How do you know you're a GOLFWRXer ??

jwb10jwb10 Major WinnerMarsMembers Posts: 910 ✭✭
You know you are because:

- YOU PAY MORE FOR A SAND WEDGE THAT RUSTS

- U R CONVINCED THAT A NEW BALL CAN GO 20 YDS FURTHER AT THE SAME SWING SPEED

- YOU ANXIOUSLY AWAIT EVERY OEMs NEW RELEASE

- YOU HAVE 6 DRIVERS, ALL NEW, AND U R LOOKING AT NEW ONES

- YOU ENTER EVERY CONTEST OFFERED HOPING YOU'LL END UP IN CARLSBAD

-THOUGH YOU ONLY HIT IT 220, DOWNWIND, U THINK THE BALL IS GOING TOO FAR

Please add the ones I missed !!! image/taunt.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':taunt:' /> image/bye.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wave:' /> image/worth.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':worth:' /> And yes, I am a GOLFWRXer, proudly
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  • reider69reider69 Members Posts: 615 ✭✭
    You play blades because the lofts are traditional and your game needs lots of spin.
    Mizuno ST190 - Kuro Kage Silver Tini 70X
    Cobra BioCell+ - Matrix Ozik Red Tie 6Q3 X
    Cobra BioCell 3-4 Hybrid - Aldila Rogue Black 85 X
    Mizuno JPX 900 Forged 4-G, KBS C Taper Lite X
    Ping Glide Stealth 2.0 - 54 and 58 - Modus 105X
    Callaway Xforged - 64 degrees
    Lajosi DD201 Proto
  • sdandreasdandrea Steve Members Posts: 2,348 ✭✭
    You think you'll never get old.
    Cobra Max 10.5*
    Cobra Baffler T Rail 19*
    Cobra Baffler 5h
    Maltby Tricept F1 6-GW
    Callaway Sure Out 56*
    Odyssey V-Line
  • cforseliuscforselius Members Posts: 337 ✭✭
    The shafts is more important than third world problem.
  • BubbtubbsBubbtubbs Members Posts: 391 ✭✭
    reider69 wrote:


    You play blades because the lofts are traditional and your game needs lots of spin.


    If you actually do need this, is it still a meme?
  • TeekmanTeekman University of Texas Tennis Alumni Members Posts: 440 ✭✭
    You try new shafts even though yours is already optimized. You get new wedges when there is only a month of use. You buy new putters cause you like yours looking brand new.
    Callaway Rogue SZ 9.0 AD-DI 8TX
    Callaway XR 16 AD DI 8TX
    Titleist 818H2 19 HZRDUS Black 105 6.5
    Callaway Epic 4 HZRDUS Black 105 6.5
    Fourteen FH900 5-9 DG TI X7
    Raw SM7 DG Onyx S400 46
    Fourteen RM-22 Raw DG Onyx S400 51/57
    Callaway PM 64 DG Onyx S400
    Scotty Cameron Timeless SSS 350g 34''
  • dunndunn Members Posts: 6,361 ✭✭
    Because i log in and read threads....idk if all the ocd stuff mentioned means anything other than your OCD.....prolly do it in every other area of your life besides golf, lol
  • Kingcat990Kingcat990 European Tailored Golf Socks Members Posts: 3,813 ✭✭
    You let an ineffectual YouTube star getting a sponsorship with Titleist go 29 pages
    Wyoming Cowboys
  • ByeBye Members Posts: 1,311 ✭✭
    Your signature doesn't match what's in your bag.
    Taylormade 2017 M1 10.5 - Aldila Rogue Silver 70X - 44.5 inches
    Callaway Rogue 3 Wood - Aldila Rogue Silver 70X
    Titleist 816 H2 20 degrees - Aldila Rogue Black 85X
    Titleist 716CB 4-9 - X100
    Vokey 46.08, 50.08 - X100
    Vokey 56S, 60M - S300
    Scotty Cameron Studio Stainless Newport 2.5
    Titleist Pro V1
  • GolfChicago91GolfChicago91 Chicago, ILMembers Posts: 997 ✭✭
    You get fit for clubs by a professional, but sell them because you’re a club ho. Then you sell those one and get fit again because they didn’t work
    Ping G400 Max 9* Graphite Design Tour AD BB 75x
    Callaway Rogue 15* 3 wood HZRDUS Smoke 6.5
    Callaway Epic 18* 5 wood Oban Kiyoshi Purple 05
    Callaway Rogue 19* 3 Hybrid Hzrdus Black Handcrafted 6.0
    TaylorMade P790 4 - PW Oban CT 115
    Ping Glide Forged 52* Tour Issue X100
    TaylorMade Hi-Toe 58* KBS Tour Rev 2.0
    Putters:
    Toulon Memphis Garage
    Scott Readman Concepts Custom Putter
  • MychMych Members Posts: 1,811 ✭✭
    edited Jan 13, 2018 #11
    You've bought a club, sent it off for refinishing, and sold it without ever using it.



