TI S400
    Bettinardi Custom BB8C
  • dunndunn  6362WRX Points: 162Handicap: 5Members Posts: 6,362
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    Because i log in and read threads....idk if all the ocd stuff mentioned means anything other than your OCD.....prolly do it in every other area of your life besides golf, lol
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  • Kingcat990Kingcat990 European Tailored Golf Socks  4001WRX Points: 298Members Posts: 4,001
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    You let an ineffectual YouTube star getting a sponsorship with Titleist go 29 pages
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  • ByeBye England 1359WRX Points: 117Handicap: 0.9Members Posts: 1,359
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    Your signature doesn't match what's in your bag.
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    Taylormade M3 9.5 - Aldila Rogue Silver 60X
    Callaway Rogue 3 Wood - Aldila Rogue Silver 70X
    Titleist 816 H2 20 degrees - Aldila Rogue Black 85X
    Titleist 716CB 4-9 - X100
    Vokey SM7 46.10, 50.08, 54M, 59M - S400
    Scotty Cameron Studio Stainless Newport 2.5
    Titleist Pro V1
  • GolfChicago91GolfChicago91 Chicago, IL 1005WRX Points: 51Members Posts: 1,005
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    You get fit for clubs by a professional, but sell them because you’re a club ho. Then you sell those one and get fit again because they didn’t work
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    Ping G400 Max 9* Graphite Design Tour AD BB 75x
    Callaway Rogue 15* 3 wood HZRDUS Smoke 6.5
    Callaway Epic 18* 5 wood Oban Kiyoshi Purple 05
    Callaway Rogue 19* 3 Hybrid Hzrdus Black Handcrafted 6.0
    TaylorMade P790 4 - PW Oban CT 115
    Ping Glide Forged 52* Tour Issue X100
    TaylorMade Hi-Toe 58* KBS Tour Rev 2.0
    Putters:
    Toulon Memphis Garage
    Scott Readman Concepts Custom Putter
  • MychMych  2069WRX Points: 326Members Posts: 2,069
    Joined:  edited Jan 13, 2018 #11
    You've bought a club, sent it off for refinishing, and sold it without ever using it.



    You own a "guest" or "travel" set of clubs that has never touched grass.



    You have a different ball choice for each season.



    You think about a different Monte video at least 3 times per range session.



    You could make a a 14 club bag without any clubs between 20 and 45 degrees, without duplicating any lofts. Then you could justify why every club has a unique function in that setup.



    Your children/wife have better clubs than your playing partners.



    Your playing partners bags all have at least one club that used to be yours.



    You own more drivers than the number of courses you played last year.
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    "Of all the hazards, fear is the worst" - Sam Snead
    Main bag: Cobra Fly-Z 9.5~ F6 Baffler 16.5 ~ Ping G30 3h~ Cobra Forged Tec One 3i ~ Cobra King Forged One 4-P ~ Cobra King 50-V, 56-V wedges ~ Ping Tatum putter
    6 club minimalist: Cobra Forged Tec One 3i ~ Forged One 5/7/9 ~ Cleveland 588 Diadic 53* wedge ~ Ping Tatum putter ~ Silo Club Carrier
  • MychMych  2069WRX Points: 326Members Posts: 2,069
    Joined:  edited Jan 13, 2018 #12
    You know exactly how you would construct a 3-club, 5-club, 8-club, or 10-club bag, but feel that something is missing from your 14 club bag.
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    "Of all the hazards, fear is the worst" - Sam Snead
    Main bag: Cobra Fly-Z 9.5~ F6 Baffler 16.5 ~ Ping G30 3h~ Cobra Forged Tec One 3i ~ Cobra King Forged One 4-P ~ Cobra King 50-V, 56-V wedges ~ Ping Tatum putter
    6 club minimalist: Cobra Forged Tec One 3i ~ Forged One 5/7/9 ~ Cleveland 588 Diadic 53* wedge ~ Ping Tatum putter ~ Silo Club Carrier
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  • WidespreadPanicWidespreadPanic Wizard in the Corner  4908WRX Points: 218Handicap: 0.4Members Posts: 4,908
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    You have 18 shafts for the same driver.
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    Taylormade M2 ('17) 10.5*
    Cobra F7 15.5*
    Taylormade M1 ('17) 19*
    Mizuno MP18 Fli Hi 4i
    Mizuno MP18 SC 5-PW
    Cleveland RTX 588 2.0 52**, 56**, 60**
    Taylormade TP Red Ardmore 3
    Taylormade TPx
  • green.teagreen.tea  401WRX Points: 3Members Posts: 401
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    You shoot a 72 and first thing you do when you get home is search the BST because you missed 3 fairways off the tee
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    [font=trebuchet ms, helvetica, sans-serif]716 CB 5-9[/font]
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  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area. 25218WRX Points: 2,230Handicap: 2 ManyClubWRX Posts: 25,218
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    In the winter you use the vacuum on the carpeting in the master suite to create practice putts that break left, right or are into the grain.
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  • SubaruWRXSubaruWRX  3688WRX Points: 464Members Posts: 3,688
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    You laugh at the new Wilson irons while the wife thinks they’re “pretty”

