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  • ClintDaggerClintDagger Members  584WRX Points: 113Handicap: 4Posts: 584 Golden Tee
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    Oh my god. I just tried listening to this at work and I was laughing so hard and uncontrollably that I had to shut it off 6 minutes in. Even with my office door closed there’s no way people wouldn’t be able to tell I was losing it. That is as funny as it gets; can’t wait to finish it.
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    TM ’16 M2 Tour 8.5* Project X HZRDUS Yellow 75g / 6.5
    TM RBZ Stage 2 Tour 14* Mitsubishi Kuro Kage TiNi 80 X
    TM P-790 (2-4 iron) TT Dynamic Gold X Seven
    TM P-760 (5-7 iron) TT Dynamic Gold X Seven
    TM P-730 (8-PW) TT Dynamic Gold X Seven
    Titleist Vokey SM 6 52* 08-F
    Titleist Vokey SM 5 60* 04-L
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    Oh my god. I just tried listening to this at work and I was laughing so hard and uncontrollably that I had to shut it off 6 minutes in. Even with my office door closed there's no way people wouldn't be able to tell I was losing it. That is as funny as it gets; can't wait to finish it.




    Didn't believe you... Made it to 15 mins and had to do the same lol holy s***.
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    “What’s the most hungover you’ve ever been”
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  • Duffner's WaggleDuffner's Waggle 2 off the 1st if ya need it... Members  4517WRX Points: 44Handicap: 13Posts: 4,517 Titanium Tees
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    This was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Incredible! Thanks for sharing!
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    // Ping G400 10* | Ping Tour 75X //


    // Ping G400 5W 16.5* | NVentix Nunchuk //

    // Mizuno MP-H5 2i | Project X 6.5 //

    // Taylormade 2016 M1 21* | NVentix Nunchuk //

    // Mizuno JPX 850 Forged 5-PW | Project X 6.5 //

    // Mizuno MP T4 50*/54*/58* //

    // Odyssey Works V-Line //
  • Duffner's WaggleDuffner's Waggle 2 off the 1st if ya need it... Members  4517WRX Points: 44Handicap: 13Posts: 4,517 Titanium Tees
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    Forget about the Oakmont-Pine triangular, lol



    Great listen!!



    Thanks for posting�



    My Best,

    RP




    There's my boy!! How you be, my friend?!
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    // Ping G400 10* | Ping Tour 75X //


    // Ping G400 5W 16.5* | NVentix Nunchuk //

    // Mizuno MP-H5 2i | Project X 6.5 //

    // Taylormade 2016 M1 21* | NVentix Nunchuk //

    // Mizuno JPX 850 Forged 5-PW | Project X 6.5 //

    // Mizuno MP T4 50*/54*/58* //

    // Odyssey Works V-Line //
  • Duffner's WaggleDuffner's Waggle 2 off the 1st if ya need it... Members  4517WRX Points: 44Handicap: 13Posts: 4,517 Titanium Tees
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    Someone please buy the "El Chapo's Taint" tee from his site. I'm dying laughin at his twitter feed. This guy is gold
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    // Ping G400 10* | Ping Tour 75X //


    // Ping G400 5W 16.5* | NVentix Nunchuk //

    // Mizuno MP-H5 2i | Project X 6.5 //

    // Taylormade 2016 M1 21* | NVentix Nunchuk //

    // Mizuno JPX 850 Forged 5-PW | Project X 6.5 //

    // Mizuno MP T4 50*/54*/58* //

    // Odyssey Works V-Line //
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  • puttfordouxputtfordoux Members  534WRX Points: 204Posts: 534 Golden Tee
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    my 8 pars in a row streak back in '96....
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  • ClintDaggerClintDagger Members  584WRX Points: 113Handicap: 4Posts: 584 Golden Tee
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    It’s so **** funny because there’s a kernel of truth to it. Some of the club pros I grew up with weren’t too far off from this guy.
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    TM ’16 M2 Tour 8.5* Project X HZRDUS Yellow 75g / 6.5
    TM RBZ Stage 2 Tour 14* Mitsubishi Kuro Kage TiNi 80 X
    TM P-790 (2-4 iron) TT Dynamic Gold X Seven
    TM P-760 (5-7 iron) TT Dynamic Gold X Seven
    TM P-730 (8-PW) TT Dynamic Gold X Seven
    Titleist Vokey SM 6 52* 08-F
    Titleist Vokey SM 5 60* 04-L
    Scotty Cameron Newport 2 Te I3
  • Forged4everForged4ever To See A Man’s True Character, Spend 4+ Hours With Him on a Golf Course⛳️ The Burgh/Hdcp: My gene poolClubWRX  15975WRX Points: 1,396Posts: 15,975 ClubWRX
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    Duffner wrote:

    Forget about the Oakmont-Pine triangular, lol



    Great listen!!



