Tiger Update (Masters 2022) *** MERGED ***

[bladehunter]

55 minutes ago, Ferguson said:

 

Peach Cobbler - it's the great equalizer. 

 

You could be having a massive dispute with a guy in Georgia but when it's over you both can agree, "that was one heck of a cobbler."  

You’re thinking of banana pudding. Otherwise known as “ nanner-pudn “.  And the hot kind with the double boiler made filling and the meringue on top.  None of this cold crap from a box !  There’s only one answer to the question “ how much banana pudding you what “?   And that’s “ how much you got “? 😂joking - but not really.     

[TiScape]

1 hour ago, smashdn said:

Disappointed in el Tigre’s lack of intimidating facial hair.  I want him to look like he just got up off the couch after lock down and put it on these guys.  Scottie Shef who?  Let me slip back into this #1 owgr and see how they like it.  Hold my pimento cheese sammich and watch this.

IKR! And to make matters even worse, I’ve heard he’s wearing Nike’s new joggers for Thursday’s round! 😆 

Edited March 29, 2022 by TiScape

[TiScape]

10 minutes ago, bladehunter said:

You’re thinking of banana pudding. Otherwise known as “ nanner-pudn “.  And the hot kind with the double boiler made filling and the meringue on top.  None of this cold crap from a box !  There’s only one answer to the question “ how much banana pudding you what “?   And that’s “ how much you got “? 😂joking - but not really.     

Peach cobbler > banana pudding x1000! 

[Krt22]

4 hours ago, IC3BURGH said:

 

Unless you can find me a G650 tail registered by GTW Corp, I am doubtful this is true. Plane below registered 2019. It is unlikely (1) he already purchased a new jet or (2) he has similarly sized jets.

 

The TGR livery is nice!

[Ferguson]

32 minutes ago, bladehunter said:

You’re thinking of banana pudding. Otherwise known as “ nanner-pudn “.  And the hot kind with the double boiler made filling and the meringue on top.  None of this cold crap from a box !  There’s only one answer to the question “ how much banana pudding you what “?   And that’s “ how much you got “? 😂joking - but not really.     

 

Pudding or Cobbler?

 

 

I'm taking Cobblah. 

 

 

[aenemated]

35 minutes ago, bladehunter said:

You’re thinking of banana pudding. Otherwise known as “ nanner-pudn “.  And the hot kind with the double boiler made filling and the meringue on top.  None of this cold crap from a box !

 

And the Nilla wafers!

 

Man, my mom makes a delicious banana pudding. 

[Socrates]

No gas cars, but would this be ok at Augusta? 

Tried really hard to find an image that wasn't culturally wrong.

 

[Danielson]

Would it be illegal for his caddie to just give him a piggyback ride the whole time?

[dmbolp]

4 hours ago, t4t3r said:

Would pay an absurd amount of money to follow him around today.

 

I paid $300 for me, buddy, daughter, her fiance to follow him around on MON 🙂

[bladehunter]

1 hour ago, TiScape said:

IKR! And to make matters even worse, I’ve heard he’s wearing Nike’s new joggers for Thursday’s round! 😆 

No chance that happens …. Too old for that one. Maybe some hammer pants 👖! 

[JRS1939]

1 hour ago, 3whacker said:

heck there are probably people here on WRX that think he can walk on water at Rae's Creek or that the pond on 16 will miraculously open and part like the Biblical story of Moses parting the Red Sea..

 

the above was posted in jest...not meant to offend anyone ...even though they will be playing on Easter Sunday

The masters is the week before Easter

[bladehunter]

1 hour ago, Ferguson said:

 

Pudding or Cobbler?

 

 

I'm taking Cobblah. 

 

 

Depends on if you’re wealthy enough to have ice cream.   If you do then cobbler  ala Maude ….( lady who discovered the combo ) . Us poor folks had pudn-   Really ripe black  bananas are like .69 cents a bag today. Free once upon a time  ….true story. That’s why it’s so popular in the south.  Cheapest thing you can buy to make a dessert from.  

[bladehunter]

1 hour ago, TiScape said:

Peach cobbler > banana pudding x1000! 

Blasphemous blasphemer ! 

[bscinstnct]

1 hour ago, aenemated said:

 

And the Nilla wafers!

 

Man, my mom makes a delicious banana pudding. 

Nilla wafers! That’s what I’m talking bout!

 

You be little kid see box of Nilla wafers start freakin out screaming and bouncing off the walls!

 

Or was that just me?

