@SecretTourPro Update on Tiger

[DON SVO]

I am sure if he took something you could see some calves. So as far as I am concerned he's clean.

 

 

The biggest misconception regarding steroids is that you just ingest/inject them and suddenly you become huge. You better be busting your @$$ at the gym when you're "on" or else your body is going to freak out with the huge spike in testosterone. Your natural testosterone production shuts down as a by-product of your HPTA pumping the brakes: once your body sees that the outside source of testosterone is out-producing it, your system will throttle back in an attempt to stop the over-production of testosterone. The side effects are pretty wild, the worst being the spike in estrogen to combat the testosterone. Simply put, if Tiger isn't doing a bunch of calf raises, he isn't going to get sharply defined "horse hoof" calf muscles and his weak calves don't mean anything regarding AAS usage.

 

 

Oddly enough, on top of all that, different compounds affect the musculature and body fat differently. If an athlete is using some known lean-muscle/strength steroids, let's say deca-durabolin or stanozolol or oxandrolone... this user could run several short, pulsed cycles of it a year, PCT out, and no one would be the wiser. Some steroids are designed solely to gain strength and fast-twitch muscle enhancement, not lots of muscle mass. Baseball players got popped for those drugs, hence the creation of designer steroids like "the Cream" and "the Clear". They were designed to beat the newer, more organized testing procedures because the testers didn't know the drugs existed. Until BALCO broke, no one could even prove the guys were "on" or that "the Clear/Cream" we're real (there were rumors) because only the docs knew what to look for in terms of a testing protocol.

 

 

In terms of your basic off-the-shelf steroids... an athlete might get popped for stupidly using a compound like deca-durabolin (it stays in your system for a long time, new blood tests can detect it for almost 2 years). Someone with money would probably use a sneakier substance UNLESS the expensive, substance-by-substance testing is non-existent. In this case (PGA testing is a great example) an athlete might not care at all if the substances showed on the expensive screening: the PGA isn't doing the hardcore tests. Athletes notoriously use steroids to help with injury recovery time and a lot of athletes who get caught are also popped during an injury recovery phase. It's also well known that lean anabolic drugs that build fast twitch muscle (like Winstrol) also lead to drying out of ligaments and joints, which seems to have a link with sudden injuries to these joints. Athletes also get popped for Deca because it helps with joint lubrication. Such a nasty catch-22...There's always a trade-off... One of the best steroids to use to lubricate joints dried out by dry compounds is also possibly the easiest to catch on a doping test... for almost 2 years after the last usage.

 

 

With the upcoming Olympics, there stands to be reason that any Olympic-eligible PGA golfers are now subject to Olympic doping/testing protocol. If I were using any substances that might show up on the stiffer Olympic-style WADA testing regimens, and it was a long half-life drug like deca that can show up for 2 years... I'd be shaking in my boots. Food for thought.

[knock it close]

Tiger wearing that shirt to dinner is the most Tiger thing ever.

 

Also the Albany logo sucks, but hey its great to see him up.

 

When Tiger tries to dress up, he looks pretty bad. Casual is a far better look for him.

 

 

There are nearly an infinite number of pictures just like that. Always looks great on the course though.

Yea you guys do got me there, he went to the Fashion school of MJ

[AWE46M3]

Big Cat and Wayne Simmonds must use the same trainer.

 

Look at those twigs! Probably the skinniest legs I have seen at any level of hockey I ever played - and I started when I was like 5! You can see the contour/shape of his damn shin bones. Did he sucker punch McDonagh for making fun of his legs?

[knock it close]

Big Cat and Wayne Simmonds must use the same trainer.

 

Look at those twigs! Probably the skinniest legs I have seen at any level of hockey I ever played - and I started when I was like 5! You can see the contour/shape of his damn shin bones. Did he sucker punch McDonagh for making fun of his legs?

Haha I know its absurd for hockey, especially cause he's a pretty damn good skater and tough to knock off the puck.

[redfirebird08]

Just retire TW. The game is in great hands now. You carried the sport on your shoulders a long time and now the younger guys who grew up watching you are playing top notch, entertaining golf.