    Thanks for posting�



    My Best,

    RP




    There's my boy!! How you be, my friend?!
    Hangin Bro, hows the season?



    I hope all Fairways & Greens with some putts thrown in😊



    Cheers🍻

    RP
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  • slow_rollslow_roll Members  84WRX Points: 69Posts: 84 Fairways
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    I love hits Twitter!
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  • halliedoghalliedog Members  2563WRX Points: 338Handicap: 5.2Posts: 2,563 Titanium Tees
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    "Your 88 you shot yesterday, it might impress your wife, it might impress the guys in your Wednesday night bible study, but it doesn't impress me. Short of the beverage cart girl giving you multiple inadvertent beaver shots, there's nothing you can tell me about your round that's gonna interest me, so just save your breath!"
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    WITB:
    Mizuno GT/ST-180 Dr w/ EvenFlow White 6.0 75
    Mizuno GT-180 3wd w/ Tensei CK White 75
    TM UDI 1, 3 w/ KBS C-Taper Lite S
    TM P770 4-PW w/ TT Tour Concept Satin
    TM Milled Grind 52* LB and 58* SB
    Odyssey O-Works 7S Tank
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  • Cool Hand LukeCool Hand Luke Members  447WRX Points: 29Handicap: 4.4Posts: 447 Greens
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    Just saw on the main page that he has been invited to monday qualify for web.com event in KC....



    http://www.golfwrx.com/523704/club-pro-guy-will-tee-it-up-in-a-web-comctour-event/



    Maybe he can finally break his infamous par streak



    hopefully someone gets some footage



    kudos to Web.com for reaching out to him and having some fun with it
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    i25 3W; PWR75
    913h; Diamana Blue
    714 CB 3-P; KBS Tour
    sm6 52F, 58M; KBS Wedge S
    scotty del mar
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  • Duffner's WaggleDuffner's Waggle 2 off the 1st if ya need it... Members  4517WRX Points: 44Handicap: 13Posts: 4,517 Titanium Tees
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    Just saw on the main page that he has been invited to monday qualify for web.com event in KC....



    http://www.golfwrx.com/523704/club-pro-guy-will-tee-it-up-in-a-web-comctour-event/



    Maybe he can finally break his infamous par streak



    hopefully someone gets some footage



    kudos to Web.com for reaching out to him and having some fun with it




    Doing a great WITB on his twitter and IG today. Some "classics" in there..
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    // Ping G400 10* | Ping Tour 75X //


    // Ping G400 5W 16.5* | NVentix Nunchuk //

    // Mizuno MP-H5 2i | Project X 6.5 //

    // Taylormade 2016 M1 21* | NVentix Nunchuk //

    // Mizuno JPX 850 Forged 5-PW | Project X 6.5 //

    // Mizuno MP T4 50*/54*/58* //

    // Odyssey Works V-Line //
  • SimpSimp Members  2987WRX Points: 193Posts: 2,987 Titanium Tees
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    That was hilarious
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    WITB
    TM M3 440 10°
    TM M3 15°
    Adams Idea Pro 22°
    TM Gapr 17°
    Mizuno MP18 SC's Fli-Hi 4&5
    Cleveland RTX CB 50°,54° 
    Callaway MD4 64°
    Ping Sigma Darby
  • mgholdamgholda Tour Issues Indianapolis, INMembers  751WRX Points: 99Handicap: +1Posts: 751 Golden Tee
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    Web.com players thoughts on CPG playing in the KC Monday shooter.



    https://mobile.twitter.com/WebDotComTour/status/1022574422425829378/video/1
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    Titleist TS3 8.5 HZDRUS 60 6.5
    Titleist TS3 15 HZDRUS 70 6.5
    Titleist 818H2 19 Aldila Phenom HYB 85 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 UT 21 KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 4-PW KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway Mack Daddy 4 52/10 S Grind and 58/8 C Grind KBS $Taper 120 S
    Scotty Cameron Futura X 35"
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  • jdljdl Masshole MassMembers  1992WRX Points: 458Handicap: 8Posts: 1,992 Platinum Tees
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    Just saw on the main page that he has been invited to monday qualify for web.com event in KC....



    http://www.golfwrx.c...comctour-event/



    Maybe he can finally break his infamous par streak



    hopefully someone gets some footage



    kudos to Web.com for reaching out to him and having some fun with it




    DQ? Say it ain't so!



