Tiger Update (Masters 2022) *** MERGED ***

[SnowbirdTom]

Who’s got the odds TW plays again tomorrow?  I figure if his ankle can stand two days stress, he’ll play and crawl around the course on day 4 if it means he wins.

[Chrysalis99]

His plane just landed back in Florida. He’s probably on it so unless he flies back tomorrow it’s one and done 

[TiScape]

1 minute ago, Chrysalis99 said:

His plane just landed back in Florida. He’s probably on it so unless he flies back tomorrow it’s one and done 

That’s called ‘pullin’ a Bryson’! Fly home, get a quick workout in, fly back 😉 

[Big GG]

He won't play.

Edited March 29, 2022 by Big GG

[3whacker]

50 minutes ago, SnowbirdTom said:

Who’s got the odds TW plays again tomorrow?  I figure if his ankle can stand two days stress, he’ll play and crawl around the course on day 4 if it means he wins.

he will play tomorrow at Medalist, today was a shake down cruise to see if the legs can take it, Im guessing he has a masseuse or PT waiting at the compound if not on the plane

[dcfas]

2 hours ago, bladehunter said:

Depends on if you’re wealthy enough to have ice cream.   If you do then cobbler  ala Maude ….( lady who discovered the combo ) . Us poor folks had pudn-   Really ripe black  bananas are like .69 cents a bag today. Free once upon a time  ….true story. That’s why it’s so popular in the south.  Cheapest thing you can buy to make a dessert from.  

Heck. When I was in college I lived on bananas and bags of rice. Had to pay for greens fees!

[TheMoneyShot]

We need a updated WITB to see if anything new is in there😃

[Socrates]

25 minutes ago, TheMoneyShot said:

We need a updated WITB to see if anything new is in there😃

"Okay Charlie, I'll order a 7 wood, but no chance I'm getting a 9 wood!  I don't care what Joey says!!!"

[bladehunter]

2 hours ago, aenemated said:

I was snacking on pimento cheese before I even knew what the Masters was - and I was pretty young when I learned about the Masters!

 

Got a batch of my homemade recipe in the fridge pretty much all the time. A toasted pimento cheese sammich makes a great late night snack. 

Man yes.  Toasted is the way ….

[bladehunter]

2 hours ago, TiScape said:

We’ve gone back and forth over plenty… I’ll let you have your ‘nana puddin’! 😉 

🤣

The true answer of course is to have both !  I may just make both to go with my pimento cheese tray this year. Make basics mouth water from 4/5 states away.  😜

[Holy Moses]

2 hours ago, SnowbirdTom said:

Who’s got the odds TW plays again tomorrow?  I figure if his ankle can stand two days stress, he’ll play and crawl around the course on day 4 if it means he wins.

If he can't or won't play tomorrow, he's not playing in the Masters next week

[bscinstnct]

 

[straightshot7]

2 hours ago, oikos1 said:

Lol.  And just what are you projecting?

 

The PIP isn't about the money for Tiger.  It's about the F U to every other golfer.  He is going to take this latest gaffe by Phil and definitively claim the title of Alpha Male Golfer for the next 30 years.  Wherever he goes, whatever he does, he is going to dominate the scene.  And maybe he gets another major along the way.

 

This isn't about money, it's about Tiger's badassery.

I'm basing my comments off of the very words and actions of Tiger Woods for the last 25+ years. 

He has said over and over and over that he tees it up to win. Period. And that he cares mostly about winning majors.

 

He has never said or implied once, in 25+ years that he plays for money or would show up to a Major just for publicity or money only to withdraw or leave on Thursday.

 

So to say that he should show up to just enjoy himself and enjoy a dinner and leave on Thursday is just totally inconsistent with who we know Tiger Woods is. Based on what he has told us over and over about himself.

 

If you don't know that then you must have just started following Tiger's career in the last year. If that's the case no worries, but go back and do some research. 

Your ideas of this being "about Tiger's badassery" seem totally based on your own ideas and based on like barstool sports Instagram culture, and not on anything Tiger has ever actually done or said. 

