Strategies for dealing with swamp a***?

jonsnowjonsnow GeorgiaMembers Posts: 1,234 ✭✭
Sorry to be so blunt, but with the heat & humidity this summer (& me being rather full figured) I'm sweating like a horse that's been rode hard & put up wet. What are some ways to minimize this? Baby powder? Wear dark shorts? Thanks...
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  • cpeckcpeck North new jerseyMembers Posts: 395 ✭✭
    white shorts or pants. under armour has great material that you cant see through. ethika briefs. the longer ones are what i have been using. played yesterday it was 95 and every bit of 100% humidity. felt better in the bottom end than the top. and i wore pants(white) .



    good luck. im also no where near a slim man.
  • jrsharp21jrsharp21 Members Posts: 1,650 ✭✭
    Gold Bond spray!
  • Sanders74Sanders74 Members Posts: 273
    Ok seems odd but take your under arm deodorant and strip the insides of your thighs where you have issues. It works no more swamp a** guaranteed!
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  • terrell75terrell75 Members Posts: 223
    High quality compression shorts, the moisture wicking kind.
  • randyfitzrandyfitz Members Posts: 278 ✭✭
    terrell75 wrote:


    High quality compression shorts, the moisture wicking kind.




    Under armour boxer jock is my go to. Can’t imagine playing golf in cotton again.
  • mallratmallrat Members Posts: 2,916 ✭✭
    Gold Bond powder, air conditioning for your under carriage.
  • BenzoBenzo Members Posts: 1,547 ✭✭
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  • HoosierHacker89HoosierHacker89 Members Posts: 2,644 ✭✭
    edited Jul 5, 2018 #9
    Chassis powder. the best in the business.
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  • fsuspfsusp FloridaMembers Posts: 912 ✭✭
    https://www.buttpaste.com



    Seriously. I kid you not. A little goes a long way.



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  • Dustin_JDustin_J St. Louis, MOMembers Posts: 154 ✭✭
  • LansingMILansingMI This new mobile format is awful Lansing, MIMembers Posts: 979 ✭✭
    Good old fashion regular Baby Powder.





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  • nsxguynsxguy Just anudder user FloridaMembers Posts: 5,614 ✭✭
    jonsnow wrote:


    Sorry to be so blunt, but with the heat & humidity this summer (& me being rather full figured) I'm sweating like a horse that's been rode hard & put up wet. What are some ways to minimize this? Baby powder? Wear dark shorts? Thanks...




    For some 30 years, after my clubs, balls and tees (and now rangefinder) the next most important item in my bag is this.



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    Guys I've played with everywhere have had a chuckle 1 or 2 times a round when I take it out, pull back my shorts a little bit and give the canister a couple of squeezes. Every so often one of them would ask to borrow it - not very often butt,,,,,,,,,,



    And in the end, while I get razzed about it here and there, *I* am the one who's NOT complaining about my "razz" after the round. image/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

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  • UberzzUberzz Members Posts: 124 ✭✭
    fsusp wrote:


    https://www.buttpaste.com



    Seriously. I kid you not. A little goes a long way.




    I am going to try this. Thanks for suggestion!
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  • mcc0819mcc0819 Members Posts: 605 ✭✭
    Baby powder and compression shorts/performance briefs. Miracle combo
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  • sheppy335sheppy335 TMAG Junkie Members Posts: 6,343 ✭✭
    I guess i am lucky. I wear moisture wicking undies and the nice light weight golf shorts and never have an issue.
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    I drop the 2 iron or one of the other UDI's based on course.
  • j.b.newtonj.b.newton Members Posts: 596 ✭✭
    Sitting in a cart is SA's best friend... The days I walk, mine is much better than the days I ride.
  • birdie_hunterbirdie_hunter Members Posts: 178 ✭✭
    sheppy335 wrote:


    I guess i am lucky. I wear moisture wicking undies and the nice light weight golf shorts and never have an issue.




    I am a heavy weight and don’t have issues with swamp a**. Moisture wicking undies and cool shorts are the trick.
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  • CwingCwing #TaylorMade TwistFace Experience 2018 Go Big Blue!!! 8x Champs. Who Dey !!! Go Bengals,Members Posts: 8,052 ✭✭
    Anti perspiratent. Cheap brands work fine.
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  • Mtngolfer1Mtngolfer1 Lefty Boomers Posts: 1,685 ✭✭
    edited Jul 5, 2018 #20
    <<< This Antiperspirant is the ticket. Right-guard aerosol spray works wonders. along with the moisture wicking boxer briefs = no worries.
  • Smooth spin scottSmooth spin scott Members Posts: 1,174 ✭✭
    edited Jul 7, 2018 #21
    Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.



    Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila image/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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  • TheShaunTheShaun Members Posts: 1,111 ✭✭


    Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.



    Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila. Wife loves it as well image/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />




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  • Always_roughAlways_rough Members Posts: 461 ✭✭


    Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.



    Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila. Wife loves it as well image/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />




    What in tarnation did I just read?
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  • dam276dam276 I shoulda yelled two Members Posts: 586 ✭✭
    I started rocking these a few years back and they’re the only shorts I’ll wear playing in FL summers:



    www.birddogs.com



    The ones marked Oxford or Khaki have belt loops but my club is lax about shirts being tucked so I’m sans belt as often as possible.
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  • jonsnowjonsnow GeorgiaMembers Posts: 1,234 ✭✭



    Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.



    Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila. Wife loves it as well image/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />




    What in tarnation did I just read?




    "I feel sullied and unusual."

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    Titleist 917F2 15
    Titleist 910H 19
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    Cameron Newport 2
    Bridgestone Tour B XS

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  • Kenny Lee PuckettKenny Lee Puckett Members Posts: 3,460 ✭✭


    Baby Powder, gold bond, Saxx underwear are all great....but do you want the real truth? ready? Nair...Yes Nair for Men depilatory cream. The hair down there soaks up the sweat, add friction = Chaffing.



    Summer time comes, sack, bunghole you name it, hair gone, little gold bond and voila. Wife loves it as well image/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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  • PatsNationPatsNation Members Posts: 1,505 ✭✭
    Black UA or Nike golf shorts. No one can ever tell atleast
  • cma8516cma8516 Members Posts: 198 ✭✭
    fsusp wrote:


    https://www.buttpaste.com



    Seriously. I kid you not. A little goes a long way.




    I'll echo this one! Buttpaste or Triple Paste (http://www.triplepaste.com/)



    Randomly tried it once after my kids were born and it worked wonders!
  • PepperturboPepperturbo Midwest and SouthwestMembers Posts: 15,431 ✭✭
    Yesterday, when I saw the title of this thread all I could do was shake my head and think... Later I was at the Dr's office and on the receptionist's desk was a promo for Baby Butt Paste.
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  • jonsnowjonsnow GeorgiaMembers Posts: 1,234 ✭✭


    Yesterday, when I saw the title of this thread all I could do was shake my head and think... Later I was at the Dr's office and on the receptionist's desk was a promo for Baby Butt Paste.




    I know, bad enough to start out discussing excessive sweat in my unmentionables, then we segued into chapped orifices & ended up with hair removal. Another teachable moment....
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    Titleist 910D3 9.5
    Titleist 917F2 15
    Titleist 910H 19
    Bridgestone J40 DPC 4-PW
    Vokey SM6 50,54,60
    Cameron Newport 2
    Bridgestone Tour B XS

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  • LeoLeo99LeoLeo99 Members Posts: 3,993 ✭✭
    I'm thankful I don't suffer from this affliction.
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