Pat Perez Divorce

[Double Mocha Man]

3 hours ago, j.b.newton said:

Family = Wife + 2 kids....  Why 3 rooms?  May explain why the divorce was forthcoming....

 

Maybe it was 2 rooms for the kids.  But I admit, that's a tough problem to have when you're on a $14 million budget.

[kmbean]

5 hours ago, vandyfan said:

 

Well, at least he doesn't have to worry about taking his family anywhere anymore. 

The accountant in me would advise Pat to do an expense line item review on Ashley’s dinner expenses.  Seems “this stuff adds up”.

 

Edited January 11 by kmbean

[aenemated]

41 minutes ago, kmbean said:

The accountant in me would advise Pat to do an expense line item review on Ashley’s dinner expenses.  Seems “this stuff adds up”.

 

 

$9k at freakin Craftsteak? If you're gonna drop coin, at least go to Guy Savoy or Joël Robuchon ...

 

SMDH 

[Double Mocha Man]

6 minutes ago, aenemated said:

 

$9k at freakin Craftsteak? If you're gonna drop coin, at least go to Guy Savoy or Joël Robuchon ...

 

SMDH 

 

Pat never said he had class.

[Mrgreen36]

12 hours ago, leezer99 said:

My new neighbor is a social media influencer and has an OnlyFans site. She paid cash for a $1.9m house. 
 

Those are problems I could stand, for posting my life online. Plus what I’ve seen on her IG really doesn’t represent what I see IRL, which is a woman taking out her trash cans every Tuesday and walking her dog in sweatpants and ugg boots with an oversized hoodie. 

 

What's that link tree?  😆 

[dashanks]

9 hours ago, kmbean said:

The accountant in me would advise Pat to do an expense line item review on Ashley’s dinner expenses.  Seems “this stuff adds up”.

 

Should have snuck in his own wine.

[MattyO1984]

16 hours ago, TiScape said:

Oh come on. Your ‘Englishness” is showing! I highly doubt they the tea drinking type! 
 

*Im like 90% sure you’re English. If not pls disregard 😊

 

Haha, North of the Border and, if I honest, don't like tea or coffee 😵

[bigred90gt]

On 1/10/2024 at 5:01 AM, the bishop said:

Guess she won't be changing her last name then.  Them things are expensive!

He'll be buying her some new ones, whether he knows it or not. 

[bscinstnct]

11 hours ago, aenemated said:

 

$9k at freakin Craftsteak? If you're gonna drop coin, at least go to Guy Savoy or Joël Robuchon ...

 

SMDH 

 

8k on vino. Man, would love to try that Bordeaux 

 

Then I be like

 

 

 

 

[Soloman1]

13 hours ago, Double Mocha Man said:

 

Funny!  Someone else said that to me about a month ago... because I was buying cigars for my friends.  I think it was "Chopped Liver" Soloman.

 

 

 

 

I still haven't gotten delivery. Do you have a tracking number?

[vandyfan]

14 hours ago, kmbean said:

The accountant in me would advise Pat to do an expense line item review on Ashley’s dinner expenses.  Seems “this stuff adds up”.

 

Yeah, that makes me ill to look at. But the upside is that the more money the Perez's spend the better chance I have of eventually getting my hands on it and locking it up in my Fidelity account. 

[TiScape]

15 hours ago, aenemated said:

 

$9k at freakin Craftsteak? If you're gonna drop coin, at least go to Guy Savoy or Joël Robuchon ...

 

SMDH 

Maybe they in the mood for some tasty Kobe n sides n not a multi course French tasting menu of “one bites”. And how much it cost is essentially irrelevant for them? 

 🥩 🙌🏼 😜

Edited January 11 by TiScape

[Double Mocha Man]

3 hours ago, Soloman1 said:

 

I still haven't gotten delivery. Do you have a tracking number?

 

My tracking shows it's been delivered. Check with your staff and see if one of them absconded with it. 

[Double Mocha Man]

Just now, Double Mocha Man said:

 

My tracking shows it's been delivered. Check with your staff and see if one of them absconded with it. 

 

Or maybe you have porch puffing pirates.

[TiScape]

Speaking of Vegas and food. I was watching a video last night of a tour of “celebrity” chef Vegas restaurants. I was kinda surprised how many Buddy ‘Cake Boss’ V spots there were. They went to his spot and ordered the cake and it was vacuum sealed and came out of a vending machine! I woulda walked out laughing then and there and went to the Jonas Brothers restaurant!! 🤣

[aenemated]

1 hour ago, TiScape said:

Maybe they in the mood for some tasty Kobe n sides n not a multi course French tasting menu of “one bites”. And how much it cost is essentially irrelevant for them? 

 🥩 🙌🏼 😜

 

That's my point - when money ain't an issue; why waste your time with a boring steak house? 

