Tiger Update (Masters 2022) *** MERGED ***

[bscinstnct]

1 minute ago, TheNutman said:

Looks like someone was right..... stay tuned

 

I present to you…

 

The TW “burner” account 🤣

[stinger_gc]

On 11/26/2021 at 10:44 PM, TheNutman said:

Here's the facts. Tiger will play the PNC Father / Son and of course they will triumph and be victorious. Tiger then makes his next appearance at Torrey where he easily lands a top 5, but doesn't get the W. At the Masters he cruises to a 6 shot victory. He adds another victory at the British Open, but fails to make the cut at the US Open and PGA. Tiger goes on a terror and wins 7 out of the next 17 majors crushing Jack's record. He ultimately wins his last major at the age of 57. He goes on to a moderately successful Champions career winning 12 majors. All said and done he wins 34 majors. The crash miraculously fixes his back. Tiger battles Charlie on Sunday back nine before Charlie wins and symbolically passes the torch. Charlie goes on to win 26 majors because he doesn't change his swing or have the off-course issues. But Tiger is still considered the GOAT. This is how it plays out, take it to the bank! Just blew your minds

In this universe does Tigers career end by him putting the green jacket on Charlie in 2034? 

Edited December 11, 2021 by PHILsThemannnn

[miamistomp]

If he doesn't get a chauffeur 

More like this ...

 

 

 

[Shilgy]

26 minutes ago, PHILsThemannnn said:

In this universe does Tigers career end by him putting the green jacket on Charlie in 2034? 

Why so late? To match Tigers win at age 21 it will happen in 2030. 2031 at the latest. 
 

I’m sure wingnut would agree.🤣

[stinger_gc]

3 hours ago, Shilgy said:

Why so late? To match Tigers win at age 21 it will happen in 2030. 2031 at the latest. 
 

I’m sure wingnut would agree.🤣

Cuz he turns 50 in December of 2025 and wins his final major in 2033. Pretty that adds up to 57!

[TheNutman]

On 12/11/2021 at 6:43 AM, PHILsThemannnn said:

In this universe does Tigers career end by him putting the green jacket on Charlie in 2034? 

Tigers career does not end with him putting the green jacket on Charlie. However, he does continue to frequent the masters dinner where he and Charlie both wear their green jackets simultaneously. Tiger continues to play a few majors in his early 60's,but is never competitive.

 

Wondering what's next and to further cement his legacy Tiger runs for president to fulfill Earl's master plan for Tiger. Tiger wins the presidential race by 16 electoral votes eclipsing his 15 shot victory at the 2000 US Open.   

[nvr3putt]

2 hours ago, TheNutman said:

Wondering what's next and to further cement his legacy Tiger runs for president to fulfill Earl's master plan for Tiger. Tiger wins the presidential race by 16 electoral votes eclipsing his 15 shot victory at the 2000 US Open.   

As the Republican or Democratic candidate? 

[TheNutman]

8 minutes ago, nvr3putt said:

As the Republican or Democratic candidate? 

Tiger wins as an Independent, because he's Tiger Freaking Woods 

[stinger_gc]

20 hours ago, TheNutman said:

Tiger wins as an Independent, because he's Tiger Freaking Woods 

Here's the electoral map of every state Tiger has won in! Surprised he never won in NJ or PA. Also it's red for Tiger!

Edited December 13, 2021 by PHILsThemannnn

[Shilgy]

1 hour ago, PHILsThemannnn said:

Here's the electoral map of every state Tiger has won in! Surprised he never won in NJ or PA. Also it's red for Tiger!

[bscinstnct]

7 minutes ago, Shilgy said:

 

🤣

 

Given TWs insane accelerated  development post injury, I wouldn’t be surprised if by Masters time he climbing out of Helicopter Air Force One on the first tee at Augusta; )

[TiScape]

24 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

 

🤣

 

Given TWs insane accelerated  development post injury, I wouldn’t be surprised if by Masters time he climbing out of Helicopter Air Force One on the first tee at Augusta; )

That would be Marine One! And Tiger will be repelling out of it onto the 1st tee at Torrey in ~a month and a half! At least that’s what tw_focus toid me! 😂 

Edited December 14, 2021 by TiScape

[bscinstnct]

15 minutes ago, TiScape said:

That would be Marine One! And Tiger will be repelling out of it onto the 1st tee at Torrey in ~a month and a half! At least that’s what tw_focus toid me! 😂 

 

And now on the tee, Tiger Woods

 

TW step out tee box like…

 

 

 

 

[stinger_gc]

49 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

 

And now on the tee, Tiger Woods

 

TW step out tee box like…

 

 

 

 

Little pit stop in China for the winter Olympics??

[getair23]

30 minutes ago, PHILsThemannnn said:

Little pit stop in China for the winter Olympics??

Gymnastics maybe. TW may still have a slight aversion to the slopes. 
 

[TiScape]

1 hour ago, getair23 said:

Gymnastics maybe. TW may still have a slight aversion to the slopes. 
 

Elin with a 9i, Vonn with a ski pole???

[Duct Tape]

Whew. I wandered away from Tour Talk and stumbled my way into the new Taylor driver thread. Glad I was able to make it back. 
 