[knock it close]

^On that note Tiger if you do decide to come back please don't torture me like Federer is. Either win one more major or be irrelevant. It is so hard when Fed makes it to the semis or finals and I get so amped up cause this might be the major, only to have him get beat by Djok.

[AWE46M3]

Big Cat and Wayne Simmonds must use the same trainer.

Look at those twigs! Probably the skinniest legs I have seen at any level of hockey I ever played - and I started when I was like 5! You can see the contour/shape of his damn shin bones. Did he sucker punch McDonagh for making fun of his legs?

Haha I know its absurd for hockey, especially cause he's a pretty damn good skater and tough to knock off the puck.

 

What is even stranger is the complete lack of quads. Most NHLers, have pretty big quad muscles. Martin St. Louis, who is 5 foot nothing, would die laughing if he saw that pic... haha

[ironcat]

Just retire TW. The game is in great hands now. You carried the sport on your shoulders a long time and now the younger guys who grew up watching you are playing top notch, entertaining golf.

 

I wish you'd retie from posting here, truth be told.

[rgk5]

Tiger wearing that shirt to dinner is the most Tiger thing ever.

 

Also the Albany logo sucks, but hey its great to see him up.

 

When Tiger tries to dress up, he looks pretty bad. Casual is a far better look for him.

 

 

There are nearly an infinite number of pictures just like that. Always looks great on the course though.

 

That shirt looks like an ugly shower curtain.

[BLLDWG23]

Lol so STP is stealing our boy Matt Hansen's tweets http://thegolfnewsne...nonymity-16328/

 

With this whole Tiger update he has come out with I think he has pretty much outed himself as a non pro. The biggest reason i say this is if you look at his Twitter he pretty much claims to be a Nike player. So as a Nike player you are now going to throw the face of Nike Golf (No Offense Rory) under the bus. If he is a Pro he has to be the dumbest pro on tour.

[tnord]

https://twitter.com/TigerWoods?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

[QMany]

... and Tiger is "progressing nicely."

[ExTrumpet]

I am sure if he took something you could see some calves. So as far as I am concerned he's clean.

 

 

The biggest misconception regarding steroids is that you just ingest/inject them and suddenly you become huge. You better be busting your @$$ at the gym when you're "on" or else your body is going to freak out with the huge spike in testosterone. Your natural testosterone production shuts down as a by-product of your HPTA pumping the brakes: once your body sees that the outside source of testosterone is out-producing it, your system will throttle back in an attempt to stop the over-production of testosterone. The side effects are pretty wild, the worst being the spike in estrogen to combat the testosterone. Simply put, if Tiger isn't doing a bunch of calf raises, he isn't going to get sharply defined "horse hoof" calf muscles and his weak calves don't mean anything regarding AAS usage.

 

 

Oddly enough, on top of all that, different compounds affect the musculature and body fat differently. If an athlete is using some known lean-muscle/strength steroids, let's say deca-durabolin or stanozolol or oxandrolone... this user could run several short, pulsed cycles of it a year, PCT out, and no one would be the wiser. Some steroids are designed solely to gain strength and fast-twitch muscle enhancement, not lots of muscle mass. Baseball players got popped for those drugs, hence the creation of designer steroids like "the Cream" and "the Clear". They were designed to beat the newer, more organized testing procedures because the testers didn't know the drugs existed. Until BALCO broke, no one could even prove the guys were "on" or that "the Clear/Cream" we're real (there were rumors) because only the docs knew what to look for in terms of a testing protocol.

 

 

In terms of your basic off-the-shelf steroids... an athlete might get popped for stupidly using a compound like deca-durabolin (it stays in your system for a long time, new blood tests can detect it for almost 2 years). Someone with money would probably use a sneakier substance UNLESS the expensive, substance-by-substance testing is non-existent. In this case (PGA testing is a great example) an athlete might not care at all if the substances showed on the expensive screening: the PGA isn't doing the hardcore tests. Athletes notoriously use steroids to help with injury recovery time and a lot of athletes who get caught are also popped during an injury recovery phase. It's also well known that lean anabolic drugs that build fast twitch muscle (like Winstrol) also lead to drying out of ligaments and joints, which seems to have a link with sudden injuries to these joints. Athletes also get popped for Deca because it helps with joint lubrication. Such a nasty catch-22...There's always a trade-off... One of the best steroids to use to lubricate joints dried out by dry compounds is also possibly the easiest to catch on a doping test... for almost 2 years after the last usage.

