Tiger as a Spartan Soldier?

[farmer]

Tiger would be an old, old guy creaking around with his bad back, using the sword as a cane. Complaining about these young punks with their new lightweight shields and improved bronze.

[getair23]

Thought he was a Cardinal?

[getair23]

Would his sword be forged by Miura with a TM stamp?

[PedronNiall]

 

[bscinstnct]

 

 

Pedro, it’s.....incredible. Like TW be GK reincarnation.

 

[straightshot7]

 

[MtlJeff]

Tiger after returning home from war , to rumors of his bedding many foreign women while pillaging cities

"Forgive me my queen, for i struggle with s*x addiction "

[ebrasmus21]

Back when we had “linebacker” Tiger in his weightlifting prime it really should have been Spartan Tiger

[bscinstnct]

Spartan Tiger invents golf in 480BC when his spear shaft breaks and he starts hitting “stingers” with rocks at the Immortals. He kills 18 of them in 72 swings and golf is born.

 

A rapid shortage of targets ensues and the original golf is forgotten ; )

[csiachos]

Don't insult the Spartans like that. First of all, I am a full-blooded Greek and my mom is from Sparta. The Spartans would laugh in your face for even insinuating this. Spartan warriors were basically bred to be warriors. They were picked at birth and taken from their mothers at the age of 8. You can't insinuate that Tiger would be a Spartan by the nature of his golf game. Exactly the opposite. Remember when Tiger got brambles on his pants and acted like it was absolutely killing him on national television. Or when he did the fake wrist dislocation at Augusta. Pleeeaaassse. Read some stories about Leonidas of Sparta and the Spartan history. And not from what you see on the 300. The only thing true about that story is Leonidas was king, Xerxes was the Persian ruler, and 300 Spartans initially fought.

[bscinstnct]

 

 

 

Spartans be watchin TW to get psyched for Hot Gates battle like,

 

Tigerrrrrr!!

 

 

Plus, with 80 wins and figure 125 guys in each, TW has single handily slayed like

 

10,000 foes!

 

Thats pretty Spartan like ; )

 

 

[ebrasmus21]

I can assure you no disrespect wasn’t meant nor intended. - news flash - as much as I love Tiger I don’t actually think of him as a spartan warrior.

[Steele47]

And the well defined abs in 300? Would be a shame if the abs were misrepresented.

[shoot4par]

Millennial spin on it. This guy...

TW be like that suit come in red and black?

 

 

[PedronNiall]

$10 says Tiger's win on a broken leg out-Spartans anything you've done lately :p

On the real, though, I think you left your chill pill in your other pants by accident.

[shoot4par]

he was more over-sized defensive back tiger about 6'1" 215.

[bscinstnct]

 

TW 215?

 

Maybe if he was standing on scale holding a 25lb. plate ; )

[lowheel]

 

[shoot4par]

I mean maybe a hare of an exaggeration but I bet he tipped the scales a good bit bigger than 185. At one point he was a bulkier guy maybe 190 is fair.

[Ferguson]

 

Same could be said of Tiger, perhaps.

 

 

 

[tbowles411]

I think cabin fever is setting in...

[bladehunter]

Yea. Every time I read the height/weight of players it surprises me again how small or ...not large , they are. Lol. Tiger looks 6ft3 212 on tv but it’s because he’s compared to 5ft4 145 Zach Johnson’s and Bryan Harmons.

[ebrasmus21]

When I saw Tiger at the USO last year he was just about the only player that looked “the same” in person as I saw them on TV. Maybe Rickie as well. Everyone else seemed a little bigger or a little smaller than I though.

[LeoLeo99]

Cabin virus.

 

[ebrasmus21]

Poa Ana Virus

[shoot4par]

@Ferguson Ferg,
Not trying to be that guy but those boys were so disciplined and war-ready because the slaves in Sparta (Helots) were trying to start uprisings and outnumbered the warrior spartan elite.

[Ferguson]

 

I just thought Ms. Hughes was attractive.

[Ferguson]

Mitchell Sandston of the Chicago Tribune Touts:

"Going to hell has never been as much fun as reading the Tiger as a Spartan thread."

 

Benton Raycroft of the Miami Herald exclaims:

"The Tiger as a Spartan thread started with seductive authority and unbridled humor of ebrasmus 21, outfitted like a Vegas Casino Owner in a flashy silver suit, and it's hard to imagine anyone resisting his call. He sells a ticket to a bewitching journey that pays off at every turn."

 

William DePaul of the Minnesota Independent Press shouts: "This classic tale of historical look back gets us trapped in the underworld for all eternity — the Tiger as a Spartan thread is still too slick and sterile for us to give a hoot about damnation."

[ebrasmus21]

@Ferguson we need to protect you and your health at all costs

[PappyVanWinkle53]

 

Tiger at the Battle of Thermopylae