Tiger Update (Masters 2022) *** MERGED ***

[DavePelz4]

Sure, Tiger is playing in the Masters like Tom Brady is unretiring to play for the Bucs again.

 

 

 

 

Yeah, I know.  It's a joke people.

[oikos1]

3 hours ago, Soloman1 said:

Show up and withdraw after 1st round almost guarantees PIP money for the year.

Exactly.  The Tiger speculation for the next ten days alone most likely takes care of the 2022 PIP.

 

Honestly, just show up, play the par 3, have a nice meal and head home Thursday. 

[Ferguson]

Yeah, Tiger is there for the peach cobbler.  

 

[straightshot7]

16 minutes ago, oikos1 said:

Exactly.  The Tiger speculation for the next ten days alone most likely takes care of the 2022 PIP.

 

Honestly, just show up, play the par 3, have a nice meal and head home Thursday. 

i think there’s a chance…maybe a small chance…

 

that tiger woods cares more about having a chance to win another major, than he cares about the pip money.

 

I love (not really) how you guys project your own thoughts onto tiger as if he really thinks that way

 

Like tigers track record has definitely taught us that he’s the kind of guy to play tournaments and create publicity for money. 

[aenemated]

5 minutes ago, Ferguson said:

Yeah, Tiger is there for the peach cobbler.  

 

Peach cobbler is delicious - I wouldn't blame him!

[t4t3r]

Would pay an absurd amount of money to follow him around today.

[bscinstnct]

1 hour ago, bladehunter said:

Why would he fly in this early to scout the Par 3 ? 

 

Tiger?

 

He bored. Why not go walk around, say hi Warren Buffet and Condi, have some food. 
 

He’s not going to play. Course is too many hills. 
 

Lol now I make everybody mad like
 

 

 

 

 

[MK7Golf21]

he will give it a go, I don't think he will turn away now even if he is a little sore after the round today. Just not how strong competitors work unless he becomes unable to walk or something. His goal must of been Augusta.

[Ferguson]

27 minutes ago, aenemated said:

 

Peach cobbler is delicious - I wouldn't blame him!

 

In Georgia, all great conversations and major negotiations are made over a fine peach cobbler. 

[bladehunter]

25 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

 

Tiger?

 

He bored. Why not go walk around, say hi Warren Buffet and Condi, have some food. 
 

He’s not going to play. Course is too many hills. 
 

Lol now I make everybody mad like
 

 

 

 

 

I know what you’re doing.  And I like it !😎

 

the cosmos bends based on our speech. Often to prove us wrong.  
 

 

good example. I usually am free to play Saturday mornings.  Last 13 of 15 weeks the 12 hours before and after sat 8 am has been the coldest , wettest and windiest 12 hours of each week.    The two weeks it wasn’t , I couldn’t play.  And decided to play Sunday afternoon.  Those two saturdays were awesome and it rained those Sunday’s. So the proper plan is misdirection. But you have to do it the way you are.  Through text and voicing the plan. Make sure the cosmos hears you.  ( whispers ) So he’s sure to play now !  

 

 

 

[3whacker]

smart move by showing up early, no cameras to scrutinize his physical well being , the press is not there and he can actually  enjoy the benefits of his honorary membership at ANGC..can only imagine what its like to have Charlie with him and he can actually stop and smell the flowers on his walk

[DavePelz4]

15 minutes ago, Ferguson said:

 

In Georgia, all great conversations and major negotiations are made over a fine peach cobbler. 

 

At the Waffle House.

[deathbymuffin]

I think he's physically fine or he wouldn't be going to these lengths to prepare.  I just have a very hard time believing his game could be in any kind of shape to play in the Masters.  But it is Tiger, and I'll never count him out after 2019.  Today is huge, as he won't tee off next Thursday if there's a chance he'd embarrass himself.  I'll admit this though - I'm very excited by the prospect of watching him give it a go next week.

