DeChambeau Up 25 Lbs

[Bad9]

> @bladehunter said:

> Yep no doubt in my mind that this is an absolute attempt at humor nothing serious going on at all

 

If he's trolling(and I think he might be) reading this thread makes it obvious that he succeeded 100%

[smashdn]

> @bladehunter said:

> > @"DFS PFD" said:

> > > @bladehunter said:

> > > > @smashdn said:

> > > > > @bladehunter said:ze

> > > > > 230? That sounds like a bit much. He’s what 6ft1 ?

> > > >

> > > > I represent that remark.

> > >

> > > Hey. I’m 6-3 211 currently. I’m carrying a couple extra too. I’m trying to talk myself into giving up sugar and bread and get down to 195.

> >

> > Just needs some moderation blade!

>

> Yep. But when you’re OCD guy like me sometimes cold turkey is the way. At least to start. I want to quit sodas completely. ( all I drink how for past 5 years is sprite or ginger ale as I once was all Dr Pepper and mt dew ). And stop the bread. I simply love certain kinds too much. And they make me feel bloated and yuck. Otherwise I’m a veggie and fruit eater by nature who doesn’t like candy and cake etc. and you can count on one hands the fast food meals I’ll eat a year.

>

> Not to thread jack ( but I am I guess). But I list sugars and bread as the things I want to get rid of as they make me feel bad most often. I’ve been checked out twice for sugar issues and the doc claims I’m good , but yet if I don’t eat on time each meal I crash and go nuts. Worse if I’m not active tyat day. Meaning I can go longer if I am on course or working. If I’m sitting or just goofing off with the wife , I better be eating before or at noon. I tell her this and she says “ well eat regularly “. Thanks captain obvious. I explain that when I mean crash I mean can’t function crash. Can’t think , hard time focusing etc. Like my body will then crave things like meat and cheese. Crackers or bread. Something not sweet tasting.

>

> Sorry. As usual I ramble on.

 

I'm a gravy connoisseur.

[TXTrapLord]

IVE BEEN DRINKING CREATINE ALL GOD DAMN DAY!!!!

[bladehunter]

> @Bad9 said:

> > @bladehunter said:

> > Yep no doubt in my mind that this is an absolute attempt at humor nothing serious going on at all

>

> If he's trolling(and I think he might be) reading this thread makes it obvious that he succeeded 100%

 

I agree. I see the humor in it. In fact I’m laughing at him and those that think it’s serious. It can’t be. And it’s done well. If he’d used a kids play set of weights or theme music it would have been too obvious.

 

 

[ebrasmus21]

> @bladehunter said:

> Yep no doubt in my mind that this is an absolute attempt at humor nothing serious going on at all

 

WRX still doesn’t give credit to Bryson for how deft his trolling-touch is

[bscinstnct]

> @ebrasmus21 said:

> > @bladehunter said:

> > Yep no doubt in my mind that this is an absolute attempt at humor nothing serious going on at all

>

> WRX still doesn’t give credit to Bryson for how deft his trolling-touch is

 

yeah, the clincher is how he is "struggling" with those tricep cable extensions in the second vid. he should keep milking this....

[Hackattack1]

def trollin.

[c7015]

> @TXTrapLord said:

> IVE BEEN DRINKING CREATINE ALL GOD **** DAY!!!!

 

[tungstenplug]

I don't think he's trolling, I think he's weird and his content reflects that. He wasn't trolling with the epsom salt, single length, side saddle, hogan hats, barometric pressure, compass, spraying range balls with water, the list goes on. This is on brand for him. Also goes hand in hand with his goal to use extremely stiff graphite shafts in all his clubs

[ebrasmus21]

> @kevinscott22 said:

> I don't think he's trolling, I think he's weird and his content reflects that. He wasn't trolling with the epsom salt, single length, side saddle, hogan hats, barometric pressure, compass, spraying range balls with water, the list goes on. This is on brand for him. Also goes hand in hand with his goal to use extremely stiff graphite shafts in all his clubs

 

I think both things are true at the same time.