 

🤣

 

 

[grm24]

 

[smashdn]

22 hours ago, TiScape said:

IKR! And to make matters even worse, I’ve heard he’s wearing Nike’s new joggers for Thursday’s round! 😆 

 

 

I would bet folding cashes that there is/was/has been circulated an un-official/official memorandum to invitees that "proper attire" is expected on the grounds of THE ANGC.  If you need to ask whether what you have on is indeed proper, you have your answer.

Edited March 30, 2022 by smashdn

[grm24]

2 hours ago, 3whacker said:

the above was posted in jest...not meant to offend anyone ...even though they will be playing on Easter Sunday

You sure about that?

[aenemated]

19 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

Nilla wafers! That’s what I’m talking bout!

 

You be little kid see box of Nilla wafers start freakin out screaming and bouncing off the walls!

 

Or was that just me?

 

🤣

 

 

 

Can confirm - not just you 🙂

[3whacker]

11 minutes ago, grm24 said:

You sure about that?

No they are playing on Palm Sunday....

[bscinstnct]

26 minutes ago, grm24 said:

 

 

[Hawkeye77]

4 hours ago, Duct Tape said:

Yes, if you’ve been there you know it’s not for the pimento cheese sandwiches. 

Blasphemer!!!

 

And the peach is a peach ice cream sandwich --- peach ice cream between two snickerdoodles!  To live for!

[aenemated]

I was snacking on pimento cheese before I even knew what the Masters was - and I was pretty young when I learned about the Masters!

 

Got a batch of my homemade recipe in the fridge pretty much all the time. A toasted pimento cheese sammich makes a great late night snack. 

[TiScape]

53 minutes ago, smashdn said:

 

I would bet folding cashes that there is/was/has been circulated an un-official/official memorandum to invitees that "proper attire" is expected on the grounds of THE ANGC.  If you need to ask whether what you have a question on is indeed proper, you have your answer.

Here is a picture of Tiger playing golf at THE ANGC without a collar! So if El Tigre wants to wear joggers there, he will indeed wear joggers there! And yeah, I don’t think he felt/feels the need to ask, so all good 😉 

Van Rooyen has already wore them there in 2020. So good to go!

Edited March 29, 2022 by TiScape

[TiScape]

56 minutes ago, bladehunter said:

Blasphemous blasphemer ! 

We’ve gone back and forth over plenty… I’ll let you have your ‘nana puddin’! 😉 

🤣

[TiScape]

1 hour ago, Danielson said:

Would it be illegal for his caddie to just give him a piggyback ride the whole time?

I have it on good authority that you can expect to see Tiger in a set-up similar to the one pictured below. 

[bscinstnct]

10 minutes ago, TiScape said:

Here is a picture of Tiger playing golf at THE ANGC without a collar! So if El Tigre wants to wear joggers there, he will indeed wear joggers there! And yeah, I don’t think he felt/feels the need to ask, so all good 😉 

Van Rooyen has already wore them there in 2020. So good to go!

 

Ya and he 76 and WD!

 

Could have been that he WD in embarrassment when the Masters committee called him in after his round and told told him 

 

“You look like a bum who found some old pajamas and slept on the side of the road and then walked here in them”

 

But could have been an injury too 🤣
 

 

[bscinstnct]

3 minutes ago, TiScape said:

I have it on good authority that you can expect to see Tiger in a set-up similar to the one pictured below. 

 

[TheMoneyShot]

Scouting mission has been completed.  Now we wait…

[TiScape]

8 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

 

Ya and he 76 and WD!

 

Could have been that he WD in embarrassment when the Masters committee called him in after his round and told told him 

 

“You look like a bum who found some old pajamas and slept on the side of the road and then walked here in them”

 

But could have been an injury too 🤣
 

 

You like Billy the Kid fast draw on that Google today! 😂 

*And van Rooyen will be there again this year wearing em! I’ll bet ya the folding cashes @smashdnis sending me 😉😂 

Edited March 29, 2022 by TiScape

[oikos1]

6 hours ago, straightshot7 said:

i think there’s a chance…maybe a small chance…

 

that tiger woods cares more about having a chance to win another major, than he cares about the pip money.

 

I love (not really) how you guys project your own thoughts onto tiger as if he really thinks that way

 

Like tigers track record has definitely taught us that he’s the kind of guy to play tournaments and create publicity for money. 

Lol.  And just what are you projecting?

 

The PIP isn't about the money for Tiger.  It's about the F U to every other golfer.  He is going to take this latest gaffe by Phil and definitively claim the title of Alpha Male Golfer for the next 30 years.  Wherever he goes, whatever he does, he is going to dominate the scene.  And maybe he gets another major along the way.

 

This isn't about money, it's about Tiger's badassery.