 

 

 

"I've always figured that why go to a tournament if you're not going there to try to win. There's really no point in even going. That's the attitude I've had my entire life and that's the attitude I will always have."

 

 

 

 

https://www.pga.com/archive/news/pga-tour/tiger-woods-reaffirms-he’ll-only-play-long-he-can-win-even-masters

 

Edited March 30, 2022 by straightshot7

[oikos1]

17 minutes ago, straightshot7 said:

I'm basing my comments off of the very words and actions of Tiger Woods for the last 25+ years. 

He has said over and over and over that he tees it up to win. Period. And that he cares mostly about winning majors.

 

He has never said or implied once, in 25+ years that he plays for money or would show up to a Major just for publicity or money only to withdraw or leave on Thursday.

 

So to say that he should show up to just enjoy himself and enjoy a dinner and leave on Thursday is just totally inconsistent with who we know Tiger Woods is. Based on what he has told us over and over about himself.

 

If you don't know that then you must have just started following Tiger's career in the last year. If that's the case no worries, but go back and do some research. 

Your ideas of this being "about Tiger's badassery" seem totally based on your own ideas and based on like barstool sports Instagram culture, and not on anything Tiger has ever actually done or said. 

If you don't think Tiger sees the PIP as something to win, then I'd say you're the one who hasn't been following Tiger.  Dude wants to beat everyone at everything.

 

https://www.businessinsider.com/tiger-woods-competitiveness-2015-4

 

If he can't play in the Masters, why wouldn't he still attend the Champions dinner? 

 

"Woods was unable to play in the 2017 Masters, but he did make the journey to Augusta to attend the Champions Dinner that year."

 

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/04/masters-tiger-woods-reflects-on-injury-visit-to-2017-masters-i-was-done

 

For being such a Tiger expert, you sure don't seem to know much.

[@_the_crook]

3 hours ago, Hawkeye77 said:

Blasphemer!!!

 

And the peach is a peach ice cream sandwich --- peach ice cream between two snickerdoodles!  To live for!

little place up here (north of Chicago) will have their peach ice cream , created from GA peaches , starting first week of May. we make a beeline to the counter.

carton for the house, cone for the car. pure joy.

 

[Holy Moses]

32 minutes ago, straightshot7 said:

I'm basing my comments off of the very words and actions of Tiger Woods for the last 25+ years. 

He has said over and over and over that he tees it up to win. Period. And that he cares mostly about winning majors.

 

He has never said or implied once, in 25+ years that he plays for money or would show up to a Major just for publicity or money only to withdraw or leave on Thursday.

 

So to say that he should show up to just enjoy himself and enjoy a dinner and leave on Thursday is just totally inconsistent with who we know Tiger Woods is. Based on what he has told us over and over about himself.

 

If you don't know that then you must have just started following Tiger's career in the last year. If that's the case no worries, but go back and do some research. 

Your ideas of this being "about Tiger's badassery" seem totally based on your own ideas and based on like barstool sports Instagram culture, and not on anything Tiger has ever actually done or said. 

 

 

 

"I've always figured that why go to a tournament if you're not going there to try to win. There's really no point in even going. That's the attitude I've had my entire life and that's the attitude I will always have."

 

 

 

 

https://www.pga.com/archive/news/pga-tour/tiger-woods-reaffirms-he’ll-only-play-long-he-can-win-even-masters

 

His expectations have changed. 

 

“I don’t have to compete and play against the best players in the world to have a great life,” he told Golf Digest before using a mountain-climbing analogy. “After my back fusion, I had to climb Mt. Everest one more time. I had to do it, and I did.” “This time around, I don’t think I’ll have the body to climb Mt. Everest, and that’s OK. I can still participate in the game of golf. I can still, if my leg gets OK, I can still click off a tournament here or there. But as far as climbing the mountain again and getting all the way to the top, I don’t think that’s a realistic expectation of me.”

 

[bscinstnct]

This is the most insane thing ever seen

 

 

Im here thinking TW got crap hand. Meantime he like,

 

4 Jacks 🤣

 

 

[ode]

1 hour ago, bladehunter said:

Man yes.  Toasted is the way ….