 

I mean, I know why ... 

Edited January 11 by aenemated

[TiScape]

15 minutes ago, aenemated said:

 

That's my point - when money ain't an issue; why waste your time with a boring steak house? 

 

I mean, I know why ... 

I’m guessing they were in the mood for steak n such? 
🤣
 

*Let’s b real. Obviously a place like Robuchon is world class and an absolute experience. But ya gotta be in the mood for that foo foo French BS. 😜

Id take the steak 🥩 house or Mexican myself 😆

Edited January 11 by TiScape

[aenemated]

6 minutes ago, TiScape said:

I’m guessing they were in the mood for steak n such? 

 

I'm guessin' ol AP woulda been more at home at the Peppermill around 3AM 😂

[wombat_vortex]

Pat is one of my favorite golfers to follow, he has a had a really tough year.  First his brother dies and now this.  One look at this woman and you can tell she is just in it for the money.  If Pat wasn't a millionaire, she would have had nothing to do with him.  I think he went through this with his first wife.  

[Qqq123xx]

22 hours ago, kmbean said:

The accountant in me would advise Pat to do an expense line item review on Ashley’s dinner expenses.  Seems “this stuff adds up”.

 

 

Sorry but I would of indulged in an entirely different vino. 

 

 

[dashanks]

I'm not gonna rag on this guy because he's getting divorced.   He and his soon-to-be-x were ragged on plenty in a previous thread.   

[Duct Tape]

On 1/10/2024 at 8:19 AM, Bogeygolf2 said:

You can bet your last dollar she’s been bangin the landscaper, personal trainer, his best friend and probably a few PGA tour hopefuls. She’ll be just fine. Pat? Probably crushes the guy and ends the rest of his career. 

Maybe a little over the top dude?  Even for here?  It’s fine to tease about extravagant life choices and poor taste. Certainly potentially opportunistic divorce announcement timing is fair game. Comments about other documented indiscretions or posts, such as after Tiger car wreck, also ok. 
 

But this is unsubstantiated muckraking. 
 

and I’m no fan of either of them. 

[Mrgreen36]

On 1/11/2024 at 2:47 PM, wombat_vortex said:

Pat is one of my favorite golfers to follow, he has a had a really tough year.  First his brother dies and now this.  One look at this woman and you can tell she is just in it for the money.  If Pat wasn't a millionaire, she would have had nothing to do with him.  I think he went through this with his first wife.  

 

Obviously not one to learn any lessons. 😆 

[leezer99]

On 1/11/2024 at 4:16 PM, Qqq123xx said:

 

Sorry but I would of indulged in an entirely different vino. 

 

 

In college we called this Liquid Skirt Remover. 

[DON SVO]

Future ex-Mrs. Perez has been quietly called a gold digging troll for the better part of 6 years now. Her waiting for his new contract ink to dry before filing is a peach. That being said, since I have zero insight into their actual home life, it’s not fair to comment on what all she put up with from his antics... I firmly believe that no party is innocent here. They made it 9 years, so gold digger or not she’s getting paid. 

[TiScape]

On 1/11/2024 at 4:16 PM, Qqq123xx said:

 

Sorry but I would of indulged in an entirely different vino. 

 

 

In HS we drank Cisco. We called it ‘liquid crack’. Man that stuff wrecked ppl. It looked like a wine cooler, but was 40 proof. 

[Foreleft]

Is Eddie Pepperell married?

 

Can’t help but thinking they would match up on Tinder.

 

 

[dashanks]

21 hours ago, TiScape said:

In HS we drank Cisco. We called it ‘liquid crack’. Man that stuff wrecked ppl. It looked like a wine cooler, but was 40 proof. 

When I read that real quick I thought it said you drank Crisco.  I was ready to give you some serious props.

[GHIN n Juice]

On 1/11/2024 at 6:16 PM, Qqq123xx said:

 

Sorry but I would of indulged in an entirely different vino. 

 

 

Between your avatar and your choice of alcohol I can’t tell if you’re 13 or 73. 🤣

[TiScape]

9 minutes ago, dashanks said:

When I read that real quick I thought it said you drank Crisco.  I was ready to give you some serious props.

Many woulda been better off drinkin Crisco! 😆 

We were always goin to punk rock shows in Berkeley. We would stop and get our malt liquor and Cisco pre-show. There was a guy at school that def wasn’t in our scene but asked if he could join us one weekend. We said sure and as we picked up our alcohol we warned him that it looked like a wine cooler but far from it. He got a big one and a St. Ides anyway. Well we ended up losing track of him and he didn’t come back to school for weeks. When he finally did, it turns out he was rolled up by the police and beat to 💩 then thrown in jail. He had zero recollection of any of it. I swear the kid was never the same. Cisco strikes again! 😬