The Masters 2021 ***All Content Subject to Moderation***

[Arn]

18 minutes ago, Greg_B said:

Could be worse, you could be in Canada and have to deal with TSN. They came on the air and gave us 15 minutes of useless talk by their talking heads and the same golf theme music they have used for 30 years before showing a single shot. Last night they replayed the hour-long preview show with those same 3 talking heads 6 times in a row.

If you have all the TSNs each channel is on a different featured group, plus a main coverage. Channels 30, 495-498 where I’m at.

[stingerfade]

10 minutes ago, Scotty1140 said:

Golf has so much unnecessary terminology that makes announcers sound pretty silly IMO. Like calling the green the “putting surface” or the “green complex”.
 

Reminds me of an great George Carlin bit about alternative language lol.

 

“Somewhere along the line toilet paper became “bathroom tissue”. Don’t know why! I wasn’t notified!”

At my friends office they don’t call them receptionists but “director of first impressions”. Not kidding 

[KennyP]

The little leaderboard in the corner really needs to cycle through the field further.

[Duct Tape]

2 minutes ago, stingerfade said:

At my friends office they don’t call them receptionists but “director of first impressions”. Not kidding 

Gag.  And I thought “patrons” was bad!

[carrier street]

White pants are stupid. There. Now I've said it this week.

[stingerfade]

Just now, carrier street said:

White pants are stupid. There. Now I've said it this week.

Robert rock?? 

[carrier street]

Man. It's almost like a 4.5 degree driver is hard to control.

[TreyWingbat]

54 minutes ago, bscinstnct said:

 

Next year, Treywingbat set you up with a giant satellite dish 📡 on your roof. 
 

He gets like polo matches on Mars on his 🤣

Ha ha... there are some uplinks available on satellite for this tournament too.  

 

But as I've got some work to do, I'm moreso relegated to the home office today.  So I used a VPN to get the Internet streams to work without having to deal with TSN here in Canada, and now I'm watching ESPN via IPTV.

[Trap Junior]

Why aren't they using the normally camera position for the 9th green?

[Arn]

Augusta looks bad this year, are those greens or cow patties?

[Ronnie Mundt]

Simpson, Reed, Harman at the top? Man that is brutal for me. Don’t enjoy watching them at all.

[KennyP]

Watching Bryson is like watching a freak show in some ways.

[bscinstnct]

I missin everything 

 

😭 

[MOAB]

Was Carl Spackler hired by Augusta National to prep the greens this year?

[Ronnie Mundt]

Bryson with the SLOP AND SLATHER

[Hawkeye77]

Go Justins!  Rose on fire.  JT just get it together!

[clinkinfo]

What device was Morikawa’s cady using when telling him what direction the wind was blowing for his approach on 7?  That wasn’t one of those string dangling wind measuring devices, was it?  That can’t be ok, right?  Maybe just a compass?

[CCTxGolf]

I was hesitant to say anything but the greens are going full on brown right before our eyes now. 

[jdl]

Wiesberger just knocked his eagle putt on 15 into the creek. 

[caniac6]

Does Reed look a bit more hefty?

[Snaphooker12]

Patrick reed looks like his hat has grinder advertising on it,

[jacobEDGE]

Man, absolutely love the green side camera on 18. This shallow depth of field makes it look so cinematic. I wish all shots were like this from behind.

[Fischputza]

5 minutes ago, jdl said:

Wiesberger just knocked his eagle putt on 15 into the creek. 

You don't want to leave an eagle put short, I guess......

[carrier street]

I'm going to submit a Change.org petition to have Reed's legal name changed to CheaterFace McFlippyFeet.

[Ronnie Mundt]

I love that the course is brutal. Make these bastards suffer after the November dart fest.

[JaNelson38]

8 minutes ago, CCTxGolf said:

I was hesitant to say anything but the greens are going full on brown right before our eyes now. 

 

 

Firm and fast is great, but at this point the guys at Augusta have to put some water on these things tonight.  You're starting to see good iron shots getting penalized, and even for Augusta the putts are now getting crazy.  I know there is rain in the forecast, but if it happens to miss or to not get much, they're going to lose the course for the weekend.

 

The only reason the players arent squealing is because they're at Augusta.  If this was a USGA event, just about everybody would be raising hell.

 

 

 

[nickp91]

Butch Harmon proved it was possible to commentate from his home in Las Vegas

[QuigleyDU]

Augusta Greens be like. 

 

 

[Ronnie Mundt]

Rosey playing some stellar golf.

[KennyP]

9 minutes ago, Ronnie Mundt said:

I love that the course is brutal. Make these bastards suffer after the November dart fest.

Certainly playing different. Do you think they should mark DJ's victory with an asterisk? 

Or maybe tear the sleeves off his green jacket and make it into a gilet?

 

Edited April 8, 2021 by KennyP