    You own a "guest" or "travel" set of clubs that has never touched grass.



    You have a different ball choice for each season.



    You think about a different Monte video at least 3 times per range session.



    You could make a a 14 club bag without any clubs between 20 and 45 degrees, without duplicating any lofts. Then you could justify why every club has a unique function in that setup.



    Your children/wife have better clubs than your playing partners.



    Your playing partners bags all have at least one club that used to be yours.



    You own more drivers than the number of courses you played last year.
    "Of all the hazards, fear is the worst" - Sam Snead
    Main bag: Cobra Fly-Z 10.5*~ F6 Baffler 4-5w ~ Mizuno JPX Fli-Hi 3H ~ King Utility ~ King Forged One 4-P ~ King 50-V, 56-V wedges ~ Nike MC-02W
    6 club minimalist: Cobra King Utility ~ Forged One 5/7/9 ~ Cleveland 588 Diadic 53* wedge ~ Nike MC-02W ~ Silo Club Carrier
  • MychMych Members Posts: 1,811 ✭✭
    edited Jan 13, 2018 #12
    You know exactly how you would construct a 3-club, 5-club, 8-club, or 10-club bag, but feel that something is missing from your 14 club bag.
    "Of all the hazards, fear is the worst" - Sam Snead
    Main bag: Cobra Fly-Z 10.5*~ F6 Baffler 4-5w ~ Mizuno JPX Fli-Hi 3H ~ King Utility ~ King Forged One 4-P ~ King 50-V, 56-V wedges ~ Nike MC-02W
    6 club minimalist: Cobra King Utility ~ Forged One 5/7/9 ~ Cleveland 588 Diadic 53* wedge ~ Nike MC-02W ~ Silo Club Carrier
  • WidespreadPanicWidespreadPanic Wizard in the Corner Members Posts: 4,826 ✭✭
    You have 18 shafts for the same driver.
    Taylormade M2 ('17) 10.5*
    Cobra F7 15.5*
    Taylormade M1 ('17) 19*
    Mizuno MP18 Fli Hi 4i
    Mizuno MP18 SC 5-PW
    Cleveland RTX 588 2.0 52**, 56**, 60**
    Taylormade TP Red Ardmore 3
    Taylormade TPx
  • green.teagreen.tea Members Posts: 401
    You shoot a 72 and first thing you do when you get home is search the BST because you missed 3 fairways off the tee
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    [font=trebuchet ms, helvetica, sans-serif]716 CB 5-9[/font]
    [font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]SM6 46/50/54/58[/font]
    [font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]Newport[/font]
  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,321 ClubWRX
    In the winter you use the vacuum on the carpeting in the master suite to create practice putts that break left, right or are into the grain.
  • SubaruWRXSubaruWRX Members Posts: 3,280 ✭✭
    You laugh at the new Wilson irons while the wife thinks they’re “pretty”

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    “I think getting advice from guys who are sitting at the computer in their underwear while taking a break from **** is a very solid way to choose clubs.” - bluedot
  • mich_pingmich_ping Members Posts: 629 ✭✭
    You buy a club to replace the club you bought that is still en route to you (true story).
  • VNutzVNutz Members Posts: 6,096 ✭✭
    edited Jan 13, 2018 #18
    jwb10 wrote:


    - U R CONVINCED THAT A NEW BALL CAN GO 20 YDS FURTHER AT THE SAME SWING SPEED




    That’s preposterous, we all know only the newest driver gives 20 more yards in that scenario.
  • golfgirlrobingolfgirlrobin Members Posts: 2,306 ✭✭
    You put aside five minutes a week to update your signature.
    Driver: Ping G400 Max 10.5*
    Fairway: Epic Flash 14* & 20*
    Hybrid: Ping G410 22*
    Irons: TaylorMade M CGB 6-SW
    Wedges: Callaway 2019 PM Grind 59* and 64*
    Putter: Ping Cadence TR Ketsch
    Ball:  Titleist Pro V1
  • MychMych Members Posts: 1,811 ✭✭
    You can defend a 6-wedge setup,but think mini-drivers are too gimmicky.
    "Of all the hazards, fear is the worst" - Sam Snead
    Main bag: Cobra Fly-Z 10.5*~ F6 Baffler 4-5w ~ Mizuno JPX Fli-Hi 3H ~ King Utility ~ King Forged One 4-P ~ King 50-V, 56-V wedges ~ Nike MC-02W
    6 club minimalist: Cobra King Utility ~ Forged One 5/7/9 ~ Cleveland 588 Diadic 53* wedge ~ Nike MC-02W ~ Silo Club Carrier
  • 95124hacker95124hacker Rare putter collection Members Posts: 1,300 ✭✭
    When it’s too cold to play golf, you’re bored, so you start a thread like this here!
    ‘17 M2 “K serial” 10.5* turned down a notch, Fujikura Pro Tour Spec 63S
    '16 M1 3HL (17*), Fujikura Pro 70S
    King F7 2-3 (19*), Fujikura Pro 75h, S
    Epon AF-901 22*, Roddio Pentacross I-8, S
    '11 OnOff Forged 5-PW, Roddio Pentacross I-10, S
    Cleveland RTX-3 V-MG 52* & 58*
    Odyssey WHP CSM 400g
    Ball: Performing validation testing of the M G S test
  • WidespreadPanicWidespreadPanic Wizard in the Corner Members Posts: 4,826 ✭✭
    edited Jan 13, 2018 #22
    You dont play an M2 driver. You play a Tour Issue M2 Driver.
    Taylormade M2 ('17) 10.5*
    Cobra F7 15.5*
    Taylormade M1 ('17) 19*
    Mizuno MP18 Fli Hi 4i
    Mizuno MP18 SC 5-PW
    Cleveland RTX 588 2.0 52**, 56**, 60**
    Taylormade TP Red Ardmore 3
    Taylormade TPx
  • sdandreasdandrea Steve Members Posts: 2,348 ✭✭


