Golf Channel rescues homeless man; immediately hires him for Pre-Game Show

[Scotty1140]

I thought for a second they had hired William Regal. 

[GrandStranded]

I’d love to see how well put together some of you comedians are.

I've got a feeling the bar is pretty low.

[TiScape]

My initial impression was Keith Urban. I say good for him for daring to be different 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

Sorry the pics so big! Haha

Edited February 13, 2021 by TIScape

[PZero]

I turned on the golf channel and went, "who's this f****** guy?" When I heard the accent I then knew it was Appleby. He looks like he's been out in the desert doing peyote.

[TobesSC]

More like Kevin Sorbo

[Hawkeye77]

56 minutes ago, john myrbch said:

I’d love to see how well put together some of you comedians are.

I've got a feeling the bar is pretty low.

Warren Zevon thinks my hair is perfect!

[ThinkingPlus]

5 minutes ago, Hawkeye77 said:

Warren Zevon thinks my hair is perfect!

h*** lupus?

[kasting333]

One of my favorite swings ever

[bscinstnct]

1 hour ago, john myrbch said:

I’d love to see how well put together some of you comedians are.

I've got a feeling the bar is pretty low.

Cmon, jb 

 

We aren’t saying we are better than SA

 

I’d gladly have him over for dinner 

 

But he has to eat outside

 

 

[caniac6]

44 minutes ago, Hawkeye77 said:

Warren Zevon thinks my hair is perfect!

Ahhooo!

[anth]

Who gives a flying %{#* what the man looks like? Is he a good analyst, yes or no?

 

Faldo and Miller look plenty respectable but I’ve lost count of the number of posts here whinging about the quality of their work.

[MUNIGRIT]

Applebee looks like what my kids are always screaming into the PS4 a Try Hard!

[golfandfishing]

56 minutes ago, anth said:

Who gives a flying %{#* what the man looks like? Is he a good analyst, yes or no?

 

Faldo and Miller look plenty respectable but I’ve lost count of the number of posts here whinging about the quality of their work.

He is not a good analyst, no. 

[anth]

31 minutes ago, golfandfishing said:

He is not a good analyst, no. 

Yeah but he writes a mean song lyric

[tiderider]

seriously? ... no one thought of this: 

 

[Mustard_Tiger]

3 hours ago, anth said:

Who gives a flying %{#* what the man looks like? Is he a good analyst, yes or no?

 

 

 

Your point would have merit if the Golf Channel was on the radio.

 

We have to look at Appelby because he's on TV so his appearance is relevant.

 

 

 

Edited February 14, 2021 by Mustard_Tiger

[BenSeattle]

8 hours ago, Pepperturbo said:

Yesterday, my wife asked me who the guy was on the right of the desk - he's ugly, hair looks dirty and sticky.  I said remember Stuart Appleby.  She said, you got to be kidding, he was a good-looking well-kept man, now he looks homeless.  LOL that was her response.  I had to agree.

 

Here's the lesson, boys: if any woman ever refers to you as "sticky," it's time to change that look.  

[tiderider]

10 minutes ago, BenSeattle said:

 

Here's the lesson, boys: if any woman ever refers to you as "sticky," it's time to change that look.  

[pktaske]

So I'm reading this thread and know someone's going to post a pic/video at some point.  Ahh ha!! I clic on link....and all I see is an older guy sporting some longer hair.

 

I'm all for golf tradition and respect. F music on the course. Ban jeans and t-shirts. No #$%÷/& ankle tights. Etc.

 

 

But dissing a guy cause he's wears his hair long and light scruff? It's got to be an age thing maybe.

 

(But I'm not that young. Maybe it's cause I play guitar in a band....?)

 

Anyway, big thumbs down here.

 

Boo.

Edited February 14, 2021 by pktaske

[JungleJimbo]

Here’s a Link to Appleby’s analysis on Golf Channel yesterday. I thought it was a good idea to add an ex-pro’s analysis & insights (not just Damon Hack & Shane Bacon).

 

https://www.golfchannel.com/video/stuart-appleby-jordan-spieth-trying-relearn-winning-pebble-beach

[vernon]

9 hours ago, stingerfade said:

Just because someone has long hair? Didn’t realize this was the 50s military 

No.  Because I thought he looked liked what I would expect Bruce Jenner to look like present day or perhaps Kevin Sorbo.

 

Not sure what the military or the 50's have to do with anything.

 

Am I going to be cancelled now?

[4rightmike]

Ok boomers

[anth]

8 minutes ago, vernon said:

No.  Because I thought he looked liked what I would expect Bruce Jenner to look like present day or perhaps Kevin Sorbo.

 

Not sure what the military or the 50's have to do with anything.

 

Am I going to be cancelled now?

No, but we should cancel Appleby because he looks like Kevin Sorbo apparently.

 

I wonder what Sorbo thinks of cancel culture...

[iBanesto]

On 2/13/2021 at 8:16 AM, LeoLeo99 said:

They all look alike.  

 

What happened to Appleby after 2008, he kind of fell off the map despite winning in 2010?

 

He used to be a guaranteed top 50 in the world player.

 

[anth]

Back issues. 

[One Putter]

6 hours ago, vernon said:

No.  Because I thought he looked liked what I would expect Bruce Jenner to look like present day or perhaps Kevin Sorbo.

 

Not sure what the military or the 50's have to do with anything.

 

Am I going to be cancelled now?

In order to be cancelled someone has to actually program you first.

[One Putter]

Dp

Edited February 14, 2021 by One Putter

[aenemated]

Man, this thread is basically my "suprised by someone's game" post. 

[extrastiff]

7 hours ago, pktaske said:

So I'm reading this thread and know someone's going to post a pic/video at some point.  Ahh ha!! I clic on link....and all I see is an older guy sporting some longer hair.

 

I'm all for golf tradition and respect. F music on the course. Ban jeans and t-shirts. No #$%÷/& ankle tights. Etc.

 

 

But dissing a guy cause he's wears his hair long and light scruff? It's got to be an age thing maybe.

 

(But I'm not that young. Maybe it's cause I play guitar in a band....?)

 

Anyway, big thumbs down here.

 

Boo.

 

you are correct that making fun of him is dumb. 
 

U are correct dressing like an IT nerd is tradition, but what I wear has nothing to do with respect. 

How angry tight clothing makes you is probably indicative of how you much you can’t stop staring, and how much you hate the tingly feelings you get when you stare. 

 

sorry to target you but nothing will destroy this thread quicker than me calling you out for being a grumpy crustacean. That’s what we both want. 
 

Edited February 14, 2021 by extrastiff

[Hawkeye77]

6 hours ago, anth said:

No, but we should cancel Appleby because he looks like Kevin Sorbo apparently.

 

I wonder what Sorbo thinks of cancel culture...

 

His show was cancelled, he gets it. 😉