Man has finger chewed off on Southers Marsh golf course

[Swisstrader98]

cant make this stuff up:

 

https://usat.ly/2BoU6EJ

[Range Pro]

I thought this only happened in the South by alligators.

[Lou04380]

Sounds like the perp bit off more than he can chew...

[Conrad1953]

Bizarre

[RSinSG]

I hope it wasn't one of the WRX'rs who talk about hitting balls back into the group that rolled one into them.

[disco111]

Mike Tyson plays golf?......................... :scare:

[Drewmiller07]

One of y’all tries to beat me. I’m going to the wrist.

[Bloom]

Holy Crap. You get to the point where you bite a finger off, you need to be spending some time in jail.

[Jagpilotohio]

Holy Crap. You get to the point where you bite a finger off, you need to be spending some time in jail.

 

“Mayhem” is the legal name of the charge. Deliberately maiming or disfiguring someone. Potential 20 year prison term in Mass.

 

 

Bite a mans finger off over a golf confrontation. Damn.

[Greenie]

I'm thinking the guy "gave him the finger". Probably what started the altercation.

[augustgolf]

I'm thinking the guy "gave him the finger". Probably what started the altercation.

 

[Wriggles]

People are nuts. The other morning, on the way to the course, a police officer was detouring traffic. It seems that some nut was in his car, ramming his car into the back of his girlfriend's car, until the guy's car landed on its roof, and girlfriend's car was up an embankment. An innocent guy's car was hit also in the mayhem.

 

The guy was reported to be 54 years old, and currently residing in the county jail charged with several counts.

[Pro Slicer]

Don't tell me, it started over bragging who could hit the ball 350 on the fly, over beer at the 19th hole.

[Jagpilotohio]

I'm thinking the guy "gave him the finger". Probably what started the altercation.

 

Guy gave him the finger.... Other guy took the finger.

 

 

“Your honor, he clearly gave me the finger. I have multiple witnesses. I simply accepted his offer.”

[Man_O_War]

hopefully it is the yip finger...problems solved forever

[No_Catchy_Nickname]

That's one way to get a single-digit handicap.

[larrybud]

Gives new meaning to the guy when he yells "Fore" (four...)

[Naptime]

The biter could have been acting in self defense. Will be interesting when all the details come out.

[Guia]

You shouldn't play golf with Mike Tyson, lucky he didn't lose an ear also.

[golfgirlrobin]

I was a biter as a kid, so I’ve got mixed feelings about this. Not a fan of fighting, but once it gets started, you ought to keep your fingers where you can see them.

[Naptime]

Human bite wounds are actually nasty and prone to infections. http://www.onlinejets.org/articles/2009/2/3/images/JEmergTraumaShock_2009_2_3_186_55331.pdf

Aside from civility, another reason not to hit someone in the mouth.

[Guia]

So, he gave the guy the Finger "Twice".

[deadsolid...shank]

You guys aren’t taking this very seriously.

 

He’d be shaking his finger at all you. But........

 

 

 

 

[Dano golf]

Thumbed him.

9 finger grip

No longer under his thumb

Breaking the rule of thumb

He's all thumbs

Finger food?

He stood out like a sore thumb

Hang nail no more?

Bit the hand that fed him?

He didn't lift a finger

Butter finger (Thumb)

[Dano golf]

Taste like chicken

[scotee]

Weakened his grip