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    Posted:
    “I think getting advice from guys who are sitting at the computer in their underwear while taking a break from **** is a very solid way to choose clubs.” - bluedot
  • mich_pingmich_ping  630WRX Points: 85Members Posts: 630
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    You buy a club to replace the club you bought that is still en route to you (true story).
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  • VNutzVNutz  6533WRX Points: 535Members Posts: 6,533
    Joined:  edited Jan 13, 2018 #18
    jwb10 wrote:


    - U R CONVINCED THAT A NEW BALL CAN GO 20 YDS FURTHER AT THE SAME SWING SPEED




    That’s preposterous, we all know only the newest driver gives 20 more yards in that scenario.
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  • golfgirlrobingolfgirlrobin  2382WRX Points: 411Handicap: 2.0Members Posts: 2,382
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    You put aside five minutes a week to update your signature.
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    Driver: Ping G400 Max 10.5*
    Fairway: Epic Flash 14* & 20*
    Hybrid: Ping G410 22*
    Irons: TaylorMade M CGB 6-SW
    Wedges: Callaway PM Grind 59* and 64*
    Putter: Ping Vault 2.0 Ketsch
    Ball:  Titleist Pro V1 
  • MychMych  2069WRX Points: 326Members Posts: 2,069
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    You can defend a 6-wedge setup,but think mini-drivers are too gimmicky.
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    "Of all the hazards, fear is the worst" - Sam Snead
    Main bag: Cobra Fly-Z 9.5~ F6 Baffler 16.5 ~ Ping G30 3h~ Cobra Forged Tec One 3i ~ Cobra King Forged One 4-P ~ Cobra King 50-V, 56-V wedges ~ Ping Tatum putter
    6 club minimalist: Cobra Forged Tec One 3i ~ Forged One 5/7/9 ~ Cleveland 588 Diadic 53* wedge ~ Ping Tatum putter ~ Silo Club Carrier
  • 95124hacker95124hacker Rare putter collection  1333WRX Points: 157Members Posts: 1,333
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    When it’s too cold to play golf, you’re bored, so you start a thread like this here!
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    ‘17 M2 “K serial” 10.5* turned down a notch, Fujikura Pro Tour Spec 63S
    '16 M1 3HL (17*), Fujikura Pro 70S
    King F7 2-3 (19*), Fujikura Pro 75h, S
    R15 Black 4h (21*), Fujikura Speeder Evolution 77, R
    '09 Yamaha Inpres X V-Forged Tourmodel 4-PW, Roddio Pentacross I-10, S
    Cleveland RTX-3 V-MG 52* & 58*
    Odyssey WHP CSM 400g
    Ball: Performing validation testing of the M G S test
  • WidespreadPanicWidespreadPanic Wizard in the Corner  4908WRX Points: 218Handicap: 0.4Members Posts: 4,908
    Joined:  edited Jan 13, 2018 #22
    You dont play an M2 driver. You play a Tour Issue M2 Driver.
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    Taylormade M2 ('17) 10.5*
    Cobra F7 15.5*
    Taylormade M1 ('17) 19*
    Mizuno MP18 Fli Hi 4i
    Mizuno MP18 SC 5-PW
    Cleveland RTX 588 2.0 52**, 56**, 60**
    Taylormade TP Red Ardmore 3
    Taylormade TPx
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  • sdandreasdandrea Steve  2636WRX Points: 490Handicap: 11Members Posts: 2,636
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    You think buying tour issued equipment gives you an advantage