When you guys say toasted, you mean in a toaster oven?  Make toast and serve pimento cheese on it? or like a grilled cheese?

[bladehunter]

5 minutes ago, ode said:

When you guys say toasted, you mean in a toaster oven?  Make toast and serve pimento cheese on it? or like a grilled cheese?

I take honey wheat ( my bread preference) and put a thick layer of pimento cheese on one side , and toast it open faced.   Then put the top on and cut diagonally…. So yes. Like a grilled  cheese in the oven.  ( some people grilled cheese sandwiches on a griddle top with butter.  Mmmm that’s good too !  Lol. 

[Go Cougs]

11 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

This is the most insane thing ever seen

 

 

Im here thinking TW got crap hand. Meantime he like,

 

4 Jacks 🤣

 

 

Tiger's been playing possum.  Then shows up next Thursday at Augusta like

[bscinstnct]

11 minutes ago, bladehunter said:

I take honey wheat ( my bread preference) and put a thick layer of pimento cheese on one side , and toast it open faced.   Then put the top on and cut diagonally…. So yes. Like a grilled  cheese in the oven.  ( some people grilled cheese sandwiches on a griddle top with butter.  Mmmm that’s good too !  Lol. 

Ya reminded me I used to make toast with butter when I was a kid.

 

Then put good sprinkle of Nestle Quik chocolate power on it 😃

 

 

[bscinstnct]

49 minutes ago, Holy Moses said:

His expectations have changed. 

 

“I don’t have to compete and play against the best players in the world to have a great life,” he told Golf Digest before using a mountain-climbing analogy. “After my back fusion, I had to climb Mt. Everest one more time. I had to do it, and I did.” “This time around, I don’t think I’ll have the body to climb Mt. Everest, and that’s OK. I can still participate in the game of golf. I can still, if my leg gets OK, I can still click off a tournament here or there. But as far as climbing the mountain again and getting all the way to the top, I don’t think that’s a realistic expectation of me.”

 

 

Ya but TW once he get on course he go into prison yard mode and look to start shivving people

 

🤣

[aenemated]

34 minutes ago, ode said:

When you guys say toasted, you mean in a toaster oven?  Make toast and serve pimento cheese on it? or like a grilled cheese?

 

I just make the sammie like normal then pop the whole thing in the toaster oven. Cheese gets all melty and delicious. 

[stinger_gc]

Hot take: Tiger skips Augusta because he's grinding hard for Harbour Town where he ends up losing to Kevin Kisner in a playoff

[@_the_crook]

1 hour ago, ode said:

When you guys say toasted, you mean in a toaster oven?  Make toast and serve pimento cheese on it? or like a grilled cheese?

toast the bread, spread the cheese, squish the bread, watch the golf.

 

/said by the guy whose workshop had the toaster/

[Valtiel]

3 hours ago, bscinstnct said:

 

But was he flushing every shot with a worst ball 64? 😄

[Mustard_Tiger]

3 hours ago, @_the_crook said:

little place up here (north of Chicago) will have their peach ice cream , created from GA peaches , starting first week of May. we make a beeline to the counter.

carton for the house, cone for the car. pure joy.

 

 

 

Says the guy with a Monty avatar. Very on brand!

 

👍

[GolfTurkey]

5 hours ago, Holy Moses said:

His expectations have changed. 

 

“I don’t have to compete and play against the best players in the world to have a great life,” he told Golf Digest before using a mountain-climbing analogy. “After my back fusion, I had to climb Mt. Everest one more time. I had to do it, and I did.” “This time around, I don’t think I’ll have the body to climb Mt. Everest, and that’s OK. I can still participate in the game of golf. I can still, if my leg gets OK, I can still click off a tournament here or there. But as far as climbing the mountain again and getting all the way to the top, I don’t think that’s a realistic expectation of me.”

 

 

He moved his lips and words came out, I read them and didn't believe them.

[Holy Moses]

 

[Frankensteins Monster]

9 minutes ago, Holy Moses said:

 

2019