    https://midwestpga.bluegolf.com/bluegolf/midwestpga18/event/midwestpga187/contest/1/leaderboard.htm
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  • JustmuckitJustmuckit St. Louis, MOMembers  1528WRX Points: 179Handicap: 10.7Posts: 1,528 Platinum Tees
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  • mocokidmocokid Members  2201WRX Points: 368Posts: 2,201 Platinum Tees
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    I blame the Miata, otherwise, would have carded a 86 easy...........
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  • lowheellowheel LOWHEEL Members  6784WRX Points: 1,885Posts: 6,784 Titanium Tees
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    mocokid wrote:


    I blame the Miata, otherwise, would have carded a 86 easy...........




    I cant believe i saw the day when a blue golf site actually had a "clubproguy" in the leaderboard lol
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  • rafalrafal Members  5886WRX Points: 344Posts: 5,886 Titanium Tees
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    Anyone who has spent some time in the golf business feels like they have worked with or have actually been this guy.



    CPG is gold.




    Not saying anything about the rest of the stuff but the Miata bit hit home a bit too closely....
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    TM M3 3W Matrix Ozik HD6 S
    TM M4 Rescue 3
    TM R15 Rescue 5 PXi 5.5
    Titleist AP2 5-P PXi 5.5
    PING Glide 52*SS 58*WS 60*TS
    TM DLL+ 34.5"
  • halliedoghalliedog Members  2563WRX Points: 338Handicap: 5.2Posts: 2,563 Titanium Tees
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    On Tiger's 10 hole par streak @ PGA Championship:



    After learning of Tiger Wood's 10 hole par streak late yesterday, I deliberately chose to delay the release of an official response in order to let what had happened fully process. Although I am extremely disappointed, I understand that nothing lasts forever and records (no matter how seemingly untouchable) are meant to be broken. I congratulate Tiger and his family for this accomplishment and fully expect him to carry the mantle forward with the same grace and humility that I did.


    That being said, there are a few nagging questions surrounding yesterday's events that remain. It is certainly not my intent to diminish what Tiger did, but after further reflection and review, this is starting to have the "feel" of a Roger Maris/Mark McGuire/Barry Bonds situation. Such as....


    1. Is the PGA Championship a sanctioned event? I'm not saying it's not but I think the question needs to be asked.


    2. Course modification. One of the "so called" pars Tiger made during his streak yesterday was on a hole originally designed to be a par 5 that had been converted to a par 4 solely for this championship. Meaning that a strong argument could be made that his par recorded on that hole should have in fact been a birdie, thus breaking the streak.


    3. The curious case of hole #17. When is the last time we saw Tiger Woods 3-putt for par from 12 feet? I find it rather convenient that is exactly what happened yesterday on the par-5 (17th) as he was going for the (record breaking) 9th par in a row? If we suspect (as I do) that he intentionally 3-putted with the sole intent to break my record, does that put a stain on the accomplishment? I'll let others decide.
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    WITB:
    Mizuno GT/ST-180 Dr w/ EvenFlow White 6.0 75
    Mizuno GT-180 3wd w/ Tensei CK White 75
    TM UDI 1, 3 w/ KBS C-Taper Lite S
    TM P770 4-PW w/ TT Tour Concept Satin
    TM Milled Grind 52* LB and 58* SB
    Odyssey O-Works 7S Tank
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  • j-robj-rob Members  1131WRX Points: 132Posts: 1,131 Platinum Tees
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    This guy is gold time after time.
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  • halliedoghalliedog Members  2563WRX Points: 338Handicap: 5.2Posts: 2,563 Titanium Tees
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    #2 has to be the best, where he calls into the legitimacy of the "Tiger Streak", due to it being an actual Birdie since it normally plays as a par 5!



    I want/need to win a contest where the grand prize is playing a 2 day pro-am with this guy (and it will only be 2 days, because of course we'll miss the cut, and it will be my fault because 1-I'm not worthy, 2-I have an established handicap, and 3-My wife isn't that SUPER HOT)



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    WITB:
    Mizuno GT/ST-180 Dr w/ EvenFlow White 6.0 75
    Mizuno GT-180 3wd w/ Tensei CK White 75
    TM UDI 1, 3 w/ KBS C-Taper Lite S
    TM P770 4-PW w/ TT Tour Concept Satin
    TM Milled Grind 52* LB and 58* SB
    Odyssey O-Works 7S Tank
  • KillerPenguinKillerPenguin Members  591WRX Points: 144Posts: 591 Golden Tee
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    When does Tawny start her national tour?
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  • halliedoghalliedog Members  2563WRX Points: 338Handicap: 5.2Posts: 2,563 Titanium Tees
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    When does Tawny start her national tour?