    you mean it doesn't? image/swoon.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':swoon:' />
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    • PING G SFT 10*
    • Cobra F-Max Superlite 4h, 5h, 6h
    • Cobra F-Max Superlite 7-GW
    • Cleveland CG16 56*
    • Scotty Fastback
  • MarkripMarkrip Boss fan 62  1748WRX Points: 270Members Posts: 1,748
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    If you think a 300 yard drive is better than ****.
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    Driver - Cobra F7
    3w- Adams Tight Lies 2 16
    Hybrid - Cobra F8 19
    Irons- Sub 70 739 5-PW
    Wedges- Tour Edge CB Pro 50, 54 , 58
    Putter- Tour Edge HP Series 01
  • jwb10jwb10 Major Winner Mars 1084WRX Points: 162Handicap: 1Members Posts: 1,084
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    Kingcat990 wrote:


    You let an ineffectual YouTube star getting a sponsorship with Titleist go 29 pages


    ****, I got chocolate milk comin' out of my nose...keep going these are even better than I thought. You people are sick, sick, I tell you! And really funny and strangely self-aware.... image/pimp.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pimp:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/nyam.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':nyam:' />
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  • jwb10jwb10 Major Winner Mars 1084WRX Points: 162Handicap: 1Members Posts: 1,084
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    When it's too cold to play golf, you're bored, so you start a thread like this here!


    Ouch, that kind of truth stings !! image/swoon.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':swoon:' />
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  • Sean2Sean2  31425WRX Points: 656Members Posts: 31,425
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    You order new clubs before the one's you ordered last week have even arrived.
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    Treat yourself as if you were someone you are responsible for helping. 

    Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is, and not as it should be. 

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  • DaltonSTLDaltonSTL St. Louis 1028WRX Points: 94Handicap: 6Members Posts: 1,028
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    You post in the bag is set for the year challenge. only to sell your whole set a few days later and replace them without even hitting a single ball.
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    -G400 LST 10* AD TP 6s
    -Rouge SZ Tensei Pro Orange 70s
    -818H2 19* Speeder 8.8s 
    -MP-18 MMC 4-PW PX LZ 6.0
    -SM7 50* 54* 58* PX LZ 6.0
    -Ping Anser Milled 5

  • 2Down2Down  218WRX Points: 102Handicap: 4.2Members Posts: 218
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    You have spent way way way more on clubs than lessons.



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    Ping G410+ tensi orange s
    Cobra F8+ 3-4 15°  Aldila NV 2KXV 75 Green w/Cobra smart grip
    Adams 9031 18° Mitsubishi diamana
    Adams 9031 23° Mitsubishi diamana 
    Mizuno MP5 5-W KBS tour 120 S
    Vokey sm7 50° 12° b
    Mizuno T7 54° 12°b
    Ping glide 2 58°. ES
    Ping anser f titanium pixel
    Pro V1

  • AmAgainAmAgain AmAgain  87WRX Points: 1Members Posts: 87
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    When its too cold to play, its time to tinker. Start asking friends for their home addresses so wifey stops asking “Whats in this box?”
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  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area. 25218WRX Points: 2,230Handicap: 2 ManyClubWRX Posts: 25,218
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    You tell everyone what tee boxes they should play and what fun is even though you don't personally ascribe to that approach.
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