[bladehunter]

30 minutes ago, Ferguson said:

 

In Georgia, all great conversations and major negotiations are made over a fine peach cobbler. 

So long as it has  proper Crust. None of this “ loaf bread “ cobbler nonsense.  Wife made one of those once.  She say the look of disgust I gave was off the charts-  what do you expect. Pinterest apparently thinks that soggy wonder bread on top of peaches is fine dining.  Yuck 

 

i see you Lois .  Shame.  

 

 

Edited March 29, 2022 by bladehunter

[bladehunter]

They reporting he’s playing a practice round to gauge if he can play 

[Ty_Webb]

6 months ago I doubt if the bookies would have even accepted a bet that Tiger plays the Masters and Phil doesn't. And right now if they did turn down such a bet, I suspect they're quite pleased. 

 

Oh please oh please oh please! Let it happen! 

[Hawkeye77]

I'm still going with my pure speculation --- he's not playing!.

 

Maybe not as confident, lol!  Would love to see him play.

Edited March 29, 2022 by Hawkeye77

[Duct Tape]

2 hours ago, Soloman1 said:

The “patrons” could carry him between shots. I don’t think there’s a rule against it, but I could start a threading to get the rule experts and lawyers to weigh in.

 

Well, if he can get them to move rocks, why not?

[Duct Tape]

1 hour ago, Ferguson said:

Yeah, Tiger is there for the peach cobbler.  

 

Yes, if you’ve been there you know it’s not for the pimento cheese sandwiches. 

[Duct Tape]

36 minutes ago, Ferguson said:

 

In Georgia, all great conversations and major negotiations are made over a fine peach cobbler. 

I like where this is going, since we’ve all but worn out the BBQ and doughnuts options. 

[bscinstnct]

25 minutes ago, DavePelz4 said:

 

At the Waffle House.

 

Ha!

 

There you go. Special “peach cobbler” pre-masters party, if ya know what I’m sayin ; )

[Ghost of Snead]

5 minutes ago, Duct Tape said:

I like where this is going, since we’ve all but worn out the BBQ and doughnuts options. 

 

Not quite yet ... 

 

 

[mizuno player]

Tiger will play. Tiger will make the cut. Tiger will finish top 15. 

 

He's never been open about his injuries or plans. This has been in the works since the accident. 

 

Just FYI. I have no inside info on this. Just an idiot with a smart phone. 

 

Having said all that I hope Jordan wins. 😁.

 

 

[TheMoneyShot]

1 hour ago, t4t3r said:

Would pay an absurd amount of money to follow him around today.

You and I both man👍

[Wardonation]

100% PLAYING, I USED TO LIVE IN NIKE COUNTRY...

[Ferguson]

52 minutes ago, Duct Tape said:

I like where this is going, since we’ve all but worn out the BBQ and doughnuts options. 

 

Peach Cobbler - it's the great equalizer. 

 

You could be having a massive dispute with a guy in Georgia but when it's over you both can agree, "that was one heck of a cobbler."  

[bscinstnct]

26 minutes ago, TheMoneyShot said:

You and I both man👍

 

Follow Tiger?

 

Be disappointing. He prolly just hanging out, go eat cereal like

 

”coooool, man”

 

 

[smashdn]

Disappointed in el Tigre's lack of intimidating facial hair.  I want him to look like he just got up off the couch after lock down and put it on these guys.  Scottie Shef who?  Let me slip back into this #1 owgr and see how they like it.  Hold my pimento cheese sammich and watch this.

[3whacker]

1 hour ago, Duct Tape said:

Well, if he can get them to move rocks, why not?

heck there are probably people here on WRX that think he can walk on water at Rae's Creek or that the pond on 16 will miraculously open and part like the Biblical story of Moses parting the Red Sea..

 

the above was posted in jest...not meant to offend anyone ...even though they will be playing on Easter Sunday

[Trippels]

Comeback win 2, Eldrick boogaloo