 

 

With the upcoming Olympics, there stands to be reason that any Olympic-eligible PGA golfers are now subject to Olympic doping/testing protocol. If I were using any substances that might show up on the stiffer Olympic-style WADA testing regimens, and it was a long half-life drug like deca that can show up for 2 years... I'd be shaking in my boots. Food for thought.

 

Good post, and thanks for the insight...wonder what's out there now?

[QMany]

Secret Tour Pro ‏@secrettourpro 59s60 seconds ago

Secret Tour Pro Retweeted Tiger Woods

 

You know what, I'm glad I was wrong! This is awesome news, shall we get #TigerForBayhill trending?

[Frankensteins Monster]

I think this was the final nail in the coffin for this Twitter account. All threads, henceforth, having to deal with @SecretTourAttentionWhore, should result in an immediate ban of said poster.

[redfirebird08]

Just retire TW. The game is in great hands now. You carried the sport on your shoulders a long time and now the younger guys who grew up watching you are playing top notch, entertaining golf.

 

I wish you'd retie from posting here, truth be told.

 

Not sure why you decided to launch a personal attack, but the bad news for you is I'm not going to stop posting anytime soon. Deal with it.

[Holy Moses]

https://twitter.com/TigerWoods?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

 

STP, delete your account.

 

But, the report did get a video response from Woods. The strategy kind of worked if that was Lusetich's plan. Would have been hilarious for Tiger to double over in pain, get up joking, and say screw you Lusetich.

[Holy Moses]

Lusetich said, ""@NoLayingUp I stand by my source, who is trusted and saw Tiger. It was the most up-to-date information available. Obviously, he's improved."

 

Obviously!

 

@Nolayingup chastising Lusetich who reported the news as current, then said, "Well that was last month."

[Holy Moses]

Tiger was hitting 9 iron and is chipping too per Steinberg

[Holy Moses]

@secrettourpro You know what, I'm glad I was wrong! This is awesome news, shall we get #TigerForBayhill trending?

[Yanki01]

this STP is a tool. stealing photos from WRX members too.

[legitimategolf]

Lusetich said, ""@NoLayingUp I stand by my source, who is trusted and saw Tiger. It was the most up-to-date information available. Obviously, he's improved."

 

Obviously!

 

@Nolayingup chastising Lusetich who reported the news as current, then said, "Well that was last month."

 

 

It's believable that Lusetich's "source" witnessed Tiger getting into the passenger side of a car and kicking the seat back. The rest was probably pure speculation.

[tnord]

i'd guess the info about his condition was accurate....just outdated.

[chris975d]

I am sure if he took something you could see some calves. So as far as I am concerned he's clean.

 

 

The biggest misconception regarding steroids is that you just ingest/inject them and suddenly you become huge. You better be busting your @$$ at the gym when you're "on" or else your body is going to freak out with the huge spike in testosterone. Your natural testosterone production shuts down as a by-product of your HPTA pumping the brakes: once your body sees that the outside source of testosterone is out-producing it, your system will throttle back in an attempt to stop the over-production of testosterone. The side effects are pretty wild, the worst being the spike in estrogen to combat the testosterone. Simply put, if Tiger isn't doing a bunch of calf raises, he isn't going to get sharply defined "horse hoof" calf muscles and his weak calves don't mean anything regarding AAS usage.