 

1.) Bryson likes being weird and different

2.) Bryson likes to troll

[ebrasmus21]

> @bscinstnct said:

> > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > > @bladehunter said:

> > > Yep no doubt in my mind that this is an absolute attempt at humor nothing serious going on at all

> >

> > WRX still doesn’t give credit to Bryson for how deft his trolling-touch is

>

> yeah, the clincher is how he is "struggling" with those tricep cable extensions in the second vid. he should keep milking this....

 

I think we’ve only seen the beginning of his trolling, he could just be getting started.

 

Next thing we know we will see him at The Derby with Bob Baffert because Bryson will tell us he’s “getting into horses and met Bob on the course at a pro am.”

[mosesgolf]

Gotta show us doing heavy squats, deads and other big compound lifts to put on that kind of poundage. Not to mention how much food you have to eat. Not getting big doing bicep curls. Oh my.

[lowheel]

> @PZero said:

> He's cultivating mass.

 

 

[lowheel]

> @bladehunter said:

> > @Creedo77 said:

> > It's physically impossible to gain 25 pounds of muscle or even fat in 17 days....no chance this is true

>

>

> Not even if you start the binge off with a cheese sampling session that lasts 12 hours , and end it up with a pizza buffet for the last 2 days ?

 

 

[lowheel]

> @ebrasmus21 said:

> > @bladehunter said:

> > Yep no doubt in my mind that this is an absolute attempt at humor nothing serious going on at all

>

> WRX still doesn’t give credit to Bryson for how deft his trolling-touch is

 

Exactly!! guy mocks himself all the time. Its his brand at this point. he knows how people perceive him so hes milking it. I think its awesome

[bladehunter]

I’d like to see some bar only squats or maybe his secret recipe protein shake. I’d wear some american flag ?? pants to work out in.

 

 

[lowheel]

> @c7015 said:

> > @TXTrapLord said:

> > IVE BEEN DRINKING CREATINE ALL GOD **** DAY!!!!

>

>

 

whats wrong with Steve Winwood? Higher love is a classic!!!> @PZero said:

> > @Valtiel said:

> > > @PZero said:

> > > He's cultivating mass.

> >

> > 

> >

>

> Turns out Bryson has been plowing through gallons of Fight Milk to bulk up

>

>

 

I believe its now "crowtein"

 

what up???

[Valtiel]

> @PZero said:

> He's cultivating mass.

 


 

[musclefront]

Can’t be real. He was struggling to curl a 15 pound weight

[ebrasmus21]

> @musclefront said:

> Can’t be real. He was struggling to curl a 15 pound weight

 

He was pre-fatigued brah. It’s all about getting that lactic acid level amped up

 

[PZero]

> @Valtiel said:

> > @PZero said:

> > He's cultivating mass.

>

> 

>

 

Turns out Bryson has been plowing through gallons of Fight Milk to bulk up

 

[TXTrapLord]

> @lowheel said:

> > @c7015 said:

> > > @TXTrapLord said:

> > > IVE BEEN DRINKING CREATINE ALL GOD **** DAY!!!!

> >

> >

>

> whats wrong with Steve Winwood? Higher love is a classic!!!

 

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=wRdLJ6e7j_0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRdLJ6e7j_0 "https://youtube.com/watch?v=wRdLJ6e7j_0")

[jmck]

> @ebrasmus21 said:

> > @bscinstnct said:

> > > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > > > @bladehunter said:

> > > > Yep no doubt in my mind that this is an absolute attempt at humor nothing serious going on at all

> > >

> > > WRX still doesn’t give credit to Bryson for how deft his trolling-touch is

> >

> > yeah, the clincher is how he is "struggling" with those tricep cable extensions in the second vid. he should keep milking this....

>

> I think we’ve only seen the beginning of his trolling, he could just be getting started.

>

> Next thing we know we will see him at The Derby with Bob Baffert because Bryson will tell us he’s “getting into horses and met Bob on the course at a pro am.”

 

He's way ahead of you. That's him, second from the left:

 


 

[ebrasmus21]

> @jmck said:

> > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > > @bscinstnct said:

> > > > @ebrasmus21 said:

> > > > > @bladehunter said:

> > > > > Yep no doubt in my mind that this is an absolute attempt at humor nothing serious going on at all

> > > >

> > > > WRX still doesn’t give credit to Bryson for how deft his trolling-touch is

> > >

> > > yeah, the clincher is how he is "struggling" with those tricep cable extensions in the second vid. he should keep milking this....

