Looking for good responses to “How’d you hit ‘em?” Gimme your best!

[DTrain63]

I have a buddy who ALWAYS asks me this - I’d love some witty responses. Thanks!

[St Jimmy]

Like a baby hits a diaper. 

[Petethreeput]

“Often”

[SnowbirdTom]

More than once.

[denismcg]

Better than you

[Hawkeye77]

F___ off!  Just say it with a smile, true friends won't care, strangers deserve it.

[llewol007]

Not sure with that question. Maybe in my younger years it bothered me specially if I didn’t hit them well that day. Now I have fun with it and say the course record was in my sights but didn’t sink the 3 footer for 59

😂😂

[Cliffy2020]

- Beside distance & direction, pretty f@#king good!!!

Edited January 29, 2023 by Cliffy2020

[lookylookitzadam]

“Mostly with the club, sometimes with my foot”

[GHIN n Juice]

“Like a felon.”

 

Then just walk away.  Let them figure out what that means.

[Socrates]

[E.J.]

My general response is “‘Bout average.”

[Springsteennut]

I didn’t hit anyone.

[mizuno player]

With best of intentions. 

[klebs01]

Sun was shining and the birds were chirping. 

[Hickory4ever]

I shot my age…..then played the last three holes. (I am 68)

[Socrates]

People ask what is the course record.  I ask, "high or low?"

[NCLancer]

 

"Got my monies worth."  

[Argonne69]

"Good. Actually, it was more like good grief! (or good Lord)"

 

[jordan2240]

We'll, I pulled a club from the bag then stood beside the ball and swung my club at the ball.

[gr8blueheronbird]

Very well. Thank you!

[MattM97]

Got my money's worth seeing the course. 

[03trdblack]

" They hit me. "

[PJE]

I kicked a**. Probably going on Tour pretty soon. Maybe not, though. 

[bazinky]

"Forward. Except for that one shot on 13 ..."

[sharkiesj]

1. Like a buck-tooth red-headed stepchild…

2. Like a dikfer…

          He’ll say, what’s a dikfer?

           To pee with…

[aenemated]

[ChipNRun]

My response:

 

"Buy me a drink and I'll tell you!" 😄

 

[BHI 99]

“Best balls I hit all day were when I stepped on a sand rake”

[Esox]

" Like Xaviera Hollander"

 

The Happy Hooker  for you young guys.....

Edited February 5, 2023 by Esox