Bring on the Tiger speculation. 

[Trippels]

17 hours ago, PHILsThemannnn said:

Here's the electoral map of every state Tiger has won in! Surprised he never won in NJ or PA. Also it's red for Tiger!

Not too familiar with american politics, if Tiger won each state where he's had a victory, would he win the election?

[dmbolp]

8 minutes ago, Trippels said:

Not too familiar with american politics, if Tiger won each state where he's had a victory, would he win the election?

 

[stinger_gc]

11 hours ago, Trippels said:

Not too familiar with american politics, if Tiger won each state where he's had a victory, would he win the election?

Yeah! Below is a break down by state. I'm surprised he's never won in PA or Jersey. He's had most of his success on the following courses: Bay Hill, Firestone, Torrey Pines,  Muirfield Village, and Augusta. 34 wins and 6 majors on these courses by itself is a HOF career imo.

 

WINS BY STATE
Florida: 16
California: 14
Ohio: 13
Georgia: 8
Illinois: 7
Michigan: 3
Maryland: 2
Texas: 2
Arizona: 1
Hawaii: 1
Kentucky: 1
Massachusetts: 1
Nevada: 1
New York: 1
North Carolina: 1
Oklahoma: 1

Edited December 15, 2021 by PHILsThemannnn

[TheNutman]

20 minutes ago, PHILsThemannnn said:

Yeah! Below is a break down by state. I'm surprised he's never won in PA or Jersey. He's had most of his success on the following courses: Bay Hill, Firestone, Torrey Pines,  Muirfield Village, and Augusta. 34 wins and 6 majors on these courses by itself is a HOF career imo.

 

WINS BY STATE
Florida: 16
California: 14
Ohio: 13
Georgia: 8
Illinois: 7
Michigan: 3
Maryland: 2
Texas: 2
Arizona: 1
Hawaii: 1
Kentucky: 1
Massachusetts: 1
Nevada: 1
New York: 1
North Carolina: 1
Oklahoma: 1

The 2025 US Open is at Oakmont, which is in PA. Tiger clearly wins that one. The 2026 PGA is also in PA and you guessed it he wins that one too. The 2029 PGA is in NJ. Yep, you guessed it, he wins that one too.  

[Soloman1]

You know that if you showed this thread to someone who didn’t play golf, they would think you guys are nuts.

[TheNutman]

4 minutes ago, Soloman1 said:

You know that if you showed this thread to someone who didn’t play golf, they would think you guys are nuts.

If you would have told me Tiger was going to crash his car going 80 MPH and shatter his leg into splitters and not only survive, but return to golf and in the same year tee it up at the PNC with CW and win by 4 shots I would have thought you would be nuts too, but here we are... TW for pres! 

[grm24]

2 hours ago, PHILsThemannnn said:

Yeah! Below is a break down by state. I'm surprised he's never won in PA.

Kind of surprising. IIRC Tiger has only played 4 events on tour in PA. The 2007 & 2013 US Open and his AT&T National (2010) and a Fed Ex Cup playoff event (2018) both at Aronimink (2018). FWIW Tiger now has 9 wins in Georgia after his 2019 Masters win. 

Edited December 15, 2021 by grm24

[Hankshank]

1 hour ago, PHILsThemannnn said:

Yeah! Below is a break down by state. I'm surprised he's never won in PA or Jersey. He's had most of his success on the following courses: Bay Hill, Firestone, Torrey Pines,  Muirfield Village, and Augusta. 34 wins and 6 majors on these courses by itself is a HOF career imo.

 

WINS BY STATE
Florida: 16
California: 14
Ohio: 13
Georgia: 8
Illinois: 7
Michigan: 3
Maryland: 2
Texas: 2
Arizona: 1
Hawaii: 1
Kentucky: 1
Massachusetts: 1
Nevada: 1
New York: 1
North Carolina: 1
Oklahoma: 1

Seeing this list and having my last US visit in 1983, not knowing the US golfing too well one would think that golf by the Mississippi river aint too big a thing.

[ThinkingPlus]

9 hours ago, Soloman1 said:

You know that if you showed this thread to someone who didn’t play golf, they would think you guys are nuts.

They would be right.

[bscinstnct]

9 hours ago, Soloman1 said:

You know that if you showed this thread to someone who didn’t play golf, they would think you guys are nuts.

 

We all know TW will win the Masters this year by 16 shots. 
 

What if the car crash had also miniaturized Tiger to like 16 inches tall?

 

How much would he win the Masters by then?

 

Edited December 15, 2021 by bscinstnct

[Murphy76]

10 hours ago, Soloman1 said:

You know that if you showed this thread to someone who didn’t play golf, they would think you guys are nuts.

 

I think that can be said about every thread here.....

[ebrasmus21]

Who would win an 18 hole match: 

 

• Present-day Tiger using a set of ladies clubs or, 
• Prime Tiger circa 2001 but playing with only a 7 iron

[MK7Golf21]

50 minutes ago, ebrasmus21 said:

Who would win an 18 hole match: 

 

• Present-day Tiger using a set of ladies clubs or, 
• Prime Tiger circa 2001 but playing with only a 7 iron

 

present day Tiger but we don't know how well he can play right now.