> >

> > I think we’ve only seen the beginning of his trolling, he could just be getting started.

> >

> > Next thing we know we will see him at The Derby with Bob Baffert because Bryson will tell us he’s “getting into horses and met Bob on the course at a pro am.”

>

> He's way ahead of you. That's him, second from the left:

>

> 

>

 

Lol - nice!

[c7015]

> @musclefront said:

> Can’t be real. He was struggling to curl a 15 pound weight

 

"We make sure the neurological threshold is just as high as the mechanical threshold"

 

So probably just limited on the other side of things ?

[bscinstnct]

 

> @mosesgolf said:

> Gotta show us doing heavy squats, deads and other big compound lifts to put on that kind of poundage. Not to mention how much food you have to eat. Not getting big doing bicep curls. Oh my.

 

Ya, if there is one exercise that would be essential to build mass and be the most functional to an athlete, it’s deadlifts. Heavy deadlifts wouldn’t be necessary for performance, he could go light, but if mass and strength are the goals, heavy deadlifts will not only focus on the hamstrings, glutes, lower back, but also the quads, upper back and forearms. They’re contribution transfers to Maximizing pretty much every other excercise.

 

I didn’t understand til I did them. I was doing squats, thought they were hitting my legs, glutes, but just one day of deadlifts, I was like, whoa, my hamstrings were sore for days. And you just feel it in your balance and day to day power.

 

If BD was serious, he’d be showing vids of the “big 3” movements. But the l-hold vid is hysterical. Great troll by bd.

 

 

[pcs11]

> @PZero said:

> He's cultivating mass.

 

 

[tungstenplug]

[Dr. Block]

> @bladehunter said:

> > @"DFS PFD" said:

> > > @bladehunter said:

> > > > @smashdn said:

> > > > > @bladehunter said:ze

> > > > > 230? That sounds like a bit much. He’s what 6ft1 ?

> > > >

> > > > I represent that remark.

> > >

> > > Hey. I’m 6-3 211 currently. I’m carrying a couple extra too. I’m trying to talk myself into giving up sugar and bread and get down to 195.

> >

> > Just needs some moderation blade!

>

> Yep. But when you’re OCD guy like me sometimes cold turkey is the way. At least to start. I want to quit sodas completely. ( all I drink how for past 5 years is sprite or ginger ale as I once was all Dr Pepper and mt dew ). And stop the bread. I simply love certain kinds too much. And they make me feel bloated and yuck. Otherwise I’m a veggie and fruit eater by nature who doesn’t like candy and cake etc. and you can count on one hands the fast food meals I’ll eat a year.

>

> Not to thread jack ( but I am I guess). But I list sugars and bread as the things I want to get rid of as they make me feel bad most often. I’ve been checked out twice for sugar issues and the doc claims I’m good , but yet if I don’t eat on time each meal I crash and go nuts. Worse if I’m not active tyat day. Meaning I can go longer if I am on course or working. If I’m sitting or just goofing off with the wife , I better be eating before or at noon. I tell her this and she says “ well eat regularly “. Thanks captain obvious. I explain that when I mean crash I mean can’t function crash. Can’t think , hard time focusing etc. Like my body will then crave things like meat and cheese. Crackers or bread. Something not sweet tasting.

>

> Sorry. As usual I ramble on.

 

Do you lift weights and work out at a gym? I put in 4 days a week and have for years (almost entirely olympic and power lifting). I do this so I don't have to change my diet. I eat like a campground raccoon and have for years.

 

Walking the golf course and regular doses of Apple Cider vinegar have kept me looking good. People talk about diet this and diet that, but I think you can create a balance and enjoy the foods you like if you put the work in at the gym. You may not be trim ripped, but you'll still look and feel good.

[Dr. Block]

If Bryson wants to put on any meaningful muscle that will help his explosiveness and distance, he better skip the pull ups and bicep curls and get busy free squatting, dead lifting, hang cleans, and clean and jerks. The glamour muscles do nothing for the golfswing, and from my experience, can actually get in the way and cost you range of motion.