Totally Original Thread Topic

[DavidCrockett]

If a 4 handicap and the “worst possible pro golfer” were paired in a scramble at Bay Hill, could they beat Robert Gamez and Bryson Dechambeau if Dechambeau is able to drive the Par 5 6th hole by aiming at the 3 palm trees after being injured in a vehicle accident because he was an overexposed superstar, or would he need to change his putter, tuck in his shirt, and adopt Billy Horschel’s pre-shot routine in order to avoid finishing in 2nd place a la Tony Finau?

[MtlJeff]

This isn't original, many versions of what you describe are already being discussed in this subforum

[golfandfishing]

Depends on the event - 5th major?

[bscinstnct]

Are they gaming mizzy blades?

[DavidCrockett]

1 minute ago, golfandfishing said:

Depends on the event - 5th major?

 

You must be referring to The Players, Ricky Fowler's lone major win.

[golfandfishing]

1 minute ago, DavidCrockett said:

 

You must be referring to The Players, Ricky Fowler's lone major win.

The British Open is the 5th major. 

[Scotty1140]

27 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

Are they gaming mizzy blades?

Yes but I’ve heard that they’re actually Muira’s stamped as Mizuno’s. 

[MtlJeff]

8 minutes ago, Scotty1140 said:

Yes but I’ve heard that they’re actually Muira’s stamped as Mizuno’s. 

 

I believe those were the Nike's Tiger played with. Mizunos forged by Miura with a Nike swoosh on them. 

 

It's kinda like a turducken

 

 

 

 

[DavidCrockett]

21 minutes ago, Scotty1140 said:

Yes but I’ve heard that they’re actually Muira’s stamped as Mizuno’s. 

 

11 minutes ago, MtlJeff said:

 

I believe those were the Nike's Tiger played with. Mizunos forged by Miura with a Nike swoosh on them. 

 

It's kinda like a turducken

 

 

 

 

 

49 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

Are they gaming mizzy blades?

 

Whatever they are, they're de-lofted for sure.  DeChambeau's single length 7-iron is really a 5-iron with a "7" on it.    

[bscinstnct]

Let me ask you this

 

 

Did the 4 cap crumble and crackers in his pre round soup?

 

 

[sailfishchris]

By "worst possible pro golfer" is that code for someone?  Is the 4 cap JonesScott? There's a lot of gray area here 

[Qqq123xx]

Well Robert Gamez did just shot a second round 92. 

[MPAndreassi]

14 minutes ago, Qqq123xx said:

Well Robert Gamez did just shot a second round 92. 

Not impressive. I can severely underachieve shoot 92 also. 

[m d g]

Needs 'LPGA something something' before this thread is viable.

[phizzy30]

Mind blown.  😱😵

[puttfordoux]

No, it'll never happen. Fantasy golf. I am so tired of the pun-filled happy talk.

[KRAMER1997]

8 hours ago, DavidCrockett said:

 

You must be referring to The Players, Ricky Fowler's lone major win.

Hey have some respect, don't insult a major champion like that! Also remember Sergio is a 2x major winner. 

Edited March 7, 2021 by KRAMER1997

[aenemated]

I have 140mph clubhead speed but I can't break 100 because I am a bad putter - this is totally relevant to the conversation 

[DavidCrockett]

29 minutes ago, puttfordoux said:

No, it'll never happen. Fantasy golf. I am so tired of the pun-filled happy talk.

Then I reckon the absence of a single pun in this thread so far means your delicate constitution is safe.

[Go Cougs]

9 hours ago, DavidCrockett said:

If a 4 handicap and the “worst possible pro golfer” were paired in a scramble at Bay Hill, could they beat Robert Gamez and Bryson Dechambeau if Dechambeau is able to drive the Par 5 6th hole by aiming at the 3 palm trees after being injured in a vehicle accident because he was an overexposed superstar, or would he need to change his putter, tuck in his shirt, and adopt Billy Horschel’s pre-shot routine in order to avoid finishing in 2nd place a la Tony Finau?

That depends.  Is the "worst possible pro golfer" you speak of a grinder, or naturally talented?

[Reds]

In theory I would say yes to all the OP questions. Instead of tucking in a shirt Id like to see Bryson in a hoodie

[jonsnow]

14 hours ago, DavidCrockett said:

If a 4 handicap and the “worst possible pro golfer” were paired in a scramble at Bay Hill, could they beat Robert Gamez and Bryson Dechambeau if Dechambeau is able to drive the Par 5 6th hole by aiming at the 3 palm trees after being injured in a vehicle accident because he was an overexposed superstar, or would he need to change his putter, tuck in his shirt, and adopt Billy Horschel’s pre-shot routine in order to avoid finishing in 2nd place a la Tony Finau?

I like the way you think...

[Christen_The_Sloop]

17 hours ago, bscinstnct said:

Are they gaming mizzy blades?

You better believe it, brother.

 

And a scotty m'fn cameron

 

[Quasimoto]

On 3/6/2021 at 9:22 AM, golfandfishing said:

The British Open is the 5th major. 

The Open Championship is the first major and, coincidentally, has the best venues and are the most well run. Oh, and the fans are great as well.

[PuttCurseRepeat]

On 3/6/2021 at 9:55 AM, DavidCrockett said:

If a 4 handicap and the “worst possible pro golfer” were paired in a scramble at Bay Hill, could they beat Robert Gamez and Bryson Dechambeau if Dechambeau is able to drive the Par 5 6th hole by aiming at the 3 palm trees after being injured in a vehicle accident because he was an overexposed superstar, or would he need to change his putter, tuck in his shirt, and adopt Billy Horschel’s pre-shot routine in order to avoid finishing in 2nd place a la Tony Finau?

 

Good stuff. Maybe you can open similar threads seasonally. 

[golfandfishing]

7 hours ago, Quasimoto said:

The Open Championship is the first major and, coincidentally, has the best venues and are the most well run. Oh, and the fans are great as well.

It is indeed.
 

But the BRITISH Open is the 5th major. 

[bladehunter]

On 3/6/2021 at 11:47 AM, Scotty1140 said:

Yes but I’ve heard that they’re actually Muira’s stamped as Mizuno’s. 

I had a set once that were mizunos stamped miura.   Hideous feeling things.  

[Quasimoto]

On 3/8/2021 at 5:28 AM, golfandfishing said:

It is indeed.
 

But the BRITISH Open is the 5th major. 

If you mean the LPGA, then yes.

[golfandfishing]

1 minute ago, Quasimoto said:

If you mean the LPGA, then yes.

There is a spirited debate every year when someone on this board calls it The British Open and a few heavy handed regulars reign holy hell upon him and reminding him that it is The Open championship. 
 

my post followed the sarcastic, light hearted and self deprecating style of this thread, and I contend The British Open is the 5th major: Masters. US Open. Open. PGA. The British Open. 
 

 

[Quasimoto]

17 minutes ago, golfandfishing said:

There is a spirited debate every year when someone on this board calls it The British Open and a few heavy handed regulars reign holy hell upon him and reminding him that it is The Open championship. 
 

my post followed the sarcastic, light hearted and self deprecating style of this thread, and I contend The British Open is the 5th major: Masters. US Open. Open. PGA. The British Open. 
 

 

Well, you can light heart self deprecate sarcastic whatever you wish.

It doesn’t change the the fact that the name of the event is the Open Championship. Just ask any winner.