    You think buying tour issued equipment gives you an advantage




    you mean it doesn't? image/swoon.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':swoon:' />
    Cobra Max 10.5*
    Cobra Baffler T Rail 19*
    Cobra Baffler 5h
    Maltby Tricept F1 6-GW
    Callaway Sure Out 56*
    Odyssey V-Line
  • MarkripMarkrip Boss fan 62 Members Posts: 1,595 ✭✭
    If you think a 300 yard drive is better than ****.
    Driver - Cobra F7
    3w- Adams Tight Speedline Super LS
    Hybrid - Cobra F8 19
    Irons- Adams XTD 4-PW
    Wedges- Tour Edge CB Pro 50, 54 , 58
    Putter- Tour Edge HP Series 01
  • jwb10jwb10 Major Winner MarsMembers Posts: 910 ✭✭
    Kingcat990 wrote:


    You let an ineffectual YouTube star getting a sponsorship with Titleist go 29 pages


    ****, I got chocolate milk comin' out of my nose...keep going these are even better than I thought. You people are sick, sick, I tell you! And really funny and strangely self-aware.... image/pimp.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pimp:' /> image/cheesy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cheesy:' /> image/nyam.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':nyam:' />
  • jwb10jwb10 Major Winner MarsMembers Posts: 910 ✭✭


    When it's too cold to play golf, you're bored, so you start a thread like this here!


    Ouch, that kind of truth stings !! image/swoon.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':swoon:' />
  • Sean2Sean2 #TheWRX (Callaway Trip) Members Posts: 30,826 ✭✭
    You order new clubs before the one's you ordered last week have even arrived.
    [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Callaway Rogue[/font]
    [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Callaway GBB Epic 16º/20º/24º[/font]
    [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Callaway Steelhead XR 25º[/font]
    [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Callaway Apex CF16 6-AW [/font]
    [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Callaway MD3/MD-PM 54º/58º[/font]
    [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Callaway "O" Works #7[/font]
  • dalton044dalton044 St. LouisMembers Posts: 953 ✭✭
    You post in the bag is set for the year challenge. only to sell your whole set a few days later and replace them without even hitting a single ball.
    -TS3 9.5 Tour AD-TP 6s
    -Tour Issue 16' M2 DF 16.5 Tour AD-TP 7S
    -818H2 21* AD-DI 85S
    -4-PW MP-5/MP-4 S400
    -48,53,58 SM7 TI S400
    -Still searching for a putter 
  • 2Down2Down Members Posts: 141 ✭✭
    You have spent way way way more on clubs than lessons.



    Ping G400 Lst 10° Mitsubishi Kuro Kage SIlver Dual Core Ti-Ni
    Titliest 915 15° Mitsubishi blue S
    Bridgestone 19° Mitsubishi Fubuki S
    Adams 9031 23° Mitsubishi diamana S
    Mizuno MP5 5-W KBS tour 120 S
    Mizuno T6 50°
    Mizuno T7 54°
    Ping es 58° sw
    a Cleveland is in rotation at the moment, tp mills is resting as are the Fetch, 8813, tess, kushin, bullseye, and the ugliest putter I own the Octagon.  
  • AmAgainAmAgain AmAgain Members Posts: 87
    When its too cold to play, its time to tinker. Start asking friends for their home addresses so wifey stops asking “Whats in this box?”
  • DavePelz4DavePelz4 A golf course in the Chicago area.ClubWRX Posts: 24,321 ClubWRX
    You tell everyone what tee boxes they should play and what fun is even though you don't personally ascribe to that approach.
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