Koepka and DJ Swagger

[Man_O_War]

they both walk like they have 4 legs.

[bscinstnct]

They are both actually pretty low key.

 

Couldn't be any lower key than DJ.

 

Never seen him get fired up or fist pump.

 

DJ be like,

 

 

"Hey guys, I'm practicing my victory celebration moves, how's this?"

 

[jonsnow]

They are both actually pretty low key.

 

Couldn't be any lower key than DJ.

 

Never seen him get fired up or fist pump.

 

DJ be like,

 

 

"Hey guys, I'm practicing my victory celebration moves, how's this?"

 

 

I thought he was showing them how he picks up a jet ski.

[puttfordoux]

 

raise your hands, raise your hands if you're sure!

 

what ARE you doing !?!

[bandrz]

This thread is immediately disqualified from swagger-walking consideration for not including Rory.

[cardoustie]

Greg Norman needs a mention in here for his strut

 

Zoolander had nothing on the Great White Shark . .even when utilizing Magnum or Ferrari

[Krt22]

Rory doesnt really have a strut, its more like hes sauntering along to some unheard beat

[Scotty1140]

We are officially out of things to talk about...

[bscinstnct]

We are officially out of things to talk about...

 

 

"Then I go like this and pull down and that is how I close a window."

 

"Wow, very impressive, DJ"

 

 

[scotee]

Just a couple of linebackers with tour sause.

[smeal818]

I don't really think it's swagger, it just seems like they're so carefree lol.

[smeal818]

Just a couple of linebackers with tour sause.

 

Except they weigh the same as punters haha

[nicodywill]

He's describing the Hans falling scene from Die Hard.

 

"so .. like... he's just hanging there in the window and McClane takes the watch off and lets him fall"

 

 

Actually, It's DJ... he's probably explaining The Lion King lol

[vietnameeh]

Pretty sure hes explaining..... how the hookers got him tied up... after a long night of doing a sh*t ton of blow.

 

That would make me turn my head just like rickie and rory

[bladehunter]

They are both actually pretty low key.

 

Couldn't be any lower key than DJ.

 

Never seen him get fired up or fist pump.

 

DJ be like,

 

 

"Hey guys, I'm practicing my victory celebration moves, how's this?"

 

 

He’s showing Rory how he could use him on course to get in a quick few reps !

[straightshot7]

Rory walks like this:

 

[gatorpedsMD]

Rory walks like this:

 

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LMAO!

[Valtiel]

Don't worry, the fact that you're bothered by the way someone walks means you don't have the mental fortitude to ever be as good as them anyway.

[beckk10]

Kind of gets on my nerves. Looks like they both walk with an obvious swagger on purpose, like, "I'm a cool golfer". I know these two hang out together. They must practice their walks in front of each other.

 

If I had the time to practice enough, I'd get them on the course and feed them both a serving of humble pie.

 

lol if you had time to practice enough..........

[dpb5031]

Perhaps they should study the effeminate twinkle-toes strides of Jon Vegas and Adam Scott...lol?

 

I'm a fan of both above, but they really walk funny.

[payerasjl]

Id walk the same way if i had 3 legs and 8 digits in my bank accout

[KillerPenguin]

Kind of gets on my nerves. Looks like they both walk with an obvious swagger on purpose, like, "I'm a cool golfer". I know these two hang out together. They must practice their walks in front of each other.

 

If I had the time to practice enough, I'd get them on the course and feed them both a serving of humble pie.

 

Humble pie.

[cvhookem63]

Rory doesnt really have a strut, its more like hes sauntering along to some unheard beat

 

Rory does have a strut, but it only makes an appearance when he is playing well. I'd say Koepka, Woodland, Rory, DJ have the best struts on Tour. If I had the same resume as those guys (Woodland not quite as much but he mashes the ball) I would strut too.

[Hit em good]

Don't worry, the fact that you're bothered by the way someone walks means you don't have the mental fortitude to ever be as good as them anyway.

 

Nah, just want to teach those young whipper snappers a lesson! :taunt:

[Conrad1953]

The GOAT is still the king of swagger

[Valtiel]

The GOAT is still the king of swagger

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This is exactly what this thread deserves. :D

 

Also 46k likes at ~7,000 posts?! That is quite the ratio you're sporting there!

[Conrad1953]

The GOAT is still the king of swagger

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This is exactly what this thread deserves. :D

 

Also 46k likes at ~7,000 posts?! That is quite the ratio you're sporting there!

 

I post a lot in the 19th hole............ :D

[KuroOuji54]

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain. Gary Woodland probably has them both beat though.

 

Maybe its because they wear pants so tight we can see the expression on the head of their pe*is.

 

Y'all are weird

[Conrad1953]

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain. Gary Woodland probably has them both beat though.

 

Maybe its because they wear pants so tight we can see the expression on the head of their pe*is.

 

Y'all are weird

They both strut by design, that much is obvious to anyone with half a brain. Gary Woodland probably has them both beat though.

 

Maybe its because they wear pants so tight we can see the expression on the head of their pe*is.

 

Y'all are weird

 

Not all of us Kuro, just Dr. Block.

[Noke]

Justin Rose is the swagger king.