$250 a dozen?!?!

[ga_pike]

You read that right...  meet Attomax Golf.  https://attomaxgolf.com/

 

No chance in hell I'd pay that for a dozen golf balls.  What am I missing??

[jholz]

1 minute ago, ga_pike said:

You read that right...  meet Attomax Golf.  https://attomaxgolf.com/

 

No chance in hell I'd pay that for a dozen golf balls.  What am I missing??

 

More money than sense? I'm with you dude.

 

This has got to be a joke.

 

"World Record Certified"...um yeah.

[rd1959]

Considering where they are headquartered, it's not surprising. Two piece construction and a Surlyn cover? You gotta be kidding me. 

Edited October 19, 2022 by rd1959

[Abh159]

$250 San Francisco dollars is like $30 regular dollars so it checks out...

[ga_pike]

The "Sold Out" on 2 of the 3 models is a nice marketing touch don't you think?  

[MattM97]

It's Clear golf balls all over again 

[Longdriver295]

Hell Naw, I'd play with a ping pong ball before I'd pay that for dozen golf balls!

[bellken]

Non-conforming, and, way overpriced. 

[JetSpeed79]

And still not as dumb as some of my crypto investments. 

[darkhelmet]

yeah, but -- Free Shipping!

 

Plus this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TwistedSister]

Kind of like $1500 for a used Scotty?

[darkhelmet]

 

 

 

For the "Swinger golfer".  Yeah Baby!!

 

[sailfishchris]

I just got them ! Incredible!! I teed off on 1 and landed just in front of the green on 2 it was like 750 yards! It was a boomerang slice…… but  still I like to carve my driver😭

[Dpavs]

And of course if they were ever sanctioned for play everyone would want an amendment to  18.2 (a) 1.

Proposed Rule Revision-

18.2 Ball Lost or Out of Bounds: Stroke-and-Distance Relief Must Be Taken

a. When Ball Is Lost or Out of Bounds

(1) When Ball Is Lost. A ball is lost if not found in three minutes after the player or his or her caddie begins to search for it. The three minute time limit is extended by 1 minute for every dollar an idiot pays for a single golf ball over $4.00.

[GolfSINC]

Reviews?

 

Naw, they're coming though.

 

"World Record"

 

Just reading this makes my brain hurt.

Edited October 19, 2022 by GolfSINC

[DFS PFD]

Some SF tech start up guys that can do their website and SEO on their own so very little overhead, and takes hardly any volume to make profitable sales. I don't blame them, but I do blame the idiots that will buy these. 

[SBH9458]

3 hours ago, ga_pike said:

You read that right...  meet Attomax Golf.  https://attomaxgolf.com/

 

No chance in hell I'd pay that for a dozen golf balls.  What am I missing??

Lunacy. 

[Dpavs]

I think the first reviews should be something like...

 

"So long I have to scream 12 whenever I tee off to warn players 3 holes ahead!" ... JS from Ohio

 

"Still waiting for it to come down....what's the penalty for damaging a low orbit satellite anyway?" ... HB from Texas

 

"Longer than a Walmart line on black friday with $1.00 - 70" flat screens!" ... KL from Michigan

 

 

 

 

[PNW]

They certainly have an unusual return policy for a golf ball company. Seems legit.

 

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

 

Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. 

[Abh159]

Do we think this is a picture of "Matt"?

 

I like to think it is. He looks like the kind of guy who softly hits things...

 

 

[nova6868]

Strikes me as one of those weird Asian-market products where the price is part of the allure. It's supposed to be a status/wealth symbol. 

 

[double_d]

Is this some sort of money laundering front? 

 

That is 10 times what these balls are worth per dozen.

 

[rd1959]

4 minutes ago, double_d said:

Is this some sort of money laundering front? 

 

That is 10 times what these balls are worth per dozen.

 

Maybe they're trying a new way to ship fentanyl across the country

[BIG STU]

This has to be in the running for funniest thread of the year

[RightHandRough]

Idk about the golf balls, but the logo reminded me I need to find my ocarina and save princess Zelda.

[rd1959]

48 minutes ago, BIG STU said:

This has to be in the running for funniest thread of the year

It will be the funniest until someone posts a thread admitting to buying them.

[PNW]

2 hours ago, nova6868 said:

Strikes me as one of those weird Asian-market products where the price is part of the allure. It's supposed to be a status/wealth symbol. 

 

 

Last thing I want is this guy showing up as a single

[llewol007]

If they are non comforming, just wait until they hit targets shelves

[JAM01]

The ball that Kim Jong Il played? 

[Augie53]

What?  Like, don't tell me you haven't ordered 4 dozen of these already.