    I'm not sure, but I want to be there! Would be interesting to see if this is the Tawny that danced on the hood of a Whitesnake car back in the 80's!
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    WITB:
    Mizuno GT/ST-180 Dr w/ EvenFlow White 6.0 75
    Mizuno GT-180 3wd w/ Tensei CK White 75
    TM UDI 1, 3 w/ KBS C-Taper Lite S
    TM P770 4-PW w/ TT Tour Concept Satin
    TM Milled Grind 52* LB and 58* SB
    Odyssey O-Works 7S Tank
  • mgholdamgholda Tour Issues Indianapolis, INMembers  751WRX Points: 99Handicap: +1Posts: 751 Golden Tee
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    halliedog wrote:


    When does Tawny start her national tour?




    I'm not sure, but I want to be there! Would be interesting to see if this is the Tawny that danced on the hood of a Whitesnake car back in the 80's!


    Here’s some of her action...



    https://mobile.twitter.com/Tawnydancer69/status/1024477998945370114/video/1



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    Titleist TS3 8.5 HZDRUS 60 6.5
    Titleist TS3 15 HZDRUS 70 6.5
    Titleist 818H2 19 Aldila Phenom HYB 85 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 UT 21 KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway X-Forged 18 4-PW KBS $Taper 120 S
    Callaway Mack Daddy 4 52/10 S Grind and 58/8 C Grind KBS $Taper 120 S
    Scotty Cameron Futura X 35"
    Titleist Pro V1x
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  • jsanatxjsanatx God Bless Texas Members  1977WRX Points: 124Posts: 1,977 Platinum Tees
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    Oh my, nice visor.
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    917 D2 w/Diamana S+ 60g
    Titleist 917F 15* w/Tour AD Di
    Titleist 718 AP2s
    Adams PNT v1 18* and v2 22*
    Vokey SM5 46*
    Vokey Cold Forged 52/10
    Vokey SM6 Brushed Copper 56/08
    Vokey TVD 60*
    SC 009 Triple Skulls 350g
  • halliedoghalliedog Members  2563WRX Points: 338Handicap: 5.2Posts: 2,563 Titanium Tees
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    Duffner wrote:


    Someone please buy the "El Chapo's Taint" tee from his site. I'm dying laughin at his twitter feed. This guy is gold




    I just finally bit the bullet and bought one. Got an order confirmation, and was promptly told:





    Your order is confirmed



    We've accepted your order, and we're getting it ready. Come back to this page for updates on your order status.




    I'm keeping my fingers crossed I actually get this, and credit card isn't blown up. Is this a joke? Kind of weird that they offer no other order info other than "We've accepted your order", but kind of in CPG's style, so I guess I get what I deserve!
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    WITB:
    Mizuno GT/ST-180 Dr w/ EvenFlow White 6.0 75
    Mizuno GT-180 3wd w/ Tensei CK White 75
    TM UDI 1, 3 w/ KBS C-Taper Lite S
    TM P770 4-PW w/ TT Tour Concept Satin
    TM Milled Grind 52* LB and 58* SB
    Odyssey O-Works 7S Tank
  • halliedoghalliedog Members  2563WRX Points: 338Handicap: 5.2Posts: 2,563 Titanium Tees
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    Now its been 20 minutes since the order, and no email confirmation - getting nervous!
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    WITB:
    Mizuno GT/ST-180 Dr w/ EvenFlow White 6.0 75
    Mizuno GT-180 3wd w/ Tensei CK White 75
    TM UDI 1, 3 w/ KBS C-Taper Lite S
    TM P770 4-PW w/ TT Tour Concept Satin
    TM Milled Grind 52* LB and 58* SB
    Odyssey O-Works 7S Tank
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  • Go_Blue!Go_Blue! HAIL! Members  1663WRX Points: 181Posts: 1,663 Platinum Tees
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    halliedog wrote:


    Now its been 20 minutes since the order, and no email confirmation - getting nervous!




    I've ordered a shirt from him b4 and everything was fine.
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    8.5* Ping G400 LST w/ Tensei Blue 60TX
    15* TM M1 w/ Rogue Silver X
    19* TM M1 w/80x Black Tie
    4-PW Srixon Z745 w/ TTDG X100
    Titleist SM6 52.12 F, 56.14 F, 60.10 S 
    Taylormade Spider Tour Black
    Taylormade TP5
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