 

 

Oddly enough, on top of all that, different compounds affect the musculature and body fat differently. If an athlete is using some known lean-muscle/strength steroids, let's say deca-durabolin or stanozolol or oxandrolone... this user could run several short, pulsed cycles of it a year, PCT out, and no one would be the wiser. Some steroids are designed solely to gain strength and fast-twitch muscle enhancement, not lots of muscle mass. Baseball players got popped for those drugs, hence the creation of designer steroids like "the Cream" and "the Clear". They were designed to beat the newer, more organized testing procedures because the testers didn't know the drugs existed. Until BALCO broke, no one could even prove the guys were "on" or that "the Clear/Cream" we're real (there were rumors) because only the docs knew what to look for in terms of a testing protocol.

 

 

In terms of your basic off-the-shelf steroids... an athlete might get popped for stupidly using a compound like deca-durabolin (it stays in your system for a long time, new blood tests can detect it for almost 2 years). Someone with money would probably use a sneakier substance UNLESS the expensive, substance-by-substance testing is non-existent. In this case (PGA testing is a great example) an athlete might not care at all if the substances showed on the expensive screening: the PGA isn't doing the hardcore tests. Athletes notoriously use steroids to help with injury recovery time and a lot of athletes who get caught are also popped during an injury recovery phase. It's also well known that lean anabolic drugs that build fast twitch muscle (like Winstrol) also lead to drying out of ligaments and joints, which seems to have a link with sudden injuries to these joints. Athletes also get popped for Deca because it helps with joint lubrication. Such a nasty catch-22...There's always a trade-off... One of the best steroids to use to lubricate joints dried out by dry compounds is also possibly the easiest to catch on a doping test... for almost 2 years after the last usage.

 

 

With the upcoming Olympics, there stands to be reason that any Olympic-eligible PGA golfers are now subject to Olympic doping/testing protocol. If I were using any substances that might show up on the stiffer Olympic-style WADA testing regimens, and it was a long half-life drug like deca that can show up for 2 years... I'd be shaking in my boots. Food for thought.

 

This is a great post. More detail than I wanted to write, but good post!

 

As far as the loooong half life of deca, there is something out that beats that. Look up NPP. It's nandrolone on a very short ester. So the chemists are always finding ways to beat the system. Lol.

[RVAUSMC]

 

He may or may not be recovering but I tell you the man has no calves.

 

 

And weird looking friends. An "o" hat. That's just terrible.

 

I will take no calves to Nicklaus's voice....yikes...

 

Yes, but 18 beats 14 every time. :taunt:

 

Yea but 79 beats 73 :)

 

Very true, but how many of those 79 would he trade for 5 majors? Let me see: Greater Greensboro Classic v. The Master's........decisions, decisions :telephone:

[Holy Moses]

i'd guess the info about his condition was accurate....just outdated.

 

Possibly, but he never said that it was outdated or a month old until he was shown to be wrong. That's a problem.

[Judge440]

http://thegolfnewsnet.com/ryan_ballengee/2016/02/23/secrettourpro-dangers-uncertain-anonymity-16328/

[williamsnrb]

Lusetich said, ""@NoLayingUp I stand by my source, who is trusted and saw Tiger. It was the most up-to-date information available. Obviously, he's improved."

 

Obviously!

 

@Nolayingup chastising Lusetich who reported the news as current, then said, "Well that was last month."

 

 

It's believable that Lusetich's "source" witnessed Tiger getting into the passenger side of a car and kicking the seat back. The rest was probably pure speculation.

 

Tiger has been spotted leaned back in the seat prior to any injury. It may have been an attempt to avoid cameras/paparazzi. A lot of famous people do that.

[williamsnrb]

i'd guess the info about his condition was accurate....just outdated.

 

Possibly, but he never said that it was outdated or a month old until he was shown to be wrong. That's a problem.

 

Well said. As a reporter, that's a big problem.

[Man_O_War]

Big Cat and Wayne Simmonds must use the same trainer.

 

Look at those twigs! Probably the skinniest legs I have seen at any level of hockey I ever played - and I started when I was like 5! You can see the contour/shape of his damn shin bones. Did he sucker punch McDonagh for making fun of his legs?

 

doesn't matter. It is the strength in the legs that matter not how big and slow your calves make you. Fast twitching beats bulky calves... any time.. especially bulky low calves = slow